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frogbeastegg
10-24-2004, 13:57
I saw this on another forum; How to find a man in Europe and leave him there (http://americangirlsareeasy.com/book/). Some sections are funnier than others.
Ser Clegane
10-24-2004, 17:00
Quite funny ~D

The only thing that disturbs me is that the author raped the pronounciation of my name in the same manner most Americans do it :furious3:
-Isapostolos-
10-24-2004, 17:18
That is really funny, thanks for the site.
Although my name isn't on the Dutch list, all the others that are don't exist in Dutch (well, maybe one). The American girls that supposedly were in Holland probably ended up in Yugoslavia.

Seriously; Dietbout, Xavius, Maritje-Claasz, Sofie? Some of those could even be Dutch female names.

T
william the bastard
10-24-2004, 20:29
Funny m8, only read about french but sound good
Dîn-Heru
10-24-2004, 20:46
Quite funny ~D

The only thing that disturbs me is that the author raped the pronounciation of my name in the same manner most Americans do it :furious3:


Might we assume that your name is Georg, or Gay-ORG as it is pronounced? ~;)
Adrian II
10-25-2004, 13:28
Seriously; Dietbout, Xavius, Maritje-Claasz, Sofie? Some of those could even be Dutch female names.Come on, Baldzo, we've been found out and we might as well admit it.

Sincerely,

Baartge (lmao)
frogbeastegg
10-25-2004, 16:00
According to that site the Dutch are probably too boring to have names, and if they do they won't mind anyone getting them wrong because they hate making people feel bad. Ouch.

I found this in the British section: "Most dialects sound like people are fighting against a frog in their voice box to cough up a few words." That makes me a frog with a frog in my throat. :frog:
Adrian II
10-25-2004, 17:13
According to that site the Dutch are probably too boring to have names, and if they do they won't mind anyone getting them wrong because they hate making people feel bad. Ouch.Oh sure, I was only reacting to what his name's post to make him feel better.
You British girls can be so, so cruel. :surprised:
frogbeastegg
10-25-2004, 17:18
Did the site say cruel? :goes and checks: nope, we got loud and opinionated, so you must be wrong; everyone knows websites are always right :winkg:

:mutters: I'm not loud, in fact I am very quiet.
Ser Clegane
10-25-2004, 17:43
Might we assume that your name is Georg, or Gay-ORG as it is pronounced? ~;)

Nope ~D
LittleGrizzly
10-25-2004, 18:10
lol funny read
doc_bean
10-25-2004, 19:13
About Belgium:

Before the Euro standardized the continent, little corner stores would take any currency.

I never knew that ! (and it isn't true btw)

Also, most of us only speak 1-3 languages, not 8, and only 1 or 2 halfway decent anyway.
Adrian II
10-25-2004, 19:30
Did the site say cruel?Well, according to my best friend Waccar it does.
And my best friend Waccar, as opposed to guys like Dietbout, Fludderhuis and Grumplstitz, is always right.
We wouldn't want to insult my best friend, now would we? :rolleyes:
ShadesPanther
10-25-2004, 20:02
Men from North Ireland will try convincing you to carry a suspicious package on your flight back home.

No proof at all! *ahem*
/me runs and hides


Belfast You'll probably want to stay away.
very good idea. Think of Liverpool but 20X ~;)
-Isapostolos-
10-25-2004, 20:25
Well, according to my best friend Waccar it does.
And my best friend Waccar, as opposed to guys like Dietbout, Fludderhuis and Grumplstitz, is always right.
We wouldn't want to insult my best friend, now would we? :rolleyes:

Lol,

For me, this site is only proof of the ignorance of most Americans about the rest of the world... And I know it's supposed to be funny, but they arn't even close with any of the info.
Adrian II
10-25-2004, 20:35
For me, this site is only proof of the ignorance of most Americans about the rest of the world... Oh no, I don't want an argument! Please, I can't stand arguments. Ehm, eh, quick, let me list the names of all Ohio senators sinced 1900 for you.

Sh*t I forgot...

*sheds name, disappears into thin fog*
frogbeastegg
10-25-2004, 20:41
It's all very tongue in cheek, just look at the name of the website - "American Girls are easy". It's not the kind of thing someone seriously says about themself.
-Isapostolos-
10-26-2004, 13:11
It's not the kind of thing someone seriously says about themself.

Some sletty girls do... :kiss2:
Fragony
10-26-2004, 14:34
'The Dutch are courteous drivers'

Someone never visited Holland.
Adrian II
10-26-2004, 15:09
Someone never visited Holland.They did, but none got out alive.
lugh
10-26-2004, 21:14
Irish guys are belligerent alcoholics, claim to see little green men at the end of a rainbow 1) True 2) False, we usually sell tour bus tickets to ignorant Americans so they can search for the wee folk. Then we go and get pished on the taking. . .