Jimmy Carter vs. The Rabbit

[Crazed Rabbit]

Vote for who would win the fight if old Jimmy Carter was attacked by a rabbit today This, however, is no ordinary rabbit but a FOUR FOOT LONG RABBIT
See the rabbit here (http://www.local6.com/news/3547722/detail.html)
A continental giant rabbit, only two years old, that weighs in at 27 pounds Also, the fight will be on dry land, so the rabbit doesn't have to launch an amphibious assualt on Jimmy Carter's rowboat, and Jimmy will NOT have an oar this time.

[RisingSun]

Does the rabbit have Apollo Creed as a trainer?

[Hetman_Koronny]

Why Carter?

BTW: this is a monster not a rabbit https://forums.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[Crazed Rabbit]

Why Carter? Well, this isn't the first time Jimmy has fought a rabbit. When he was President and fishing in a rowboat of some type, he saw this animal swimming towards him in the water. So, he did what any of us would do if we saw a swimming creature the size of a rabbit in the water, namely he took his oar and beat the snot out of the swimming rabbit. The fate of that poor rabbit is unknown. He later said the rabbit attacked him. https://forums.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

So this is fight #2 for the rabbit species and Jimmy

Crazed Rabbit

[mfberg]

The rabbit wins in 4.

Carter is too old to last any longer, so he cedes the fight after four rounds. The dry ground enables the rabbit to dodge, and Carter's lack of an oar forces him to chase the rabbit around till he tires out.

mfberg

[RisingSun]

Bah, that rabbit ain't so tough. https://forums.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

[Ser Clegane]

Quote[/b] (Crazed Rabbit @ July 21 2004,11:23)]So, he did what any of us would do if we saw a swimming creature the size of a rabbit in the water, namely he took his oar and beat the snot out of the swimming rabbit. The fate of that poor rabbit is unknown. He later said the rabbit attacked him. https://forums.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
Well, you never know what a rabbit might do to you...

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/rabbitat.jpg

Uhm ... sorry for the blurry picture but I'm sure many people will recognize this menacing white fuzz.

[scooter_the_shooter]

LOL monty python that is the best motny python movie


the rabit will win https://forums.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/barrel.gif

[Crazed Rabbit]

hee-hee
Jimmy's down 7-1 https://forums.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Crazed Rabbit

[son of spam]

HA Jimmy will bite off that rabbit's head

Damn that is a huge rabbit.