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Forward Observer

02-03-2006, 03:14

I don't post much here, but I thought you good forum members should be warned about the following scam

I don't how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Walmart in Little Rock and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Walmart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

It has be really been an ordeal-- since I first had my wallet stolen last Tuesday--it has happened again on Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and three times just yesterday.

Be Warned

Sjakihata

02-03-2006, 03:18

Thanks, I'll make sure that never happens to me.

Forward Observer

02-03-2006, 03:23

Thanks, I'll make sure that never happens to me.

Jusr remember that Wal-mart sells very cheap wallets!

Reenk Roink

02-03-2006, 03:37

First of all, this isn't THAT kind of love zone. Second, are you sure this happened, or is it just a funny story?

(Let us please avoid using WTF. Thanks. - Beirut)

Reverend Joe

02-03-2006, 03:42

It has be really been an ordeal-- since I first had my wallet stolen last Tuesday--it has happened again on Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and three times just yesterday.
:inquisitive:

Proletariat

02-03-2006, 03:45

Second, are you sure this happened, or is it just a funny story?

You'd make a brilliant detective.

Reenk Roink

02-03-2006, 03:47

You'd make a brilliant detective.

So? you'd make a brilliant critic, now please leave me be...

Sjakihata

02-03-2006, 03:48

:juggle2:

Papewaio

02-03-2006, 03:50

Thanks for that FO-san

Where have you been lately?, missed your posts. Major Robert Dump has recently returned to the forums and your post reminds me of his one in the backroom:

Police officers working as prostitutes in OKC (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=60551)

Byzantine Prince

02-03-2006, 03:54

God! What an awful thing to have hapen on you my friend. I hope you have not had any psychological damage from those god awful women pleasuring you over and over again.

GoreBag

02-03-2006, 06:03

I don't carry a wallet..and I hate Wal-Mart. Maybe I should get over it and shop there anyway.

Forward Observer

02-03-2006, 07:05

Thanks for that FO-san

Where have you been lately?, missed your posts. Major Robert Dump has recently returned to the forums and your post reminds me of his one in the backroom:

Pape:

I still visit the Guild off and on, but mostly as a lurker.

I never got into RTW like I did the previous TW games, so I mainly only visit the Arena forum when I drop by. Anyway, with the MTW remake in the works, I'll probably drop by a bit more often.

I too always enjoyed Major Dump's wacky posts, and wonder if he has ever considered professional help.

One last thought:

If I talk dirty to a woman, it's called sexual harassment, but if a woman talks dirty to me, it's usually $4.95 per minute.

Cheers

Quid

02-03-2006, 07:11

I got up this morning at 6.30 am, read this, had a good laugh, read it again, laughed again. Thank you for that. Made my day before it has even started!

Quid

Vladimir

02-03-2006, 15:21

I used to love Wal-Mart but not I think I'm IN love with it. If old Sam could only see it now *snif*.

Major Robert Dump

02-03-2006, 21:22

This was Wal-Mart in Little Rock you say? Could you give me the address because I like to do vigilante crime fighting and someone needs to stop these girls before someone gets hurt

Oaty

02-03-2006, 21:47

So on Tuesday you lost your money yr I.D.'s and all your cards. Then on wednseday you lost 2 empty wallets, 2 empty wallets on thursday, another empty wallet on Saturday. And to top it off they again fell for your scam 3 times yesterday.

You should really feel bad about yourself for taking advantage of those girls like that.

Azi Tohak

02-06-2006, 08:39

Mouzafphaerre

02-06-2006, 10:28

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I wouldn't call that robbery! :laugh4: Seems you have been paid enough for the wallet(s). If you excuse me, what were the girls doing in your car the second and third and n'th time? :inquisitive:
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Fragony

02-06-2006, 11:01

Who wouldn't fall for that :laugh4:

Evil_Maniac From Mars

02-06-2006, 23:43

TB666

02-06-2006, 23:51

wow if you ever wanna get robbed that's the way to do it in:laugh4:
Did they finish up or did they just leave you after they got the wallet ??

ajaxfetish

02-07-2006, 02:40

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

Dang, oldest trick in the book, but they'll still get you every time! Why is it we never learn from our mistakes?

Ajax

Reenk Roink

02-07-2006, 03:26

Sometimes we just don't want too...:tongue2:

Zalmoxis

02-07-2006, 07:35

Kind of funny. Apparently, you're one of the oldest members here.

Reenk Roink

02-08-2006, 03:56

Hehe :laugh2:

I checked his user-profile to see how old he was and looky-looky:

EDIT: A worthy post #500

(Best not to post other people's forum habits. Could get out of hand. - Beirut)

AntiochusIII

02-08-2006, 08:00

So that's what he means when he says lurking. :laugh4:

This is plain awesome.

Fragony

02-08-2006, 12:30

He should change his name to backseat-observer :2thumbsup:

Oaty

02-09-2006, 02:30

I just heard on the news that this scam has taken a turn for the worse. They're really not woman :embarassed: :wall: :wall: :wall:

Mouzafphaerre

02-09-2006, 15:59

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~:eek: *vomits* :hide:
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Beirut

02-09-2006, 17:21

Hehe :laugh2:

I checked his user-profile to see how old he was and looky-looky:

Let's be careful of how we publicize other people's forum activities, even in jest. It could quickly degenerate and cause problems.

We are all allowed our illusion of privacy here. :bow:

TB666

02-09-2006, 19:11

I just heard on the news that this scam has taken a turn for the worse. They're really not woman :embarassed: :wall: :wall: :wall:
Ah the new shemale threat in our society:medievalcheers: :shame:
But they must have been believable since the creator fell for it, several times even:laugh4: .
But hey, a mouth is a mouth :medievalcheers: :sweatdrop:

Vladimir

02-09-2006, 20:17

But hey, a mouth is a mouth :medievalcheers: :sweatdrop:

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~:eek: *vomits* :hide:
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ditto

TB666

02-09-2006, 20:31

It's not like you are gonna notice it anyway.
You will be too busy driving the car.
Which leads to a strange question, if Observer saw them have sex , didn't he notice something ehhmm strange ??

Reenk Roink

02-09-2006, 22:19

Let's be careful of how we publicize other people's forum activities, even in jest. It could quickly degenerate and cause problems.

We are all allowed our illusion of privacy here. :bow:

Very sorry Forward Observer and Beriut. I just wanted to let you both know that I in no way meant it in malice, and sorta just got caught up in the joke. :shame: :sad:

Evil_Maniac From Mars

02-09-2006, 22:25

I just heard on the news that this scam has taken a turn for the worse. They're really not woman :embarassed: :wall: :wall: :wall:
I never got tricked. They must be too smart for me.

Byzantine Prince

02-10-2006, 00:39

It's not like you are gonna notice it anyway.
You will be too busy driving the car.
Which leads to a strange question, if Observer saw them have sex , didn't he notice something ehhmm strange ??
Which leads to an even more interesting question, did Observer observe the ehem and actually liked what he was seeing. :inquisitive:

Just sayin'. Ain't like there is anything wrong with that.