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maximus overlord
10-10-2006, 23:59
any suggestion as how to make wifey shut up and go to bed so i can play rtw i tried to tell her that taking over the world is much much more important than to horse around in the bed:help:
any suggestion as how to make wifey shut up and go to bed so i can play rtw i tried to tell her that taking over the world is much much more important than to horse around in the bed:help:
Um your not serious are you?:no:
CaesarAugustus
10-11-2006, 00:16
any suggestion as how to make wifey shut up and go to bed so i can play rtw i tried to tell her that taking over the world is much much more important than to horse around in the bed:help:
You've got to be kidding:jawdrop:
CrossLOPER
10-11-2006, 01:08
I'm sorry. I have sent this to the YTMND crew. It had to be done...
EDIT: You know, I just can't do that to the ORG. Nevermind. Carry on.
Um, conquering the world is important, but it's not *that* important.... :inquisitive:
I know that whenever my ex-girlfriend decided she wanted to "distract" me from my game, she usually had little problem in doing so. ~D
CountMRVHS
10-11-2006, 01:27
YTMND? Please to explain.
Maximus, have you considered commanding your wife to go bake a pie? That'll give you a few hours of peace, and then surprise! Pie!
Let us know how that goes, seriously.:shakehands:
WifeoftheCount
10-11-2006, 01:40
No pie for you.
:no:
CountMRVHS
10-11-2006, 01:42
!! :eeeek:
Evil_Maniac From Mars
10-11-2006, 01:47
Yessir, Abokasee II has arrived. :help:
Dude, you are kidding right??? I've prolonged going to the bathroom for a couple of hours because of MTW, but never put off THAT.
GottMitUns
10-11-2006, 05:08
It is entirely possible that a wife continualy disregards and spurns advances from her man until he is engaged in something else he wants to do and then suddenly all she wants is for him to come and "horse around" in bed. Not saying thats whats going on with maximus overlord, but it has happened to me a couple of times.
A woman can get in a funky mood for a week or so where she isn't having it when you want it at all, but she wants you to give something up for it. Like all day and evening your giving her attention and trying to get some and she knows you are trying so she refuses you. Then you give up and that night are watching a really good football game, watching a really good movie, ready to go out with friends, playing a game your into and suddenly now she wants it. :dizzy2:
CrossLOPER
10-11-2006, 05:09
YTMND? Please to explain.
Tis' a hell to which everything you ever thought was funny about western (mainly US) culture goes, mixed into a twisted composition placed upon a canvas made with the stretched skin of what was once sanity.
They also have beer.
Maximus, have you considered commanding your wife to go bake a pie? That'll give you a few hours of peace, and then surprise! Pie! Now, that is genius! Plus, you get a pie :2thumbsup:
Let us know how that goes, seriously.:shakehands: I'm a-guessin'... ~:argue: :girlslap:
Papewaio
10-11-2006, 06:08
I got RTW as a valentines present from my wife, but Wasabi also made me sign on contract limiting my computer game time to five hours a week with extra time on good behaviour.
That was at the beginning of last year, still yet to get extra hours for good behaviour. :laugh4:
Abokasee
10-11-2006, 07:17
Yessir, Abokasee II has arrived. :help:
I'm sorry but maximus overlord does not have the following qualifaction:
Accouninal bad spelling _/
An army of followers X
Easily irraitated X
Made string mods X (only one of which has got of the ground and has been realeased)
Uses possilbe the weirdest tactics in games (The armenian heavy spearmen in a square & Cataphract in the middle of that formation) X
X = No _/ = Yes
Maximus, have you considered commanding your wife
Ha, you want us to believe that you COMMAND your wife?
:inquisitive:
bedlam28
10-11-2006, 12:07
To get some gametime, I had to promise to give my girlfriend Spain. I worry now that she thinks she will actually get the real Spain as she's been nice to me lately.
Never say no to nookie, most women dont offer, take it, enjoy it, then its back to the game for you and out to the kitchen for her..
mmmm. Pie.
Proletariat
10-11-2006, 13:42
When we get like that we can be very persistent, but I have high hopes for you, maximus overlord. Keep fighting the good fight and welcome to the Org!!
She will never change. With MTWII coming soon, I would suggest you divorce her.
If the TW game has got to the stage where it's taking over your life, and you prefer to play the game instead of engaging in "bedroom sports" with your wife/girlfriend, then it has got to the "beyond reason" stage.
:juggle2:
maximus overlord
10-11-2006, 14:40
thanks for all the answers i enjoyed reading them lots of god stuff here but as i wrote this thread yesterday i have to come forth and tell that eventualy yesterday i had to surrender and jump in the bedroom battlefield where i was tottaly deafetet wau wau guys get you wife's waiting a week or so and youre in for a treat~:pimp:
Just in case you ever consider refusing...
Please don't give me any more reasons to believe I have the god given right to kill stupid people, and no longer care enough for my own well being to restrain from exercising that right for the good of society.
Thank you.
If she does this on a regular basis, you will need to regain the initiative. If she gets you into the bed, you will be stuck since no doubt she will want to cuddle afterwards. So instead, take her earlier in the evening. Make it look spontaneous, like you have to have her then and now. It not only will make her feel wanted and add a little spice, but it will also be too early to spend the rest of the evening in bed. If you do the job right, she'll be satisfied and should leave you in peace for a late night gaming session. It is possible to have your cake, eat it, and still play video games, but you have to work at it. ~;)
If you have children, the timing might be more difficult. Can't really ravish your woman on the kitchen table with kids running around. More cunning will be necessary to overcome these obstacles.
And, whatever you do, DO NOT let her figure out/tell her what you are doing. Women generally don't like the fact that a boyfriend/husband can have fun for long periods of time without them involved, and can become jealous of the computer. If she clues in on what you are doing, she will put a stop to it and you will need to find a new tactic.
Hope this helps, and welcome to the .Org! :balloon2:
maximus overlord
10-11-2006, 16:06
rofl that was amuzing to read yea we got a kid 2 year old boy he wont be happy about an early sleep
Mount Suribachi
10-11-2006, 16:16
This isn't a difficult situation. In fact its a no-brainer. In fact, with a 2 yr old you probly need to take advantage of every opportunity.
No, the really sucky situation is the "stop playing on the computer and sit with me whilst I watch 3 hours of X Factor/Pop Idol/Insert mind-numbingly tedious reality TV of choice".
One day (when I grow a pair ~;) ) I'll suggest if she wants to sit with me, she sit next to me watching as I expand Bactria from a Eurasian backwater to an Eastern superpower.
Not as amusing as this exchange though. Can't believe I missed this when first reading the thread.
YTMND? Please to explain.
Maximus, have you considered commanding your wife to go bake a pie? That'll give you a few hours of peace, and then surprise! Pie!
Let us know how that goes, seriously.:shakehands:
No pie for you.
:no:
!! :eeeek:
I vote for Senior Membership for WifeoftheCount immediately, if not sooner! :laugh4:
PS. And good luck with that, Mount Suribachi. Of course, the best solution to this situation is to get your better half addicted to a video game herself. But not too addicted...
Avicenna
10-11-2006, 16:28
the Eastern superpower ~;)
BTW, the thread's great. Got me actually LOLing
rofl that was amuzing to read yea we got a kid 2 year old boy he wont be happy about an early sleep
I see you learned your lesson the first time
No, the really sucky situation is the "stop playing on the computer and sit with me whilst I watch 3 hours of X Factor/Pop Idol/Insert mind-numbingly tedious reality TV of choice".
That is the nightmare situation. I have heard of cases where the wife watched "Big Brother" for hours and forced the husband to do the same. As a result his campaign suffered. This is in fact cruelty. Imagine the scenario:
Wife, loudly: "Are you watching or what?"
Husband: "whaaa... oh yes, I'm engrossed dear, totally engrossed... (...now where was I, oh yes camels. If I take the sinai next, charge camels uphill at the enemy's nubian spearmen, build a trader, and 80% farmland...)"
Wife: "HAHAHA... did you see that"?
Husband "ummm... oh yes! hahaha... (next I'd have to annex Ireland, but I haven't worked out how to get there yet...)
Wife: "Oh my god, they're going to... oh no they're not, oh HAHAHAHA! oh noooooo that was harsh! Hey are you watching?"
Husband: "(....hmmm camels, nizaris, if only....) Oh yea terrible... (now if I can retake Syria, charging his camels with my peasants should do it...)
Wife: "you're not watching are you?"
Husband: "(...camels...) whaaat?
Wife: "exactly..."
Husband: "Exactly what? (...desert archers, siege or asssault, and well now ghazis!)
Wife: "Forget it ok?"
Husband: "Forget what?"
Wife: "Nothing... JUST GO AND PLAY YOUR STUPID *BLEE - BLEE - BLEEP* GAME!"
*DOOR SLAMS*
Wife exits
*sounds of TV upstairs*
Husband: "(...camels...)"
*lunges for the pc*
And the solution? Simple.
Wife, loudly: "Are you watching or what?"
Husband: "GAH!!"
End of.
Big Brother...
:wall: :wall: :wall:
Ok, I'm against death penalty, with one exception: the makers and all the participants of this *** self-censoring *** program :viking: :hanged: :hanged: :rifle:
Avicenna
10-12-2006, 15:19
:laugh4:
My lady did not like it at all when I would hole up in my computer room/office. It was upstairs, away from everything really, and she would always complain about not spending time together, she would always come in and bug me about random things, she would want to look up things online, etc. It got to be pretty impossible to get a few MTW turns in without harrassment. As a masterstroke, I got her a laptop for Christmas last year. Nothing too fancy (she just surfs the web and messes around with GIMP photo editing), but good enough to play some games as well. So naturally I installed MTW:VI (made sure to get a ATI vid card in it as well ~;) ) on it. She keeps it downstairs in the den. So now she can spend the evening watching shows off of TiVo, and I can be near her, playing through a VI campaign, on "her" laptop, without her complaining. As an added bonus, now I only have to go a few feet for another beer, instead of tromping up and down stairs. :2thumbsup: I've been able to play more MTW in the past year than I have in the previous 3.
Gaming while maintaining a relationship is just like TotalWar. Feints, flanking, diplomacy, and guile are all necessary skills. "This...is an age of darkness". :medievalcheers:
bedlam28
10-12-2006, 17:32
I think a possibly worse scenario:
Husband " ahh, house is quiet... time to grab the beer and Pie from the fridge, comfy cushion for the numb arse, and my battle plan; and off we go to the computer... whats that I hear, tap tap tap ??"
Door opens, slowly, and coming into sight is ... horror of horrors, Wifey sitting at the computer, playing ... SIMS !!! :furious3:
Wife : " oh hello dear, I just got my charactor to clean the kitchen and make dinner, what a great game... oh, put the kettle on please I'm right in the middle of designing the bedroom!"
Husband " NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo"
:wall: :sweatdrop: :wall:
edit : Language
-Mithrandir.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-12-2006, 18:20
I dont have a lady,so lucky me. Though, Partents do complain when I spend from 7PM untill 1:30AM straight playing VI online :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
Avicenna
10-12-2006, 18:27
Is this your third account? Anyway, I must completely disagree with your statement. Having a lady is good. The trick is not to live together.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-12-2006, 18:36
4th I presume, Anyhow
I know what you mean, you really mean, just not to get a lady at all :-)
Aisis Julius
10-12-2006, 18:38
I have a Rule that keeps us both happy.
i play rome every day. thu i limit the time to the taking of one turn.
and days off i take five towns.
this keeps the wife faction high for me.
Works for me he does not like when i play :laugh4: .
but does not have a reason to complain since i limit myself to the play time.
Having a lady is good. The trick is not to live together.
No truer words have been spoken.
I had to limit my Rome playing time severely when it came out, I could only play a few turns in a row (and city maintenance was a pain). Combine this with the load/save bug, and it's pretty easy to see why I got turned off of RTW quickly.
doc_bean
10-12-2006, 21:47
I found that having a girlfriend and PC gaming to be rather incompatible. You can squeeze in some quality time if she has a hobby (that doesn't involve you).
Also, getting a DS was a great plan, now we can be together, I can play a game, and she can read a book or surf the web or watch a movie while still being with me ! A PSP or a laptop should also work. At last the true benefit of mobile gaming is revealed !
why not try the computer game and girlfriend at the same time ?, multitask :2thumbsup:
WifeoftheCount
10-12-2006, 23:08
I vote for Senior Membership for WifeoftheCount immediately, if not sooner! :laugh4:
A pie-worthy sentiment. :2thumbsup:
I have a completely different situation, but still just as much of a pain.
See, I love my games, and I love my girl...but my girl loves "games" too.
I hope I've found the solution (went and bought a brand new gaming laptop) so that when she's, like someone already said, *shudders* playing sims or something equally non-destructive, I can just plop down on the laptop and no longer need to subject myself to the wretched filth that comprises just about everything intended to be 'entertainment' on tv anymore.
To think, I spent years wheening that pc into a destructive world conquering total war powerhouse, now half the week it spends its time cooking pancakes and upping creativity levels by painting the same exact picture over and over again. :skull:
Thank god for the laptop! My new baby. :2thumbsup:
Fulliautomatix
10-13-2006, 01:24
Crikey, the reason I haven't ever bothered registering on the Org until recently is because between:
--work
--TW series
--wife
--2 small children
who has the time!?!! Something has to give ... and for me, mostly it's sleep.
I agree that a real help is to get a really good laptop -- that way after the kids are in the bed, you can sit with the wife on the sofa, and surf the net, balance the chequebook, chat with the wife, pretend to pay attention to her awful taste in television, and occasionally .... try to sack Rome.
Slartibardfast
10-13-2006, 02:28
Put the PC in the shed and play RTW there.
This (and beer, poker, silence,etc,) is why men have sheds.
Put the PC in the shed and play RTW there.
This (and beer, poker, silence,etc,) is why men have sheds.
I keep mine in the basement near my workshop. Occasionally, I will get up from the game, go pick up a hammer and start beating on a piece of wood somewhere, just to let my wife know I'm still "working."
maximus overlord
10-14-2006, 14:18
i luckely have my own company so its easy for me in the weekend to say that i need to "work" at the office
:idea2:
Ha, you want us to believe that you COMMAND your wife?
:inquisitive:Sure! Right-click on her with the mouse, move the cursor to where you want to go, and... uh... :stupido2:
Husband: "(...camels...)"
*lunges for the pc*~D
What a thread :laugh4:
Samurai Waki
10-15-2006, 02:47
I rarely have time to play RTW or MTW anymore. The She-Bear and her unborn cubs don't like the computer to take up to much of their 'Wakizashi' Time. Although back in the day, when sex was the norm (somehow having Sex with a Pregnant Women just isn't the same:shrug: ) I would've kicked my computer out of the window if she commanded it. But... oh who am I kidding? I would still kick my computer out of the window in exchange for a night of raunchy sex.
Sometimes its best to plan game days in advance. Give the wifey a couple days of total undivided attention, then muse aloud that you wish you had some time to get back into that game you were having so much fun with a little while ago. You'll get at least one good game day out of the deal.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-15-2006, 04:44
I rarely have time to play RTW or MTW anymore. The She-Bear and her unborn cubs don't like the computer to take up to much of their 'Wakizashi' Time. Although back in the day, when sex was the norm (somehow having Sex with a Pregnant Women just isn't the same:shrug: ) I would've kicked my computer out of the window if she commanded it. But... oh who am I kidding? I would still kick my computer out of the window in exchange for a night of raunchy sex.
Yea, That why I don't plan on having any (nor my brother) of those demon Kids (no offense to partents, if you do take offense). First, I got a extreme Soft side for Babies, Second, I won't be good at rasising them later on :-(
maximus overlord
10-15-2006, 15:47
yea just for the laughf of it my wife deccides to by our little fraction heir a remote controlled car ours of fun for the kid i thought but now he comes the whole time to the office my wife made it clear that the charger should stay in the office because it wouldnt look good in any other rooms hurray
Cowhead418
10-15-2006, 16:39
The answer is simple. As others have said - if you have a woman, don't live with her. This way you have control of your gaming time. And, if you are a real man, you will have full control of your gaming time even if you have a nagging wife. Real men don't take orders, they give orders!:laugh4:
Mithrandir
10-15-2006, 21:25
Real men don't take orders, they give orders!:laugh4:
Wishful thinking ? :laugh:
maximus overlord
10-15-2006, 21:52
The answer is simple. As others have said - if you have a woman, don't live with her. This way you have control of your gaming time. And, if you are a real man, you will have full control of your gaming time even if you have a nagging wife. Real men don't take orders, they give orders!:laugh4:
Thats mighty fine COWHEAD how many years of marrige do you have behind you???
:inquisitive:
Hahaha.
Compromise is the key! And if that doesn't work, beg, beg, and beg some more.
maximus overlord
10-15-2006, 21:58
HEAR HEAR LUCJEAN:2thumbsup:
Strike For The South
10-16-2006, 01:57
Tsk tsk. All you need is Teddies and chocaltes perferably both
maximus overlord
10-16-2006, 02:30
and a lot off candy and pusurading:idea2:
IrishArmenian
10-17-2006, 05:58
Forget the game, when the woman puts out (quite frequently) the game is not a priority.
Rex_Pelasgorum
10-17-2006, 10:00
My girlfriend is from quite farr away, there are little chances for use to move and live together too soon....But when that is going to happen, i surely will give up playing RTW o an a grande scale. Even now, i play only 2-3 hours per day maximum....If i`ll move together with her, i probably play this amount of time per week. RTW is the single game i play at this moment, and actually in all my life i played just historicall strategies.
I agree that gaming it is good (especially when you came back nervous from the university or from the work), but everything has to have a measure. Real life , love and friendship must be put above everything ~;)
Real life , love and friendship must be put above everything ~;)
How dare you! ~:angry:
And no, I'm not addicted to video games, I just NEED IT, NOW!
Just one more turn, please... Please!
No, not valium! No! I just need one more turn!
:nurse:
Aaaa....rgh
Dave1984
10-17-2006, 10:22
I set up the desk by the bed so she can see what I'm doing, then I set up the laptop with the internet on on the bed, then I made sure she was pregnant* and couldn't move much and wanted to spend all her time looking at baby clothes on the internet, then I played to my heart's content. I wasn't abandoning her by hiding in another room, and eventually all the exposure to the games slowly converted her until she actually enjoyed watching, kind of like a reverse Clockwork Orange.
Now we've moved into a bigger place and the computer has a room all to itself, I can still play because I conditioned her to not mind
Good, no?
*this may not be your best solution
Yeah, you just wait until the baby comes and all of a sudden the computer becomes satan, because it detracts from the family time she'll force you to have with her and the baby.
Should have found a better solution. :skull:
:laugh4:
Dave1984
10-17-2006, 13:50
Yeah, you just wait until the baby comes and all of a sudden the computer becomes satan, because it detracts from the family time she'll force you to have with her and the baby.
Should have found a better solution. :skull:
:laugh4:
He arrived eight months ago...
Then congratulations. :2thumbsup:
Burn
Who? The bugging wife? A bit harsh, don't you think?
Specialist290
10-17-2006, 22:04
I think he's referring to D Wilson's response to Lucjan's post which was itself a comment regarding D Wilson's other post before that.
Back on topic, being the happy bachelor that I am, the only things that detract from my TW schedule are things that I can do nothing about anyway.
Back on topic, being the happy bachelor that I am, the only things that detract from my TW schedule are things that I can do nothing about anyway.
Ah, the joys of being single! :2thumbsup: Not that having a woman in one's life definitely doesn't have its perks, but I also certainly don't miss the infringement on my free time. As it is, I already spend far less time playing games than I did a year ago. If I had a girlfriend, I suspect I would hardly get a chance to play at all. ~:rolleyes:
Dave1984
10-17-2006, 22:58
I think he's referring to D Wilson's response to Lucjan's post which was itself a comment regarding D Wilson's other post before that.
And I haven't got a clue what he means anyway.
Specialist290
10-17-2006, 22:59
In that case, if I may be permitted to translate, I think Csar is telling Lucjan something along the lines of "You got served!" ~;)
Dave1984
10-17-2006, 23:02
In that case, if I may be permitted to translate, I think Csar is telling Lucjan something along the lines of "You got served!" ~;)
Is that a good thing?
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-17-2006, 23:08
now if you played WOW, you would be addicted to it, and have no ploblems if you GF joined you lol
Specialist290
10-17-2006, 23:08
@Wilson: Erm, not really...
maximus overlord
10-18-2006, 00:13
what was that about i thought we spoke about rtw:inquisitive:
My girlfriend got me into the game. Without here, i probably wouldn't have ever played it. I think i am going to thank her now
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/smilies/gc/gc-2thumbsup.gif
:2thumbsup:w.
woah. Why did that website pop up before the smiley face? Does anyone else see it or am i able just crazy?
Don Jacopo Caldora
10-21-2006, 01:08
any suggestion as how to make wifey shut up and go to bed so i can play rtw i tried to tell her that taking over the world is much much more important than to horse around in the bed:help:
I am a newly wed, My wife would kill me a thousand times over for not coming to bed to "horse around." I would not blame her either.:laugh4:
Evil_Maniac From Mars
10-21-2006, 01:15
I'm sorry but maximus overlord does not have the following qualifaction:
Accouninal bad spelling _/
An army of followers X
Easily irraitated X
Made string mods X (only one of which has got of the ground and has been realeased)
Uses possilbe the weirdest tactics in games (The armenian heavy spearmen in a square & Cataphract in the middle of that formation) X
X = No _/ = Yes
Perhaps you could train him in the ways of Bartix? He shows promise. :book:
Slartibardfast
10-21-2006, 02:41
I set up the desk by the bed so she can see what I'm doing, then I set up the laptop with the internet on on the bed, then I made sure she was pregnant* and couldn't move much and wanted to spend all her time looking at baby clothes on the internet, then I played to my heart's content. I wasn't abandoning her by hiding in another room, and eventually all the exposure to the games slowly converted her until she actually enjoyed watching, kind of like a reverse Clockwork Orange.
Now we've moved into a bigger place and the computer has a room all to itself, I can still play because I conditioned her to not mind
Good, no?
*this may not be your best solution
"We, are not worthy!":dancinglock:
Abokasee
10-21-2006, 11:09
Perhaps you could train him in the ways of Bartix? He shows promise. :book:
Indeix, onix ixf hx seix privaix messaix ti mx
Translation
Indeed, only if he send private message to me
Lurker on the Threshold
10-21-2006, 13:28
Nothing gets my woman warmed up for a night of debaucery like me deciding that, instead of sitting on the couch watching some inane, lowest common denominator, garbage that passes for tv entertainment, I announce that I will instead partake in the expansion of the Danish empire into the former Spanish lands of Navarre. After a period of time where I was scratching my head over this I surmised that telling her I was going to "ignore her" to spend time with my other woman "total war" caused irrational feelings of insecurity. If I want a roll in the hay I mearly mention the words "computer" with "Total War" and.......boom, boom, boom...off go the lights.
If I really want to play I don't mention gaming. Instead over dinner and getting the kids to bed I let go in passing the....um....horrendous jock itch irritaion:oops: or loose bowel sysndrome:book: I'm suffering from (or some such "block the privates" ailment) and only later, after all toughts of any intimacy has been scratched off her list, do I pass on that I'm going to spend a few hours mucking about on the computer.
Works so far.
MaddMann
10-21-2006, 16:42
I wish I had your problems man...
Sounds like some of us have really hammered our strategies out. :smash: :laugh4:
But I have to say, I don't blame you.
GottMitUns
10-23-2006, 07:00
Some of you have it rough...I am a contractor whos specific field has him working nights. Generaly from 12am to 12pm. But on most days its only from 4:00am to 8:00am. That leaves alot of time for games on most nights. Wake up to a hot cup of coffee, some booty from my girl, talk to her for about a half hour then its off to whatever I want to do while she sleeps. Together time and family time is all day after I get home from work (usualy 9:00am) up till about 4:00pm-6:00pm. Yes it is awesome to be able to support a family only working (usualy) 4 hours a day, and having this totaly kick @ss schedule. Sometimes the problem arises between whether I want to work all night every night and make a really nice income or have the freetime and family time and generaly just make a sufficient income. hmmm
4 hours a day?
I work 11pm-7am monday through friday, tuesdays and thursdays I have class from 9am-3pm.
You could always become homosexual and date a similar minded game playing bloke.
Or perhaps not....
You could always become homosexual and date a similar minded game playing bloke.
Or perhaps not....
Or female, how come...?
thats the best idea so far, make sure your wife is equally addicted to computer games - and then buy 2 computers :2thumbsup:
Peasant Phill
10-25-2006, 13:40
Great idea...
...until you want to 'horse around' and she wants to buy great closet first for her sim2 family.
Not as amusing as this exchange though. Can't believe I missed this when first reading the thread.
YTMND? Please to explain.
Maximus, have you considered commanding your wife to go bake a pie? That'll give you a few hours of peace, and then surprise! Pie!
Let us know how that goes, seriously.
No pie for you.
:no:
!! :eeeek:
I vote for Senior Membership for WifeoftheCount immediately, if not sooner! :laugh4:
Thats brilliant. :laugh4:
I think M-O is looking for responces with this thread (Being a proffessianol troll, I'd no).
I was suprised reading it however how poorly you guys manage your time. I currently have two girl friends (And we do it a LOT), attend college, play baseball, and am working on two RTW mods and a fan mission for the THIEF game.
I have no problem finding time (Not even in the summer when I work).
You guys have to spend less time on the couch and figure out what is important in life!
P.S. I play RTW about 6 hours a week.
Mount Suribachi
10-25-2006, 16:00
You could always become homosexual and date a similar minded game playing bloke.
:thumbsdown:
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
I was suprised reading it however how poorly you guys manage your time. I currently have two girl friends (And we do it a LOT), attend college, play baseball, and am working on two RTW mods and a fan mission for the THIEF game.
I have no problem finding time (Not even in the summer when I work).
You guys have to spend less time on the couch and figure out what is important in life!
P.S. I play RTW about 6 hours a week.
When you get a full-time job, a mortgage, and a serious long-term relationship, please come back and tell us your secret. :inquisitive:
All college does is make you yearn for it again once they kick you out with a degree. Soooooo much time for idle pursuits.
Mount Suribachi
10-25-2006, 19:59
Don't forget kids ~:)
Don't forget kids ~:)
Well, since I currently am (and hopefully will always be) childless, I figure I'm not qualified to comment on that. But I can imagine that they cut into your gaming time, at least until they are old enough to play with/against you. :bow:
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-25-2006, 22:57
And kids will end up betraying your clan then online lol j/k (well,depending on what you say to them then night before).
Wait a minute, did somebody with "two girlfriends" just tell us that we need to learn what's important in life? :wall: :wall: :wall:
I think so..you know what else I think? Well, any of you with a wife or serious relationship do.
The only person here who's now confused can feel free to try and grow some respect.
Well, since I currently am (and hopefully will always be) childless, I figure I'm not qualified to comment on that. But I can imagine that they cut into your gaming time, at least until they are old enough to play with/against you. :bow:I had to babysit my hyperactive (nearly) 5-year-old niece a few weekends ago. It was the most sleep-deprived I'd been for years... :hide: :whip:
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-04-2006, 18:04
Same, had to babysit my 5 year old cousin back in 2004 on my birthday, I eneded up playing MP on MTW to pass the time....
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