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Duke Malcolm
02-24-2006, 19:29
A man in the Sudan was forced to marry a goat after he was caught in a rather compromising situation...

Auntie Provides (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm)

So, should other countries in the worlds follow the Sudan's example and adopt this liberal approach?
Devastatin Dave
02-24-2006, 19:35
Would an appropriate gift to a guy marrying a sheep be velcro gloves?:laugh4:
Bahahahahahahad joke!!!:wall:
InsaneApache
02-24-2006, 19:43
Would an appropriate gift to a guy marrying a sheep be velcro gloves?:laugh4:
Bahahahahahahad joke!!!:wall:

You mutton do it again DD!!!:laugh4:
GoreBag
02-24-2006, 21:46
"He fell off the back of the goat, so I captured him and tied him up."

I love how casual it is. This article rules.
BDC
02-24-2006, 21:48
Finally some elders with a sense of humour!
Reverend Joe
02-25-2006, 04:18
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
:shame: I feel embarassed to be human right now.
Soulforged
02-25-2006, 04:49
A man in the Sudan was forced to marry a goat after he was caught in a rather compromising situation...

Auntie Provides (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm)

So, should other countries in the worlds follow the Sudan's example and adopt this liberal approach?I would hardly consider a forced marriage as a liberal approach to a situation from any liberal ideological point of view. As for the question itself, the answer is no, unless you consider that the animal was raped and by marrying him the crime is compensated in some way.:laugh4:
Ice
02-25-2006, 05:29
:shame: I feel embarassed to be human right now.

That is rather disturbing.. I mean... even for Sudan.
Divinus Arma
02-25-2006, 09:51
"He fell off the back of the goat, so I captured him and tied him up."

I love how casual it is. This article rules.

I liked that same line. "He fell off the back of the goat".... Oh man, that is a real side-splitter.:laugh4:
Dâriûsh
02-25-2006, 10:37
Whatever floats your goat... :dizzy2:
InsaneApache
02-25-2006, 19:37
I wonder if the fellow involved sported a goatee beard? :laugh4:

Nevertheless he was a baa baa boy. :sweatdrop:
Big King Sanctaphrax
02-26-2006, 02:04
I bet he's feeling a bit sheepish.

That's right-I went there!
Strike For The South
02-26-2006, 03:29
Wait when did having relations with livestock become a got dang social foo-pah:inquisitive:
JAG
02-26-2006, 05:51
Deary me, one of the funniest things I have seen all night, well played.
Strike For The South
02-26-2006, 17:38
youd figure Sudan would have more important things to worry about. Like oh I dont know,um, oh yea GENOCIDE.:no:
Fragony
02-26-2006, 17:53
youd figure Sudan would have more important things to worry about. Like oh I dont know,um, oh yea GENOCIDE.:no:

Genocide being the main reason he had to go bestial in the first place. You try finding a woman there who's limbs aren't all over the place.

//must....resist....making....sick....joke.... :sweatdrop:
Zalmoxis
02-27-2006, 07:34
Sudan sucks any way you put it.
doc_bean
02-27-2006, 13:19
That's right-I went there!

Well, you're Welsh, no big surpirse :laugh4:
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
02-27-2006, 15:33
Don't...upset...the...Celts.

Its like asking a Viking to bury his axe in your skull.

Very sick but also funny.
Lazul
02-27-2006, 21:12
:dizzy2: .....:book: .......:laugh4:
Viking
02-27-2006, 21:36
Awesome...:2thumbsup: