Scam Alert-be warned

[Forward Observer]

I don't post much here, but I thought you good forum members should be warned about the following scam

I don't how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Walmart in Little Rock and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Walmart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

It has be really been an ordeal-- since I first had my wallet stolen last Tuesday--it has happened again on Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and three times just yesterday.

Be Warned

[Sjakihata]

Thanks, I'll make sure that never happens to me.

[Forward Observer]

Thanks, I'll make sure that never happens to me.

Jusr remember that Wal-mart sells very cheap wallets!

[Reenk Roink]

First of all, this isn't THAT kind of love zone. Second, are you sure this happened, or is it just a funny story?

(Let us please avoid using WTF. Thanks. - Beirut)

[Reverend Joe]

It has be really been an ordeal-- since I first had my wallet stolen last Tuesday--it has happened again on Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and three times just yesterday.

[Proletariat]

Second, are you sure this happened, or is it just a funny story?

You'd make a brilliant detective.

[Reenk Roink]

You'd make a brilliant detective.

So? you'd make a brilliant critic, now please leave me be...

[Sjakihata]

[Papewaio]

Thanks for that FO-san

Where have you been lately?, missed your posts. Major Robert Dump has recently returned to the forums and your post reminds me of his one in the backroom:

Police officers working as prostitutes in OKC

[Byzantine Prince]

God! What an awful thing to have hapen on you my friend. I hope you have not had any psychological damage from those god awful women pleasuring you over and over again.

[GoreBag]

I don't carry a wallet..and I hate Wal-Mart. Maybe I should get over it and shop there anyway.

[Forward Observer]

Thanks for that FO-san

Where have you been lately?, missed your posts. Major Robert Dump has recently returned to the forums and your post reminds me of his one in the backroom:

Pape:

I still visit the Guild off and on, but mostly as a lurker.

I never got into RTW like I did the previous TW games, so I mainly only visit the Arena forum when I drop by. Anyway, with the MTW remake in the works, I'll probably drop by a bit more often.

I too always enjoyed Major Dump's wacky posts, and wonder if he has ever considered professional help.

One last thought:

If I talk dirty to a woman, it's called sexual harassment, but if a woman talks dirty to me, it's usually $4.95 per minute.

Cheers

[Quid]

I got up this morning at 6.30 am, read this, had a good laugh, read it again, laughed again. Thank you for that. Made my day before it has even started!

Quid

[Vladimir]

I used to love Wal-Mart but not I think I'm IN love with it. If old Sam could only see it now *snif*.

[Major Robert Dump]

This was Wal-Mart in Little Rock you say? Could you give me the address because I like to do vigilante crime fighting and someone needs to stop these girls before someone gets hurt

[Oaty]

So on Tuesday you lost your money yr I.D.'s and all your cards. Then on wednseday you lost 2 empty wallets, 2 empty wallets on thursday, another empty wallet on Saturday. And to top it off they again fell for your scam 3 times yesterday.

You should really feel bad about yourself for taking advantage of those girls like that.

[Azi Tohak]

So on Tuesday you lost your money yr I.D.'s and all your cards. Then on wednseday you lost 2 empty wallets, 2 empty wallets on thursday, another empty wallet on Saturday. And to top it off they again fell for your scam 3 times yesterday.

You should really feel bad about yourself for taking advantage of those girls like that.

AH HA! We have a clue...

Azi

[Mouzafphaerre]

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I wouldn't call that robbery! Seems you have been paid enough for the wallet(s). If you excuse me, what were the girls doing in your car the second and third and n'th time?
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[Fragony]

Who wouldn't fall for that

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

It has be really been an ordeal-- since I first had my wallet stolen last Tuesday--it has happened again on Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and three times just yesterday.

[TB666]

wow if you ever wanna get robbed that's the way to do it in
Did they finish up or did they just leave you after they got the wallet ??

[ajaxfetish]

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

Dang, oldest trick in the book, but they'll still get you every time! Why is it we never learn from our mistakes?

Ajax

[Reenk Roink]

Sometimes we just don't want too...

[Zalmoxis]

Kind of funny. Apparently, you're one of the oldest members here.

[Reenk Roink]

Hehe

I checked his user-profile to see how old he was and looky-looky:

EDIT: A worthy post #500

(Best not to post other people's forum habits. Could get out of hand. - Beirut)

[AntiochusIII]

So that's what he means when he says lurking.

This is plain awesome.

[Fragony]

He should change his name to backseat-observer

[Oaty]

I just heard on the news that this scam has taken a turn for the worse. They're really not woman

[Mouzafphaerre]

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*vomits*
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[Beirut]

Hehe

I checked his user-profile to see how old he was and looky-looky:

Let's be careful of how we publicize other people's forum activities, even in jest. It could quickly degenerate and cause problems.

We are all allowed our illusion of privacy here.