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kiwitt
08-15-2005, 05:54
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called
Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks
that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian,
"I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I
wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted"
and Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian
immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a
shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he
thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a
prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo
and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail. (No -The punch line does not
involve a prawn cocktail).

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't
see his old friend.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to
the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend come out and see me again".
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........



"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian".

ichi
08-15-2005, 06:04
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad

Gah! kiwitt Gah!

did you do that on porpoise, or just for the halibut?

ichi :bow:

Beirut
08-15-2005, 11:11
Now I've got a haddock. That joke had no sole.

Taurus
08-15-2005, 11:14
"Oh my cod! What a bad joke!" ~;)

Al Khalifah
08-15-2005, 11:15
Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!

Idaho
08-15-2005, 11:57
That joke smelt. You really have slid to the bottom of barrel.

_Martyr_
08-15-2005, 12:13
Lads... theres a time and a Plaice! :dizzy2:

Beirut
08-15-2005, 12:24
Indeed, many words here are spelt wrong and we may suffer being put upon pikes if this continues. We need Marlin the Magician to get us out of this.

Good thing I'm heading out the dore soon. My buddy need help to tuna his guitar. We're having lunch at his mom's after and I'm worried about salmon-ella.

Taurus
08-15-2005, 12:27
Good thing I'm heading out the dore soon. My buddy need help to tuna his guitar. We're having lunch at his mom's after and I'm worried about salmon-ella.


lol ~D

Al Khalifah
08-15-2005, 12:29
These puns are terrible. They're making me whale with horror.

Louis VI the Fat
08-15-2005, 12:39
Come on, guys. Squid it. You're hurting Christian's eelings.

TonkaToys
08-15-2005, 13:27
There's a time and a plaice for this sort of thing.

Al Khalifah
08-15-2005, 14:29
I can't believe what I'm herring - I thought you guys were funny, but you're a load of sprats.

Oaty
08-15-2005, 17:10
This thread is sure to flounder. Anyways what's it doing in the backbay

Redleg
08-15-2005, 17:56
This joke is so bad I had to trout to the bathroom to hurl.

Mongoose
08-15-2005, 18:01
No offense, but that joke made we want to vomit.....

Duke Malcolm
08-15-2005, 18:02
there is something fishy here... why is this thread in the backroom?

The Scourge
08-15-2005, 21:58
Stop trying to hijack the mans thread.Don't be so shellfish .

Big_John
08-15-2005, 22:47
i was not sturgeon for a thread like this. walleye appreciate the precarious perch, i shad mention that puns walrus make me sad. but, women like puns, so if you cod a wife, don't kipper away. you minnow what i'm talking about. kiwitt is the manta thank.

pikes! that was bad.. mahi sincerest apologies. now, i think we clam all hope that a mod lox this thread. it serves no porpoise.

Al Khalifah
08-15-2005, 22:48
No need to get all crabby about it.

kiwitt
08-15-2005, 23:46
I am going to have to mullet over.

Beirut
08-16-2005, 00:55
Well, I'm sorry for making a bass of myself in this thread.

Beirut
08-16-2005, 01:09
Stop trying to hijack the mans thread.Don't be so shellfish .

Ha! :laugh4:

ichi
08-16-2005, 01:21
Stop trying to hijack the mans thread.Don't be so shellfish .

Show some remoras please

Gregoshi
08-16-2005, 05:46
This is prawnography of the English language!! I'm urchin everyone to sease otterwise chumone will go overboard and then the ship will hit the sand. Sonar or later it is drowned to happen.


La Fin

AntiochusIII
08-16-2005, 05:57
Actually I think the joke works, apparently, in a subtle way.

You all are having a good laugh over the spelling, aren't you? ~D

Divinus Arma
08-16-2005, 07:39
:laugh4:

TonkaToys
08-16-2005, 08:48
sHark, I (sardine) can hear the end of this thread (herring) (sea cu-)come(ber)ing.

[Really sorry about that]

Al Khalifah
08-16-2005, 10:04
This thread has really brightened up the org. Its been like a ray of sunshine.



I'll be impressed if anyone manages to get a humuhumu nukunuku apua'a into a pun.

Samurai Waki
08-16-2005, 10:44
I really didn't want to post in this thread but I Barracuda(n't) handle it anymore.

AntiochusIII
08-18-2005, 04:46
I really didn't want to post in this thread but I Barracuda(n't) handle it anymore.Hey, Wazikashi, did you get the idea of Space Cowboy from Cowboy Bebop?

Just asking. ~:)

kiwitt
08-18-2005, 05:26
I'll be impressed if anyone manages to get a humuhumu nukunuku apua'a into a pun.I always wanted to get a bit of h..u..m..u and more h..u..m..u (humor) into the org. I n..u.. (now) k..u..n (can) and so u (you) kuld (could) too, if you a..p..u..a..'..ased (abused) the english language a little bit.

Samurai Waki
08-18-2005, 06:34
Hey, Wazikashi, did you get the idea of Space Cowboy from Cowboy Bebop?

Just asking. ~:)

Yeah. Cowboy Bebop is my favorite Anime' series :)

Papewaio
08-18-2005, 06:41
This thread has really brightened up the org. Its been like a ray of sunshine.



I'll be impressed if anyone manages to get a humuhumu nukunuku apua'a into a pun.

Intern: humuhumu nukunuku
Bill: apua'AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Samurai Waki
08-18-2005, 07:09
I'm sure it could be used in an easier context if we started speaking Hawaiin ~D

Al Khalifah
08-18-2005, 09:45
A fish with a nose like a pig. Good naming.

I hope this thread doesn't die out or amago crazy. Seriously though, pick up the humour guys or this thread is gonna get crappie.

TonkaToys
08-18-2005, 17:24
Uprawn my word, there must be more Anglers that we can take on this, don't be shellfish, let's mantain the (ice) floe. Stop fishing for compliments, and try trawling the Internet for more ideas.

Del Arroyo
08-18-2005, 23:13
Will that be dol, phin? Or does someone have another?