View Full Version : The Ultimate: Cheese Vs Dinosaurs
Silver Rusher
11-19-2004, 22:15
Another poll by me, with no point whatsoever...
I believe that Cheese is superior to dinosaurs, simply because of it's fragility. Cheese is full of holes, or at least some kinds are, yet most Dinosaurs had none. The thing is, Cheese smells better AND tastes better with crackers, whereas if you stick Dinosaurs on a cracker they won't even fit.
What do you think?
Don't firget that Cheese tastes nice and there are so many possibilities for its use. I mean you can have cheese on toast. Pasta and Cheese. Brocoli and cheese and many more. ~D
Snowhobbit
11-19-2004, 22:47
But dinosaurs can eat the cheese, hence they must be superior right?
Well dinosaurs gave rise to birds, which resulted in chickens. So it's a close one.
A.Saturnus
11-20-2004, 00:30
I for one think that a brontosaurus would have tasted quite good. In addition, reptiloids have usually rather low-fat meat, while cheese...
A dinosaur also has a better flair. Cheese on your bread is rather lame, on the other hand, roasting a dinosaur on a stick over a fire makes a perfect atmosphere for camp-fire stories. Cheese just can´t compete with that.
and those nice stories you have about hunting the dinosaur, you know the Big fish, like 60kg, imagine getting an ichysauros on the line (more like a ton)
"Yeah the other day i was off the reef and i pulled a one ton ichysaurus on board, i really like ichysaurus especially with melted cheese"
thanks,
dessa
A.Saturnus
11-20-2004, 22:14
And think about the options of a pet.
"If I find your t-rex´s droppings one more time in my garden..."
While cheese on the other hand just lies around.
Kaiser of Arabia
11-20-2004, 22:21
Cheese.
In a fight, although the dinosaur would eat the cheese, dinosaurs are not capable of digesting such a complex food item so thus, the dinosaur would get terrible indigestion and diarehha, and therefore cheese would be the victor.
Snowhobbit
11-20-2004, 22:31
But then the cheese would be dead, the dinosaur would still be alive, and so the dinosaur wins again!
Kaiser of Arabia
11-20-2004, 22:47
Cheese isn't a living object
It cant die!
Snowhobbit
11-21-2004, 00:11
But the cow can ~;)
Kaiser of Arabia
11-21-2004, 00:25
but the cheese cant.
And you can make artificial cheese with goat milk
Snowhobbit
11-21-2004, 00:33
If feel that somehow the trend of eating cows will eventually spread to the goat aswell, something about the meat that attract those carnivores ~;)
Brings up an interesting point. Although much research has been done individually on cheese and dinosaurs, a comprehensive comparison has never really been done.
Thing is, cheese is a mold. Mold was around during the dinosaurs period, and mold, including cheese, is still around. Dinosaurs though...
Yeah, cheese spanks a dinosaur.
What's all this talk about ichisaurus?
and imagine a movie where cheese chased Raquel Welch like the dinosaurs did in 1 million years BC!
hehe, yeah, that would still be cool, but not as cool as a dinosaur
ichi
Cheese will last in cold temperature. Dinosaurs will croak. ~D They are widely believed as Poikilotherms (they can't regulate their own temperature). :dizzy2:
Ironside
11-21-2004, 12:34
Cheese will last in cold temperature. Dinosaurs will croak. ~D They are widely believed as Poikilotherms (they can't regulate their own temperature). :dizzy2:
I suspect the dinosaurs on the southpole would complain if they couldn't regulate thier own temperature. ~D
Yes it was warmer there then, but they would still need to survive the winter with no sun for several months.
A.Saturnus
11-21-2004, 17:49
Cheese.
In a fight, although the dinosaur would eat the cheese, dinosaurs are not capable of digesting such a complex food item so thus, the dinosaur would get terrible indigestion and diarehha, and therefore cheese would be the victor.
Man, cheese can´t digest dinosaurs either.
Thing is, cheese is a mold. Mold was around during the dinosaurs period, and mold, including cheese, is still around. Dinosaurs though...
Yeah, cheese spanks a dinosaur.
I´m not sure this is true. Cheese is made from milk. Milk is only produced by mammals, which are a more recent development. That means, during most of the time of the dinosaures´ reign, there was no cheese. Cheese has yet to rule the world for a time span the dinosaures did.
lay off the herb my friend ~D
I suspect the dinosaurs on the southpole would complain if they couldn't regulate thier own temperature. ~D
Yes it was warmer there then, but they would still need to survive the winter with no sun for several months.
They would have to expend tremendous amount of energy:
a) doing work (moving their massive bodies around; particularly, predators ought to be fast).
b) burning energy and shivering ( if they regulate their own temperature).
c) that means they have to eat constantly and frequently.
d) Behaviourally, it is possible they can flock like penguins to reduce loss of body heat.
Divine Wind
11-21-2004, 20:16
Dinosaurs = inhabit earth for millions of years.
Cheese = gives you strange dreams
Dinosaurs for the victory.
Axeknight
11-21-2004, 20:23
I have a theory.
Consider if you would for a moment a dinosaur (or better, multiple dinosaurs of differing sizes and species) stood next to a cheese (or better, multiple cheeseses of differing tpyes and maturities).
The dinosaurs come in many different varieties, yes? As do the cheeses. Both can be in a range of different colours, sizes and tastes. Both are aquired tastes. One makes you dream weird dreams, the other is often in those dreams.
My conclusion? Well, it's a shocker.
Cheese are dinosaurs and dinosaurs are cheese! That's right. They are one and the same. Therefore, the poll is void.
I suspect the dinosaurs on the southpole would complain if they couldn't regulate thier own temperature. ~D
Yes it was warmer there then, but they would still need to survive the winter with no sun for several months.
I believe they slept for most of the time during the winter and were in the deepest parts of the forest which retained some heat.
A.Saturnus
11-22-2004, 00:20
I believe they slept for most of the time during the winter and were in the deepest parts of the forest which retained some heat.
Nonsense, they had vacation during winter.
True, cheese didn't exist, but mold did. And cheese is just a very specialized, highly proficient, mold; the pinnacle of all mold has to offer (and tasty too).
If you extrapolate this discussion further, you inevitably are faced with an even greater question:
Cheesecake or dinosaurs?
:dizzy2: ~:eek:
Kaiser of Arabia
11-22-2004, 05:34
Besides, there are more types of cheese than dinosaurs,there has to be, theres just sooo much cheese!
KukriKhan
11-22-2004, 06:17
True, cheese didn't exist, but mold did. And cheese is just a very specialized, highly proficient, mold; the pinnacle of all mold has to offer (and tasty too).
If you extrapolate this discussion further, you inevitably are faced with an even greater question:
Cheesecake or dinosaurs?
:dizzy2: ~:eek:Hmmm. Cheesecake https://jimcee.homestead.com/files/cheesecake.jpg
or dino's https://jimcee.homestead.com/files/dino.jpg
tough call. Mammalian-types will likely prefer cheesecake. Reptilians..... ~D
mmmmmmm... cheeeeeese.... :jumping:
Ironside
11-22-2004, 16:43
I believe they slept for most of the time during the winter and were in the deepest parts of the forest which retained some heat.
If I remember correctly, there's a big evidence that some dinosaurs didn't sleep during the winter.
They had good night vision. It doesn't sound like a big evidence unless you consider were you are. Close to the southpole the sun is either up all the time or down all the time, thus giving night vision to them is quite useless if the can only use it for 2-3 months/year, because you sleep during the dark period.
They would have to expend tremendous amount of energy:
a) doing work (moving their massive bodies around; particularly, predators ought to be fast).
b) burning energy and shivering ( if they regulate their own temperature).
c) that means they have to eat constantly and frequently.
d) Behaviourally, it is possible they can flock like penguins to reduce loss of body heat.
And that differs from today? Remind you that plants was growing there, so it wasn't polar weather.
Sasaki Kojiro
11-22-2004, 16:48
Well...Antarctica wasn't on the south pole when the dinosaurs were around. It was all one continent remember?
Dinosaurs are crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside, just like armadillos. I don't like armadillos, therefore cheese must be superior.
English assassin
11-22-2004, 19:13
I decided to put this to the ultimate authority, namely my 18 month old son. Over to you, Tom:
"Dino. Big Dino. num num num. Tom geen Dino boots"
For those who do not speak 18 month old, he means that he likes dinosaurs because they are large and even toy ones can eat lots of things, and because there are green dinosaurs on his wellies.
Irrefutable logic there.
Teutonic Knight
11-22-2004, 19:32
I for one think that a brontosaurus would have tasted quite good. In addition, reptiloids have usually rather low-fat meat, while cheese...
A dinosaur also has a better flair. Cheese on your bread is rather lame, on the other hand, roasting a dinosaur on a stick over a fire makes a perfect atmosphere for camp-fire stories. Cheese just can´t compete with that.
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frogbeastegg
11-22-2004, 22:32
I proclaim cheese to be the victor, so there :tongueg:
There is nothing finer than a good cheese; it is the true pinnacle of evolution and humanity will never better a nice, mature cheddar. Dinosaurs, on the other hand, are better off forgotten. I mean they appear in bad films, in bad TV programmes, they make children's toys that really hurt when you tread on them in bare feet - need I go on?
Plus if you get two chunks of Munster cheese and cram them up the nostrils of any creature, dinosaur or otherwise, it will keel over and die from the unbelievably foul smell. Munster is a kind of dairy bio weapon.
Finally, and most conclusively, you cannot do cheese on toast with a dash of Lea & Perins with dinos; you can do this with cheese.
English assassin
11-23-2004, 13:58
You COULD do dinosaurs on toast with Lea and Perrins, you would just have to overcome the problem that in the age of the Dinosaurs Worcestershire was where india now is, and under water to boot. However one of the ingredients of Worcestershire sauce is anchovies anyway so a slightly fishy tang from underwater manufacture wouldn't spoil it much.
Whats more if you timed things right you could start cooking just as the asteroid struck the earth, which would mean all the dinosaurs would actually BE toast. Which is more than can be said for cheese.
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