View Full Version : The Secret Truth about EB
alman7272
11-27-2005, 01:35
I'd just like to share some information I came across from an unnamed source about the true intents of EB as a forewarning to potential modders
first, they lure you in with their previews in which case you are compelled to join the team just to see what they have in store. This is call OBM I or Open Beta Modder I. yeah you get to see some cool models but by OBM III they reveal the secret truth behind EB. Think Europa Barbarorum is just a name? Hell no - EB *is* a subversive political movement intent on restoring power to Celts in the entire WORLD. Why do you think it's taking them so long to release the "OB"? Because they're trying to work out a building complex problem? hell no, they've been preparing for the day in which they can restore Celtic glory to the world. And why use Europa instead of Terra or whatever the word for world is in Latin? To downplay the significance of their evil intents. The story goes like such that 75 million years ago the Celts ruled the world until one day they decided that they were too overpopulated and nuked themselves. From their remnants grew the Romans but the spirits of the Celts lived on and attached themselves to the Romans and from them we gain all our knowledge. However, this simply is not enough. The EB team is determined to raise these Celtic spirits from spirithoodness to personness and make them supreme overlords of the world again. Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.
By OBM VII or VIII they make you join their secret Gestatae Org which is basically a private army of naked warriors and Theban sacred warbands. I must be going now, before I get sued.:hide:
.....
Kuestionmark
11-27-2005, 01:47
i knew it.
antiochus epiphanes
11-27-2005, 01:53
omgwtfbbq
well can we still get the beta, cause if they give me that i really dont care what they do
Mouzafphaerre
11-27-2005, 01:57
.
All your base are belong to us.
https://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8372/image001ma1164465600019im.gif
.
alman7272
11-27-2005, 02:06
omgwtfbbq
well can we still get the beta, cause if they give me that i really dont care what they do
It's a huge scam, don't you see? There isno beta!! It's just a way to lure in new recruits. Why do you think they get great modders like Duke John to join them? Publicity! Surely if Duke John, Epistolary Richard, khelvan, etc are in on it, so should the average modder/skinner!!
RandyKapp
11-27-2005, 02:09
O god were all dead =O
*activates the self-destruction mechanism of the EB HQ*
*adjusts his black tie and black and white suit*
*steps on board an helicopter landed on the roof and disapears into the night*
vizigothe
11-27-2005, 03:53
man i am now glad my relatives breed pure for the most part
i will happily take part in the plot as part of the US contingent
Reverend Joe
11-27-2005, 04:44
*activates the self-destruction mechanism of the EB HQ*
*adjusts his black tie and black and white suit*
*steps on board an helicopter landed on the roof and disapears into the night*
*runs onto the roof and hops up and down in desperation*
NOOOOOO!!! TAKE ME! TAKE MEEEEEE!!!
Simetrical
11-27-2005, 04:56
Procedure, Zorba, procedure! We have it pasted all over the damn walls! Final chopper lifts off thirty minutes after the red alert, you're just in time. Get on!
*adjusts sunglasses*
antiochus epiphanes
11-27-2005, 05:49
haha good thing i got these SAMS from ebay(click click, shoom!)
take that eb!
O_Stratigos
11-27-2005, 05:49
Procedure, Zorba, procedure! We have it pasted all over the damn walls! Final chopper lifts off thirty minutes after the red alert, you're just in time. Get on!
*adjusts sunglasses*
:no: :no: :no: *Arms and aims shoulder-launched SAM*...:furious3: :evil2:
"Come back or else.. ":boxing: :helloo: :eyebrows:
O Stratigos :bow:
Edit: ooops AE... hehehe ~D
antiochus epiphanes
11-27-2005, 06:39
did we getem?
were gona have roasted eb members tonight!!
Devil Hanzo
11-27-2005, 07:21
ROFL
This topic wins at life!
Geoffrey S
11-27-2005, 11:34
Mouzafphaerre, dude, you worry me sometimes...
Mouzafphaerre
11-27-2005, 12:40
.
:skull:
.
Rodion Romanovich
11-27-2005, 13:27
don't you all see the hidden TRUE secret truth about EB?!! The topic starter is just one of them, making this topic to make all conspiracy theories about EB seem ridiculous and mad! It's just another part of the EB master plan!
:charge:
Light bulbs of Bartix, arise! We still have a chanceix toix defeatix the evix!
:bulb2: :bulb2: :bulb2: :bulb2: :bulb2: :bulb2: :bulb2: :bulb2: :bulb2: :bulb2: :bulb2: :bulb2:
maybe we are all going mad cause OB isn't out yet ~;p
It's a huge scam, don't you see? There isno beta!! It's just a way to lure in new recruits. Why do you think they get great modders like Duke John to join them? Publicity! Surely if Duke John, Epistolary Richard, khelvan, etc are in on it, so should the average modder/skinner!!
just a question but this was a joke right?~:confused:
Birka Viking
11-27-2005, 15:37
maybe we are all going mad cause OB isn't out yet ~;p
Lololololol~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers:
the_handsome_viking
11-27-2005, 17:46
Just as I suspected, however the Celtic supremacist ideology is but a mere mask that is used to hide the true face of an ancient reptilian race called the draconians who have been secretly ruling the world since neolithic times.
http://www.relst.uiuc.edu/Courses/106/Neolithic/ghazal5a.jpg
We know what youre up to Europa Babarorum, or should I say Galacticus Xephonicus!!!
Don't worry i've come prepared for this *pulls parachute cord. parachute deploys and falls to the ground* ...
Don't worry I brought a back up! *pulls back up cord. same thing happens*
...oh crap!
Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.
As an AM it's my duty to inform you i'm not brainwashed. Just extremely well... umm... fed? yeah! that's it! ~D
Steppe Merc
11-27-2005, 18:57
Aliens have always ruled the ancient societies. Don't believe me? Look at this: http://touregypt.net/featurestories/nefertiti28.jpg
Alien babies.
The_Mark
11-27-2005, 19:04
Hey, that's uncle Pertti! He always told me that he was from Ur, not from Egypt.. God I hate these skeletons in closets.. How I'm going to tell this to Ra? Oh well, I guess I'll have to improvise.. *step onto a ring transport thingy and beams up to a Goa-uld mothership*
Copperhaired Berserker!
11-27-2005, 19:46
*Drunk* I knew that yooooooooooooooooouuu were a tofraude! I will blow you up with my.......
*Faints*
Ps, 1+ post count!
Reverend Joe
11-27-2005, 19:50
Don't worry i've come prepared for this *pulls parachute cord. parachute deploys and falls to the ground* ...
Don't worry I brought a back up! *pulls back up cord. same thing happens*
...oh crap!
:laugh4: Family guy...
Divinus Arma
11-27-2005, 19:56
:computer: :computer: :computer: :computer: :whip:
BACK TO WORK! ALL OF YOU!
Reverend Joe
11-27-2005, 20:20
*scurries back down into his hole*
:brood: Slave-driver...
I'd just like to share some information I came across from an unnamed source about the true intents of EB as a forewarning to potential modders
first, they lure you in with their previews in which case you are compelled to join the team just to see what they have in store. This is call OBM I or Open Beta Modder I. yeah you get to see some cool models but by OBM III they reveal the secret truth behind EB. Think Europa Barbarorum is just a name? Hell no - EB *is* a subversive political movement intent on restoring power to Celts in the entire WORLD. Why do you think it's taking them so long to release the "OB"? Because they're trying to work out a building complex problem? hell no, they've been preparing for the day in which they can restore Celtic glory to the world. And why use Europa instead of Terra or whatever the word for world is in Latin? To downplay the significance of their evil intents. The story goes like such that 75 million years ago the Celts ruled the world until one day they decided that they were too overpopulated and nuked themselves. From their remnants grew the Romans but the spirits of the Celts lived on and attached themselves to the Romans and from them we gain all our knowledge. However, this simply is not enough. The EB team is determined to raise these Celtic spirits from spirithoodness to personness and make them supreme overlords of the world again. Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.
By OBM VII or VIII they make you join their secret Gestatae Org which is basically a private army of naked warriors and Theban sacred warbands. I must be going now, before I get sued.:hide:
.....
Sounds like Scientology has some competition.
Byzantine Prince
11-27-2005, 21:50
Aliens have always ruled the ancient societies. Don't believe me? Look at this: http://touregypt.net/featurestories/nefertiti28.jpg
Alien babies.
That's true. We are all part ape, part Annunaki. Perhaps some of are more homo then others. :stare:
Divinus Arma
11-28-2005, 02:41
Perhaps some of are more homo then others. :stare:
Haven't seen you in the EB lair for quite some time.
Why don't you just spit it out BP? Everybody already speculates. And it's an online community! Nobody knows you!
Look, my cousin is "homo" (as you put it) and even got married in Sweden to a same sex partner. My wife is as Bi-sexual as can be.
Have the courage to identify with your personal preferences now, rather than torturing yourself as an adult later.
You'll thank yourself when you're rollerskating in rainbow short-shorts at 30 rather than staring down the barrel of a gun in self-loathing.
~:grouphug:
Byzantine Prince
11-28-2005, 03:00
Homo means human.
Apparently I am more homo then you. ~D
Divinus Arma
11-28-2005, 03:03
I am more homo then you.
This may just go into my sig. I agree. You are far more homo than I.
the_handsome_viking
11-28-2005, 03:34
How did we go from aliens to gays so quickly?
Conqueror
11-28-2005, 10:19
How did we go from aliens to gays so quickly?
You've heard the stories about supposed alien-abducted people being subjects to all manner of "backdoor" experiments in those flying saucer things, right?
Kuestionmark
11-29-2005, 03:38
the probing of a certain area? :hide:
Reverend Joe
11-29-2005, 03:57
https://img480.imageshack.us/img480/6697/srevenge5ud.png
alman7272
11-29-2005, 04:11
https://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4922/omgwtf2qu.png (https://imageshack.us)
Well, I'll be damned.
Reverend Joe
11-29-2005, 04:14
https://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4922/omgwtf2qu.png (https://imageshack.us)
Well, I'll be damned.
:stunned:
He knows...
The_Mark
11-29-2005, 14:02
Look, my cousin is "homo" (as you put it) and even got married in Sweden to a same sex partner.
Figures. ~;p
Proper Gander
11-29-2005, 15:58
My wife is as Bi-sexual as can be.
you must be having a lot of fun.:bow:
oh, and, what's this EB you're all talking about?
Divinus Arma
11-29-2005, 19:53
you must be having a lot of fun.:bow:
Actually it is more trouble than it's worth.
Abokasee
11-29-2005, 21:40
Chu-kuok (loads Shotgun) Brrrr....kak (loads Gattling) Rumble Rumble Rumeble (rolls Out Tank) Ready To Kill Ye Celts. Im The Celts, However Thank God Bartixians Are Gonna Help
The_Mark
11-29-2005, 21:44
So sayeth the god of confusion! Repent, and thou shalt not be perplexed ever again! Or alternatively, thou shalt be embraced by the sweet bewilderment!
Amidst the confusion EB Celtic conspiracy captures southern Finland.
Abokasee
11-29-2005, 21:48
THIX MUIX DIX, YIX I KNIX THEIX EB MEMBIX BIX THIX SCIX IX THIX MUIX DIX
transaltion
they must die, yes i know there eb members but their scum so they must die
Reverend Joe
11-29-2005, 22:43
~:confused:
Why the aggression?
the_handsome_viking
11-29-2005, 23:09
https://img480.imageshack.us/img480/6697/srevenge5ud.png
Ah, the U.F.O's have disguised themselves as bulls, very cunning.
the_handsome_viking
11-29-2005, 23:10
https://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4922/omgwtf2qu.png (https://imageshack.us)
Well, I'll be damned.
Oh dear.
antiochus epiphanes
11-30-2005, 01:17
THIX MUIX DIX, YIX I KNIX THEIX EB MEMBIX BIX THIX SCIX IX THIX MUIX DIX
transaltion
they must die, yes i know there eb members but their scum so they must die
omg, its the bartix guy!!!!:bow:
Byzantine Mercenary
11-30-2005, 16:28
what's this EB you're all talking about?
EB is short for Europa Barbarorum the name for the mod that this forum is about.
or perhaps it is secreately short for Evil Bretherin (of destruction) the elite Bartix unit
alman7272
12-01-2005, 01:32
EB = Extra Beefy
vizigothe
12-01-2005, 07:42
in light of this news im gonna drink myself stupid
Abokasee
12-01-2005, 08:55
Think Europa Barbarorum is just a name? Hell no - EB *is* a subversive political movement intent on restoring power to Celts in the entire WORLD. Why do you think it's taking them so long to release the "OB"? Because they're trying to work out a building complex problem? hell no, they've been preparing for the day in which they can restore Celtic glory to the world. And why use Europa instead of Terra or whatever the word for world is in Latin? To downplay the significance of their evil intents. The story goes like such that 75 million years ago the Celts ruled the world until one day they decided that they were too overpopulated and nuked themselves. From their remnants grew the Romans but the spirits of the Celts lived on and attached themselves to the Romans and from them we gain all our knowledge. However, this simply is not enough. The EB team is determined to raise these Celtic spirits from spirithoodness to personness and make them supreme overlords of the world again. Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.
sinix wheix tix finaix frix?
since the finace from? ~:eek:
becauix thix neix ti provixa weixabs ti warbixs don'ix thix?
because they need to povide weopons to warbandss don't they? ~:eek:
Dux Corvanus
12-03-2005, 15:55
Mmmmm, I think I'm more hetero than homo. ~;p
About the initial post, well, I congratulate you, you've discovered it all, now go and spread it... :bow: ~:pat:
(He he he, things are happening just as planned...) :sneaky:
http://lonestartimes.com/images/Bramanti/palpatine.jpg
Simetrical
12-04-2005, 23:39
You know, both people who started spam sad-eyed puppy threads here later got taken in as team members. Coincidence?
Reverend Joe
12-05-2005, 00:44
You know, both people who started spam sad-eyed puppy threads here later got taken in as team members. Coincidence?
Shhh...
Divinus Arma
12-05-2005, 19:36
wink wink nod
O'ETAIPOS
12-05-2005, 20:10
If you are aliens (and not part of secret druid plot to rule the world) you could send some photos of macedonian army marching and macedonian equipment! ~D
Earth science really needs that info! ~;)
Reverend Joe
12-05-2005, 20:51
If you are aliens (and not part of secret druid plot to rule the world) you could send some photos of macedonian army marching and macedonian equipment! ~D
Earth science really needs that info! ~;)
https://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4855/jokehistory4zt.png
~:joker:
O'ETAIPOS
12-06-2005, 16:11
How could anyone be so sarcastic? Now I'm sure - you have to be conspiracing druids !!
~D ~D
the_handsome_viking
12-07-2005, 13:35
Stone henge is a magical place, where the moon doth rise with a dragons face.
alman7272
12-08-2005, 03:06
Stone henge is a magical place, where the moon doth rise with a dragons face.
O RLY?
Reverend Joe
12-08-2005, 03:15
O RLY?
No. Not RLY.
vBulletin® v3.7.1, Copyright ©2000-2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.