Hygeine question

[Major Robert Dump]

Can someone tell me how to get bubble gum out of pubic hair? It's not for me, it's for a friend.

[Byzantine Prince]

Put cum on it.

[Samurai Waki]

*projectile vomits all over computer* "He" could always implement a scorched earth policy

[Big_John]

cut the hair my man!

don't shave it clean or anything, but trimming it down is good. makes the little guy look bigger.. it's good for when you exercise.. the ladies dig it (in my experience)..


fun for the whole family.

[Zalmoxis]

So, it's for a "firend" huh?

[InsaneApache]

Freeze the gum and then hit it with a hammer, it should smash like glass. But be sure to have a good aim. :embarassed: :laugh4: :sweatdrop:

[Dutch_guy]

The freezing part InsaneApache suggested is a solution, I wouldn't recommend his last piece of advice though.:yes:

:balloon2:

[doc_bean]

I think cold water lessesn the sticky qualities of gum, so try to wash it out with cold water. It will probably take a long time though. Just cutting it all off would be easier :oops:

[Ianofsmeg16]

Can someone tell me how to get bubble gum out of pubic hair? It's not for me, it's for a friend.
How did the bubble gum get there? :dizzy2:

[InsaneApache]

I knew someone would dare to ask that. Be careful what you wish for, it may come true. :inquisitive:

[Viking]

It's not for me, it's for a friend.

LOL!

[Ironside]

How did the bubble gum get there? :dizzy2:

Another good question is, why post it on a forum?
As is works more like ask the question, get the answers tomorrow.

But it's probably better to not get the answer on that question either... :sweatdrop:

[Devastatin Dave]

Can someone tell me how to get bubble gum out of pubic hair? It's not for me, it's for a friend.
LOL!!! Sometimes good times have consequences!!!:laugh4:
BURN IT OUT!!!:surrender:

[Ice]

I saw this thread and was expecting a question like "How many times do you brush your teeth a day?" or "What kind of toothpaste do you use?" :laugh4:

[InsaneApache]

I saw this thread and was expecting a question like "How many times do you brush your teeth a day?" or "What kind of toothpaste do you use?" :laugh4:

Wrigleys?:inquisitive:

[Just A Girl]

When i was younger..
I used to stick buble gum in my sisters hair...

And the only way to get it off properly Was to cut the hair.

[BDC]

Lots of wax.

[Dutch_guy]

Some people even suggest putting peanut butter on the gum, which is supposed to get it off....

:balloon2:

[Ice]

Wrigleys?:inquisitive:

Thats pretty sick.:sweatdrop:

[Divinus Arma]

nice mrd. nice.

I see less public benefit here than many other threads that get locked.

:dancinglock:

[Reverend Joe]

Aw, come on, Divinus- you gotta admit, it's a useful reference... I mean, one never knows...

[Papewaio]

Just be grateful 'she' didn't continue chewing the gum... :sweatdrop:

[Divinus Arma]

Aw, come on, Divinus- you gotta admit, it's a useful reference... I mean, one never knows...

Ya. Cause Lord knows how many times my woman's bubble gum got stuck in the har 'o' me nuts.

[Major Robert Dump]

I don't appreciate you guys making assumptions as to me engaging in lustful relations with women who are chewing gum. Really, its insulting.

What really happened is my friend was running naked on a sidewalk and he tripped and fell on some gum, and didn't have time mess with it before it dried because of the police dogs.

[discovery1]

What really happened is my friend was running naked on a sidewalk and he tripped and fell on some gum, and didn't have time mess with it before it dried because of the police dogs.
WHAT?! :dizzy2:

To actualy help, all I can think of is to cut it out. Hmmm. he could pick it out bit by bit, maybe...

[Divinus Arma]

This is absurd! funny, but obviously BS. Come on dude! who ya foolin. Show us a picture if this is real. (And NO, I do not want to see the nobby bits) :laugh4:

[Papewaio]

Welcome to the wacky world of Major Dump, one of his alter egos being Colon Burns... :laugh4:

[doc_bean]

I don't appreciate you guys making assumptions as to me engaging in lustful relations with women who are chewing gum. Really, its insulting.

What really happened is my friend was running naked on a sidewalk and he tripped and fell on some gum, and didn't have time mess with it before it dried because of the police dogs.

That's actually MORE disgusting !

:help:

[Dutch_guy]

What really happened is my friend was running naked on a sidewalk and he tripped and fell on some gum, and didn't have time mess with it before it dried because of the police dogs.

The exact same thing happened to me - I mean my friend of course - the day before yesterday...

If you skillfully use peanut butter, ice, rope, gravity and a car it'll all work out !

:balloon2:

[Devastatin Dave]

I don't appreciate you guys making assumptions as to me engaging in lustful relations with women who are chewing gum. Really, its insulting.

What really happened is my friend was running naked on a sidewalk and he tripped and fell on some gum, and didn't have time mess with it before it dried because of the police dogs.
Riiiiiight, anyway, do you have that minty fresh taste now?:laugh4:

[Reenk Roink]

Sulfuric acid...

[Devastatin Dave]

Chainsaw...:idea2:

[Kaiser of Arabia]

A 12 guage shotgun blast should do the trick.

[Reenk Roink]

:rolleyes:...:no:

Posers...

Anyway, my intention was not humor. Sulfuric acid actually does erode chewing gum. Use it in a controlled fashion and you should be fine, though the area may be irritated for a short time...

[Blodrast]

ROFL !!
MRD - erm, I mean, his friend, saves the day ! :laugh4:

One of the funniest threads I read in the backroom in a long time (and I _do_ read them, even if I don't post in 'em).

[Goofball]

Don't listen to any of these snake oil salesmen and their list of phony cures for your friend's problem, MRD.

There is only one fail-safe method for removing chewing gum from pubic hair. It is a rather complicated process, so I will send it to you via PM later. But first, please have the following materials on hand, as they are integral parts of the de-gumming process:

Midget (x 3)
Family Size can of Crisco (x 1)
Trampoline (x 1)
St. Bernard (x 2)
Poster of Eric Estrada (x 1)

Gather the aforementioned items and await further instructions.

[Kagemusha]

I think you oughta hmmmm...Sorry.~D Your friend ought to leave it as it is and embrace the Cheving gum as a part of his existence.It could remind him as it will eventually wear off from the fact that nothing last forever.Not even chewing gum in pubic hair.~:wacko:

[Byzantine Prince]

Shave your bum,
eat your cum,
cut that gum.


Now that's poetry. :balloon2:

[Devastatin Dave]

Don't listen to any of these snake oil salesmen and their list of phony cures for your friend's problem, MRD.

There is only one fail-safe method for removing chewing gum from pubic hair. It is a rather complicated process, so I will send it to you via PM later. But first, please have the following materials on hand, as they are integral parts of the de-gumming process:

Midget (x 3)
Family Size can of Crisco (x 1)
Trampoline (x 1)
St. Bernard (x 2)
Poster of Eric Estrada (x 1)

Gather the aforementioned items and await further instructions.
Shouldn't a donkey be in the parts list if this is the technique I'm thinking of judging from your integral parts menu?:laugh4:

[yesdachi]

Pro-Solve Gel (https://proseries.guardsman.com/store/detail/?product_id=5795)
Also good for candle wax and a dozen other things.

Side note: I once had someone stick gum in my bellybutton; I just tore it out like a Band-Aid. Yesdachi fears no pain! But I did lay on the floor holding my tummy whimpering for a few minutes.

[Goofball]

Shouldn't a donkey be in the parts list if this is the technique I'm thinking of judging from your integral parts menu?:laugh4:

It's a matter of preference. I prefer the St. Bernards...

[KukriKhan]

It's a matter of preference. I prefer the St. Bernards...

Yeah. Those little kegs under their necks can hold ever so many things.

Q: Do we have to decide on whether to pronounce it BER-ne'd, or ber-NARD?

And finally, I think vertically-challanged folks are leaning more toward "dwarf" again, over "midget".

[rory_20_uk]

Any oil will help. Kitchen oil for example. But weilding some scissors is the best plan to get all of it out of your (friend's) hair.

~:smoking:

[Blodrast]

come on, MRD, don't keep us in the dark !
How's your friend doing ? Did he solve the problem ? How did it all work out ?!