The Texas Club

[Strike For The South]

Ah yes here it finally is the thread were gods land is disscused. If you are a Texan post and to discuss Texan Topics. If you are not a Texan you may sit and watch but dont speak ~;) no seriouisly Beruit said I must play nice and I shall. First question. Who was the best Texan? I say Sam Houston

[Ice]

Hey strike, are people from Ohio welcome? I think people from Ohio are the greatest...

[Samurai Waki]

hmmm...Discuss and Texas and Topics. Three words that always equal= Nap :laugh4: jk

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Well I'm from Kansas, but I've lived most my life in Texas, so I think I count as a 'Texan'.

Texas issues...hmm...

San Antonio Spurs or Dallas Mavaricks? Both Texas teams. Who you want to win?

[Strike For The South]

I think the spurs

[drone]

First question. Who was the best Texan? I say Sam Houston
Red Adair.

[Dutch_guy]

I find you the best Texan Strike.

Can I join the club now ?

:balloon2:

[UglyandHasty]

I'm a fan of the Cowboys since 88, can i join the club ?

Greatest Texans ever ?? Emmit Smith !! hehehe:2thumbsup:

[Mikeus Caesar]

I always thought Yorkshire was God's own land? You crazy Amerikans.

[InsaneApache]

Red Adair.

Didn't he dance with Ginger Rogers? :inquisitive: :laugh4: :embarassed:

[master of the puppets]

I...well i...actually in light or recent warnings i'd better get out of here, lest i offend the texicans:lipsrsealed2:

[Duke Malcolm]

I always thought Yorkshire was God's own land? You crazy Amerikans.

You are both wrong, Dundee is God's own land, but he neglects it...

I always thought Texas was a DIY and Garden shop taken over by Homebase some time ago... They made nice garden furniture, no wonder it was God's land until the infidel (that is to say, Homebase) took it over...

I don't see how one could live in Texas, though, unless one wanted to eat bird-feeders and compost...

Edit:
Furthermore, wouldn't a delivery be somewhat difficult in Texas? Surely there isn't the apporopriate equiment? Do they use a large pair of secateurs to cut the cord?

[Louis VI the Fat]

Who was the best Texan? Roy Orbinson! :balloon2:

What a voice...

[Viking]

George Washington Bush. :2thumbsup:

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

I always thought Yorkshire was God's own land? You crazy Amerikans.

You forget Bayern.

[Csargo]

I dont think Sam Houston was a Texan.

[Al Khalifah]

I know my greatest Texan, my girlfriend... :laugh4:

One day I will see Dallas - apparently its really good, though I find it hard to believe it could be better than Cambridge or that Texas itself could be better than Yorkshire. If only the American immigration system wasn't such a turd I might go see the land of the free one day.

If I had to go for a famous greatest Texan, it'd be "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Man that guy was/is cool (is he still around?)

[Zain]

I'm a Texan! So I'm an auto-member! :idea2:

LOL. Texas is definently an awesome place, it's big, beautiful, and full of awesome people! I don't understand what Duke Malcom was talking about, or what he said for that matter, but oh well.

Best Texan would have to be Sam Houston, and yes, he was a born and raised Texan.

-ZainDustin

[Zain]

So far the only Texans that have posted here are Strike, Alexanderofmacedon, and me. All you outsiders are breaking the rules!!! lol. :laugh4:

-ZainDustin

[drone]

So far the only Texans that have posted here are Strike, Alexanderofmacedon, and me. All you outsiders are breaking the rules!!! lol. :laugh4:

-ZainDustin
I was born in Texas, and still retain my citizenship.

[Louis VI the Fat]

So far the only Texans that have posted here are Strike, Alexanderofmacedon, and me. All you outsiders are breaking the rules!!! lol. :laugh4:

-ZainDustinBut..but all I've only really wanted is to be a Texan. :embarassed:

C..can't I post here?

[Zain]

I'm not the one who makes the rules.. I actually don't know who does/did. But, Drone can be a part of it because he was born in Texas (lying? who knows).

Louis VI... you're French, you have a thread talking about Texas and France. I'll leave your decision to SFTS. :wink:

-ZainDustin

[Louis VI the Fat]

I only made that out of frustration of not being Texan. :sweatdrop:

[Strike For The South]

Texans

AOM
ZD
Csar
SFTS
Redleg

Honorary Texans

Fasial
LEN
Drone
Louie
Kurki
Dutch Guy

[Papewaio]

Howabout making Texas an honourary state of Australia.

Our state rights are stronger then those in the USA. Texas would make a nice addition to Australia, Texas would help round out the number of smaller states afterall.

[Zain]

Haha, before we join Australia, if anything we would seceed from the U.S. and become our own country. There's many people who want to do that, after all.

-ZainDustin

[Alexanderofmacedon]

I say go Mavs.

[Mouzafphaerre]

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Texas club without Faisal? Blasphemy! :no:

Oh, I'm SFTS's mercenary bodyguard commander. ~;)
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[Zain]

Go Spurs Go!

[LeftEyeNine]

Texans

AOM
ZD
Csar
SFTS
Redleg

Honorary Texans

Fasial
LEN
Drone
Louie

You won't mind this then, eh, SFTS the King Texan who is GMoAtT as well ?

https://img114.imageshack.us/img114/165/texanbul2qa.jpg

[Duke Malcolm]

Texas is definently an awesome place, it's big, beautiful, and full of awesome people! I don't understand what Duke Malcom was talking about, or what he said for that matter, but oh well.

Yes, and helpful people, too.
Since I shopped in Texas a few times, can't I be a Texan, too?

[Ianofsmeg16]

First question. Who was the best Texan?
Michael Shawn Hickenbottom (aka. The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels)
he gre up in San Antonio

[Viking]

Go Spurs Go!

Tottenham? :inquisitive:

[Dutch_guy]

Tottenham? :inquisitive:

Yes, the Tottenham Hotspurs are frequently abbreviated to Spurs.

:balloon2:

[drone]

Another candidate for Best Texan:

Tom Landry.

(Sam Houston, pffffft!!! He was just a politician)

[Zain]

Spurs are kicking .... stuff... at the moment, and were even the champions last year against the Pistons by what.... 1 point?

-ZainDustin

[Viking]

Yes, the Tottenham Hotspurs are frequently abbreviated to Spurs.

:balloon2:


Yer. I just figured out that the Spurs also was a team in some American sport. :sweatdrop:

[Csargo]

Samuel Houston (March 2, 1793 – July 26, 1863) was a 19th century American statesman, politician and soldier. The Virginia-born

I knew he wasn't a Texan.:book:

[Alexanderofmacedon]

I knew he wasn't a Texan.:book:

I knew it, but I didn't dare oppose SFTS. That kid knows everything about Texas history...Gah!

[Louis VI the Fat]

There was no Texas when Sam was born....but he made sure there was one before he died. :knight:

[Alexanderofmacedon]

There was no Texas when Sam was born....but he made sure there was one before he died. :knight:

Yes there was, but it was only a province of Mexico.:2thumbsup:

[Zain]

You guys are right, Sam Houston was born in Virginia, I looked it up right after I posted and saw I was wrong. Shoulda looked it up BEFORE I posted. :oops:

Some of Texas was a province of Mexico.

-ZainDustin

[Mouzafphaerre]

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When Sam was born there was no Mexico either. It was Nuevo Espana. :book2:
.

[Zain]

Hmmm... interesting.

-ZainDustin

[Goalie]

i want to join this texas club, but i am from Iowa, they are pretty much the same, so how bout it?

[Zain]

Haha, no state is the same from the other, my friend.

-ZainDustin

[Strike For The South]

i want to join this texas club, but i am from Iowa, they are pretty much the same, so how bout it?

/heart attack:dizzy2:

[Zain]

LOL, exactly the same.

*I look at the screen, pass out, wake up, look at the screen again, and pass out once more*

[Louis VI the Fat]

Got to keep my fav club going: :sweatdrop:

Should Texas proclaim it's independence?

It is bigger than France, more populous than Australia. I say we Texans proclaim our independence again and become masters of our own destiny.:knight:

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Got to keep my fav club going: :sweatdrop:

Should Texas proclaim it's independence?

It is bigger than France, more populous than Australia. I say we Texans proclaim our independence again and become masters of our own destiny.:knight:

I don't think it'd work...

[Mouzafphaerre]

Got to keep my fav club going: :sweatdrop:

Should Texas proclaim it's independence?

It is bigger than France, more populous than Australia. I say we Texans proclaim our independence again and become masters of our own destiny.:knight:
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Go Texas go! :cheerleader:
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[Strike For The South]

Got to keep my fav club going: :sweatdrop:

Should Texas proclaim it's independence?

It is bigger than France, more populous than Australia. I say we Texans proclaim our independence again and become masters of our own destiny.:knight:

Yeehaw boyhowdy dadgum yes:laugh4:

[Geezer57]

Got to keep my fav club going: :sweatdrop:

Should Texas proclaim it's independence?

It is bigger than France, more populous than Australia. I say we Texans proclaim our independence again and become masters of our own destiny.:knight:
My credentials: born well south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Us Southerners already tried that once - seceding from the Union. It didn't work too well the first time around, so I think we ought to think it over for a few centuries before trying again. :inquisitive:

[Strike For The South]

but this time we have a plaaaaaaaaan

[Csargo]

I don't think it'd work...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Texas never fails you traitor :furious3:

So Strike whats the plan?:juggle2:

[Avicenna]

Don't be so harsh on Bush, the poor man wouldn't know what to do.

[Zain]

I remain a devout Texas Club member, and will follow the commands of my leader, Strike For The South!!! :army:

[Louis VI the Fat]

So, what's the plan, Strike?

[Strike For The South]

Cut right along the border and push off. Then a 100 ft wall and we shall be free and indpendent:2thumbsup:

[KukriKhan]

I had a Texas Double Whopper for lunch today
https://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8836/texasdoublewhopperthumb3fi.th.jpg (https://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=texasdoublewhopperthumb3fi.jpg)

I always liked the music TV show Austin City Limits, and I spent a year one weekend, in El Paso years ago (long,confusing story involving booze, hookers, airplanes, shoes and billiards).

Am I in?


Cut right along the border and push off. Then a 100 ft wall and we shall be free and indpendent:2thumbsup:

So your plan is to physically push off from Oklahoma, NewMexico, old Mexico, Arkansas & Louisiana... until Texas floats free in the Gulf?

Brilliant. I'll take the part that borders Las Cruses, NM. Let me know when to start pushing. Meanwhile, I'll just drink these handy Miller Genuine Draft Beers that seem to have magically appeared (note: am I gonna hafta switch to Lone Star beer now?).

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Looks like I'm the evil antagonist yankee, whom does not wish to split.:embarassed:

Oh well...


Muhahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:evil: :evil:

I'll make sure it doesn't work!!!!!!!!

*anti-push*

[Avicenna]

You'll have to cut underneath as well sir, Texan land is connected to the Earth and is pretty darned solid.

[Louis VI the Fat]

You'll have to cut underneath as well sir, Texan land is connected to the Earth and is pretty darned solid.No, Texas is floating on one great slippery, greasy oilfield. All we have to do is cut ourselves loose from the mainland, give it one big push and off we go!

We'll slide right into the Caribbean. :idea2:

[Alexanderofmacedon]

No, Texas is floating on one great slippery, greasy oilfield. All we have to do is cut ourselves loose from the mainland, give it one big push and off we go!

We'll slide right into the Caribbean. :idea2:

*anti-push*

[Avicenna]

{Force Push}

[KukriKhan]

No, Texas is floating on one great slippery, greasy oilfield. All we have to do is cut ourselves loose from the mainland, give it one big push and off we go!

We'll slide right into the Caribbean. :idea2:

LoL. The Texas accent in 2009 will be "Rasta Mon, ya'll". :laugh4:

[Csargo]

I guess your part of our Texas Club Kukrikhan Welcome.
So now where a nation in the middle of the Carribean maybe we should start kicking and go be off the coast of Canada.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Now I'm starting to like this idea...

[Reenk Roink]

1) The Mavs are going to win tommorow

2) Michigan is greater than Texas

3) Mavs are still going to win (Pistons' defense can't stop Dallas's guns...)

:balloon2:

[Csargo]

Texas>Michigan

[Alexanderofmacedon]

1) The Mavs are going to win tommorow

2) Michigan is greater than Texas

3) Mavs are still going to win (Pistons' defense can't stop Dallas's guns...)

:balloon2:

1) Yes, Mavs are going to win

2) Michigan is worse than Texas

3) Mavs are still going to win (Pistons' defense can't stop Dallas's guns...)

[Zain]

Tx > Mi

!!!!

[Reenk Roink]

Exhibit 1:

American Civil War: Union victory over Confederacy

Michigan: Union
Texas: Confederacy

Exhibit 2:

Detroit Red Wings defeat Dallas Stars in Western Conference Finals of 1998 4-2

Detroit wins Stanley Cup
Dallas does not

Detroit: Michigan
Dallas: Texas

Shall I continue? ~;)

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Exhibit 1:

University of Texas Longhorns vs. Michigan Wolverines

Longhorns - 38
Wolverines - 37

Exhibit 2:

NBA Finals 2005.

Detriot Pistons lose to San Antonio Spurs

Texas - 1, Michigan - 1

[Zain]

Plus we're bigger! :cowboy:

[Strike For The South]

I had a Texas Double Whopper for lunch today


I always liked the music TV show Austin City Limits, and I spent a year one weekend, in El Paso years ago (long,confusing story involving booze, hookers, airplanes, shoes and billiards).

Am I in?



So your plan is to physically push off from Oklahoma, NewMexico, old Mexico, Arkansas & Louisiana... until Texas floats free in the Gulf?

Brilliant. I'll take the part that borders Las Cruses, NM. Let me know when to start pushing. Meanwhile, I'll just drink these handy Miller Genuine Draft Beers that seem to have magically appeared (note: am I gonna hafta switch to Lone Star beer now?).

Yes you are. You dont have to switch lone star. We dont drink that anglo saxon brew. We prefer the sweet czech german Shiner Bock much better but you may drink what you like.

[Zain]

:bump:

[Avicenna]

^^ Is that what the average Texan looks like Zain? :laugh4:

[English assassin]

Phew. For one awful moment I thought some hooligan had started a thread dedicated to the terrible Scottish MOR "rock" band Texas.

Imagine my relief when I found out it was about some obscure part of North America. Carry on chaps!

[Zain]

^^ Is that what the average Texan looks like Zain? :laugh4:

No. On average, that's what the New England part of the U.S. people look like.

[John86]

No. On average, that's what the New England part of the U.S. people look like.
Yeh, Texans look more like this:
https://img101.imageshack.us/img101/971/redneckhorse6rl.jpg

[Zain]

More like this...

https://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/summer_bumm/cowboyhorse2.jpg

[Strike For The South]

AS I began my desecnt into beantown I need someone to holdown the fort. Which I bestow on the first person who posts. I shall leave you with a topic. What is the best make of truck? For me it is a Ford hands down

[Avicenna]

The Texas club has temporarily been relocated to Boston, in support of SFTS and the Red Sox.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Ford is the best truck. My friend lifts the back end off the ground every time we're walking on the street...:dizzy2:

[Crazed Rabbit]

A Texas club, eh? Seems to me the Texans make such a big deal out of themselves because they're envious of Ohio.

Can't rightly say I blame them.
EDIT:~;p
Crazed Rabbit

[Strike For The South]

i want to join this texas club, but i am from Iowa, they are pretty much the same, so how bout it?


3 years later and this post still pisses me off.

[GeneralHankerchief]

LoL. The Texas accent in 2009 will be "Rasta Mon, ya'll". :laugh4:

Well? Is Kukri prophetic? :laugh4:

[Subotan]

This (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4YDo) is obviously the anthem of this club.