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"Philosophy was a rough teacher on poor Gnaeus, everything seemed to shock the young fellow."
Seamus Fermanagh
10-04-2005, 03:54
At 29, Gnaeus discovered the end of his nose, leading to endless thoughts on the nature of nature.
Seamus
MiniKiller
10-04-2005, 04:11
I pooped my pants!
"A milites just gabbed a whole lotta ass!!" (that means he's been roughly gropped in the rear end)
I'll start out myself.
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"Philosophy was a rough teacher on poor Gnaeus, everything seemed to shock the young fellow." As the enemy diplomat tendered an impossible-to-resist bribe to Gnaeus, only one question rushed to his mind: "Is it the chicken or the egg!? The chicken or the egg!!?"
Zatoichi
10-04-2005, 08:22
Gnaeus was shocked to discover shoulder pads wouldn't be back in fashion for another 1600 years.
"Being too brainy for his peers and too pious for the ladies, Gnaeus spent Saturday nights staring at the gate."
A.Saturnus
10-04-2005, 14:31
"All philosophy begins in startlement" - almost Socrates
Doug-Thompson
10-04-2005, 14:36
"Then he suddenly realized, to his horror, that reality and his Christian principles conflicted."
Alexander the Pretty Good
10-04-2005, 14:42
Hey D-T. Save that for the backroom! ~;)
"I have that low Influence!?"
SpencerH
10-04-2005, 15:54
After philosophy, Gnaeus' studies took him into the forbidden realm of hypnotism.
Geoffrey S
10-04-2005, 16:10
Gnaeus is shocked when someone shows him his firm personals...
Edit: dammit, italics didn't work.
Rurik the Chieftain
10-04-2005, 18:00
Having let a sheltered life of devotion to religion and philosophy, Gnaeus was quite shaken when he witnessed his favorite mare give birth.
gardibolt
10-04-2005, 22:42
Having spent his formative years studying philosophy, it took Gnaeus a while to learn the proper use of the saddle horn.
:charge:
MiniKiller
10-04-2005, 22:47
So thats what a women looks like!
Craterus
10-04-2005, 22:49
Gnaeus was surprised to hear of the invention of the camera?!
A mix of shock and happiness. Gnaeus receives his riding license.
"Here's a unit of Limanitei (sp?), now off you go to beat the Huns."
Steppe Merc
10-05-2005, 00:16
Gnaeus, a devout Christian, never did quite understand how one of his four wives got with child...
(I assume that's what the wedding rings mean, right? ~;) )
rebelscum
10-05-2005, 15:47
It was a cold morning in Massilia when Gnaeus sat down on his new marble toilet seat.~:eek:
Azi Tohak
10-05-2005, 19:43
Gnaeus, a devout Christian, never did quite understand how one of his four wives got with child...
(I assume that's what the wedding rings mean, right? ~;) )
...'weeding rings' are loyalty.
Azi
"It comes in pints? I'm getting one!"
rebelscum
10-06-2005, 00:26
Gnaeus finds out what Scots mercenaries wear under their kilts.
or
"My god Centrurion; it 'is' as long as a babies arm!"
Painting by famous Roman painter Maximilianus Longa.
Title: Gnaeus seeing future wife...
or
"What?!?! I got your daughter so I could go to war? No thank you."
And anothe one...
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When the centurion wasn't looking Publius couldn't help but stand triumphantly on the pile of barbarian bodies in front of his friends.
Xiahou Liao
10-08-2005, 05:54
For Gnaeus:
" I'm only 16? "
Steppe Merc
10-08-2005, 17:27
Despite some resitance, the Roman gay pride march was progressing as planned.
rebelscum
10-09-2005, 03:36
'What do you mean CA haven't fixed gameplay issues in BI'
~;)
Divinus Arma
10-09-2005, 06:28
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And Gnaius realized he was NOT asleep after all, and that his trousers HAD been left in the house that morning, and that the odd stares WERE genuine...
rebelscum
10-09-2005, 21:29
Pass me another energy drink I think my eyelids are starting to droop.
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