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GoreBag
11-22-2006, 02:51
The last one got time off for bad behaviour indefinitely, so let's try to keep things at a dull roar this time around. My offering to get things started:

<Hannibal99> i heard the japanese respect gays
<Spartakus> yeh
<Hannibal99> like me
<Hannibal99> errr

I have a feeling that most of these will end up coming from home.
Ice
11-22-2006, 06:45
The last one got time off for bad behaviour indefinitely, so let's try to keep things at a dull roar this time around. My offering to get things started:

<Hannibal99> i heard the japanese respect gays
<Spartakus> yeh
<Hannibal99> like me
<Hannibal99> errr

I have a feeling that most of these will end up coming from home.

That's a bit dry, but it is a bit funny.
edyzmedieval
11-22-2006, 15:46
Take some from www.bash.org and then you can paste them here so we can laugh. ~:)
ZombieFriedNuts
11-22-2006, 17:05
form http://www.bash.org/?top
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
ZombieFriedNuts
11-22-2006, 17:17
just a thought are all the threads from bash.org real?
LeftEyeNine
11-22-2006, 18:46
Just a reminder: Be careful with swear words (use full asterisks). Now keep on please, that's quite fun. :bow:
Dutch_guy
11-22-2006, 19:12
Two good ones...

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

--------

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG ****
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT ***
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

:balloon2:
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-22-2006, 20:58
Two good ones...

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

--------

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG ****
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT ***
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

:balloon2:


lol good ones, funny :laugh4:
Prodigal
11-30-2006, 11:54
<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible *****.

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<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online
<Amanda`> I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES
Reenk Roink
11-30-2006, 16:25
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

:laugh4:

This is the most ridiculously stupid thing I've ever seen!

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edyzmedieval
11-30-2006, 20:36
<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible *****.


LOL, that's so awfully true. :laugh4:
Sasaki Kojiro
11-30-2006, 23:52
<fr0k> Methinks Slicey is A) blushing or B) seriously not amused
* fr0k hopes for A
[later]
<Fractal-Coffee> (i think she's just ignoring you fr0k)
<fr0k> (she is)
<Fractal-Coffee> (safer than acknowledging anything you say)
<pineapple_slice> stop talking about me.
<fr0k> (she's telling us to stop talking about her...)
<Fractal-Coffee> (should i say "who said we were talking about you" to her?)
<Fractal-Coffee> (maybe that'll throw her off)
<fr0k> (yeah, let's try that)
<Fractal-Coffee> who said we were talking about you?
<Fractal-Coffee> who said we were talking at all?
<pineapple_slice> ... You and fr0k. I'm not that stupid.
<Fractal-Coffee> were we talking?
<Fractal-Coffee> who's we?
<Fractal-Coffee> oh, right
<fr0k> (I dont' think she's buying it)
<Fractal-Coffee> (foiled)


<rhyann> hey i got a floppy with a virus and i wana now if its ok to put it next to the other floppys or do i gotta wait for it to get better to put it back in the box


<yadrisil> Quit being emo.
<alexsavage> i'm not emo, the glass is half full
<yadrisil> Half full... with tears.
<alexsavage> ;_;

heh
Csargo
12-01-2006, 00:06
Pretty good Sasaki
Sardo
12-01-2006, 01:04
<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual?
<klong> it's gay
Marshal Murat
12-02-2006, 20:25
<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a ***** impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Every single one made me laugh really hard.
There was another one about A to Z that I couldn't find.
Csargo
12-02-2006, 20:41
<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a ***** impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Every single one made me laugh really hard.
There was another one about A to Z that I couldn't find.

All those made me laugh. :laugh4:
Craterus
12-02-2006, 20:51
The A-Z one could be this:


<random-internet-guy> My penis is so long it goes from a to z on the keyboard.
<random-internet-guy> Oh ****...
Marshal Murat
12-02-2006, 22:07
yea thats the one.
Csargo
12-02-2006, 22:43
<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy ****.
<DeadMansHand> i ******* hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im ******* going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep ****.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you ****. Ken's going to be worrying about this **** all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> ******* ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that ****** buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh ****.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was



SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r

<LordChewy> so my dad found my **** folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his **** folder

<_kr4m3r> so many ******* criminals, its ********
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"


<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven> :(

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
Prodigal
12-04-2006, 16:56
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

------------------------------------------------------------

<+NeoHentaiMaster> back in my day we had to manually punch the binary into the circuts using needle pins
<Insane2757> Back in my day, we coded with 2 badgers and a spoon.
<BladeTR> back in my day we had to draw the zeros and ones on the cave wall with clay
Caius
12-14-2006, 19:54
<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual?
<klong> it's gay
:laugh4:
Ice
12-17-2006, 19:45
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad


DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.



The first one is just hilarious, and the second one is more fact than funny.
The Wizard
12-17-2006, 22:40
I suppose inventive trolling logs from /b/ are disallowed on this fine and civilized forum?
Mithrandir
12-17-2006, 23:02
<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that
Mithrandir
12-17-2006, 23:07
<XnD> Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand
The Wizard
12-17-2006, 23:53
www.chacha.com (http://www.chacha.com)


Status: Connected to guide: JacquelineC
JacquelineC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hye
JacquelineC: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Could you pop your head up from your cubicle in India
You: And ask KatherineC if she will marry me?
JacquelineC: You mean Tennessee?
You: How 'bout those Volunteers?
JacquelineC: We work from home
You: Too bad the Gators got them.
JacquelineC: I dont care football sucks
You: You suck
You: I'm sorry
You: I got angry
You: Where in Tennessee?
You: Are you married?
You: What are you into?
JacquelineC: A shack in the hiils
JacquelineC: no electricity
You: You're poor?
You: Do you own slaves?
JacquelineC: and no shoes or teeth
You: Yet own a computer
JacquelineC: they ran away
You: JacquelineC, I have a feeling you're not being honest with me
JacquelineC: it was the slaves computer
You: Jesus woman
JacquelineC: its wireless
You: You allow them a computer?
You: They'll look up pornography!
You: Those negros today.
JacquelineC: they're sneaky
You: Always causing trouble.
JacquelineC: mine were mexican
You: LaRawnda and D'Brickashaw are great slaves.
You: I can recommend you to one.
You: I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
You: Jacqs, wanna hear a joke?
JacquelineC: Pedro and Jesus worked pretty hard but boy the taco smell ewwwwwwwwwwwww
You: Don't complain, your taco smells pretty bad too..
JacquelineC: ok over stepping
You: With your lack of running water in the TN hills.
You: Hrm.
JacquelineC: we have a well
You: I make a comment about your personal hygeine, yet we can discuss blatant racism and disenfrancishment? I like ChaCha.
You: A well? Really?
You: Jacqs, did you know I invented the Internet?
You: They used to call me Theadorable.
JacquelineC: You and Al Gore huh?
You: Back in the '70s
You: Before I went to 'Nam
You: Lost some of my best friends in those paddies.
JacquelineC: Vietnam you heathen
You: 'Nam = Vietnam
You: How am I a heathen?
JacquelineC: so you werent there so you dont have the right to call it nam
You: I'm surprised you mustered up the willpower to type out such a lengthy word.
You: I was there.
You: Are you calling me a liar?
JacquelineC: No you werent
JacquelineC: yes
You: I was
You: I got a Congressional Medal of Honor
You: I have a picture
JacquelineC: If you were you would not talk about it
You: I would
JacquelineC: My dad was there
JacquelineC: NO
You: It's ok, Jesus has shown me the light.
You: REPENT, FOR YOU HAVE SINNED JACQUELINEC.
You: And I was in Nam
JacquelineC: I dont believe in organized religion
JacquelineC: Nope
You: Religion?
JacquelineC: what are like 16
You: Try a way of life.
You: I believe you're missing a word in there.
You: Would you like to try that again?
JacquelineC: I dont believe in the easter bunny either
You: How old are YOU Jacqs?
You: May the Lord forgive your sinning soul.
JacquelineC: lmao
JacquelineC: Gotta believe in sin for it to matter man
You: It's is ok
You: I will pray for you.
You: I will pray Jacqueline.
JacquelineC: dont waste your time no need
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You: The word of the righteous.
JacquelineC: religion is a mental illness
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JacquelineC: Crazy people
JacquelineC: big invisable guy in the sky
JacquelineC: lmao
You: OH REPENT.
JacquelineC: funny
You: YOU BLASPHEMER
JacquelineC: no happening
JacquelineC: not*
JacquelineC: I dont care
You: FORGIVE HER LORD, SHE KNOWS NOT WHAT SHE DOES.
JacquelineC: No such thing
You: SHE HAS BEEN TAINTED BY THE DEVIL.
You: HE HAS CORRUPTED HER SOUL.
JacquelineC: no such thing either
You: LORD, FORGIVE JACQUELINEC
JacquelineC: try again
You: OF CHACHA.COM MAKING MINIMUM WAGE
JacquelineC: Nope i make 10 dollars a hour to chat with you
You: And mommy told me I wasn't special!
You: I'm making people money.
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JacquelineC: Gotta go make more money honey
JacquelineC: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: There is no honey here witch woman.
JacquelineC: Thank you for using ChaCha!

How to expertly abuse a search engine using live operators to search for you.

Note: will be deleted if breaching rules. Please notify me ASAP if so.
CountArach
12-18-2006, 07:35
HAHAHA! Nice post Baba Ga'on!
naut
12-18-2006, 09:21
I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
:laugh4:

After the 'Nam bit it got crap.


(Crazy) my shampoo is for blonde people :/
(topher) the instructions are in big letters ?
Kongamato
12-18-2006, 21:37
Bit of a story behind this one. I had a dream with the non-word "smorching" in it, so I googled the word when I woke up and found the chat logs of an asian stock trading chat room. I don't know if the logs are translated or the people are writing in Engrish, but there are some weird things on there.

I believe it reads bottom to top.

Lilian T: no business when stock market is good. cari makan when stock market is bad. hit and run
Lilian2: missy, that Lilian T is not me la. She where know fengshui.
missy: wats smorching???
polkadot: dont use sk-11 make your skin thin when smorching blood come out
missy: lilian go back to sleep. padan muka. yesterday tell u watch closing u sleep ha. now u go deep sleep.

hotcili60: jz, go watch the last samurai (tom cruise) cd. see if u can find any hidden tots in it or not. Then come back here for yr next session.
bull&bear: MTD will come back , that;s for sure
kiddy: jz, Thanks.
Joey Y: aiyoooooooo....so yellowish underwear. good protection from losses. only little little gain. market cannot go far. earthquake in neighbouring country. falling commodities prices.

escape: bomb. r u targeting that to the people who kill the market?
missy: showtime
kiddy: escape, Do you think Bursa & SC should draw up rules on designation of counters?
BOMB: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB!!!!!!!
escape: iris designated due speculative without facts n figures to prove. then 90pc of ctrs hv to be designated also.
kiddy: jz, I threw the roses and kept the useless weed in my garden. Keep useless weed!!
Marshal Murat
12-19-2006, 04:08
What....the....hell.....:weirdthread:
GoreBag
01-02-2007, 02:33
Bump.

<Spartakus> bah
<Spartakus> I always end up talking about fat women for some reason
<Spartakus> it's like an hour since last time

He's a class act.
Craterus
01-02-2007, 17:29
Link to first thread (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=57026) - It's got some funny ones.
Caius
01-02-2007, 19:25
keep them coming!
Caius
01-02-2007, 19:29
<born1986> wtf isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i ****ing worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my ****** drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this **** always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that **** out tha window

. . .

<born1986> OMG i ****** did it!!!
<born1986> ****!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass> :D
<born1986> **** **** ****
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb

. . .

<born1986> ****
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass> :o
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that ****** disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

. . .

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb

:laugh4:

<Volt9000> .. WHY THE **** DOES MY FLOPPY DISK DRIVE NOT WORK
<Volt9000> oh wait nm
<Volt9000> there's no disk in it
Hepcat
01-02-2007, 22:33
<Darth_Vader> Obi Wan never told you about your father...
*** GODZILLA is now known as Obi_Wan
<Skywalker> he left us!
<Obi_Wan> thats right i didnt
<Skywalker> what?
<Darth_Vader> you did so...play the part damnit!
<Skywalker> why?
<Obi_Wan> fine
<Darth_Vader> Its Likes line
* Obi_Wan tells Skywalker that his dead was killed by Darth
<Darth_Vader> lukes line
<Obi_Wan> sarroy
<Darth_Vader> thats better
<Obi_Wan> *sorry
<Skywalker> err..
<Skywalker> why?
<Obi_Wan> am i dead yet?
<Elvis> Godzilla 1984 was decent movie
* Darth_Vader swings lightsaber and kills Obi_Wan
<Darth_Vader> now you are
<Skywalker> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* Obi_Wan tells Luke to run
<Obi_Wan> run Luke!!!
<Skywalker> I will not run
<Elvis> So was the first Godzilla
* Obi_Wan slaps Luke
* Darth_Vader turns to face Luke
<Obi_Wan> i said run
* Skywalker runs
<Elvis> No one likes Godzilla it would seem
<Darth_Vader> Thanks alot Obi_Wan
<Obi_Wan> aha.
<Darth_Vader> I wanted to spend some quality time with my son...
<Skywalker> what?
* Obi_Wan goes and binges with Yoda
<Skywalker> I am not your son
<Darth_Vader> ...Damn it...
<Obi_Wan> you told him?
<Obi_Wan> you just ruined it
<Skywalker> who?I?
<Obi_Wan> i tried to keep it a secret
<Obi_Wan> but noooooo

This little episode is taking place right now at the .Org chat.
dacdac
01-02-2007, 23:17
^that was great while it lasted. I was Obi_Wan by the way for those of you who are curious. On another note, dont go to the chat right now, Elvis is still ranting about Godzilla and the destruction of Tokyo. (another long story.)
Caius
01-03-2007, 00:32
Motep was Darth Vader and I Skywalker.

Where are you, Motep?
Zalmoxis
01-03-2007, 08:29
<born1986> wtf isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i ****ing worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my ****** drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this **** always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that **** out tha window

. . .

<born1986> OMG i ****** did it!!!
<born1986> ****!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass> :D
<born1986> **** **** ****
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb

. . .

<born1986> ****
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass> :o
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that ****** disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

. . .

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb

:laugh4:

<Volt9000> .. WHY THE **** DOES MY FLOPPY DISK DRIVE NOT WORK
<Volt9000> oh wait nm
<Volt9000> there's no disk in it
That made me laugh.
Caius
01-04-2007, 16:02
<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

:laugh4: :bounce:
<MercyBeat> For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.
<MercyBeat> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
<MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
<MercyBeat> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
<MercyBeat> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
<MercyBeat> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
<MercyBeat> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
<MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
<MercyBeat> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
<MercyBeat> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
<MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
<MercyBeat> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
<MercyBeat> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
<MercyBeat> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
<MercyBeat> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
<MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
<MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
<MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
<MercyBeat> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
<MercyBeat> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
<MercyBeat> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
UltraWar
01-26-2007, 21:08
<Terminator> Terminator - The .org Story - By the .org chatroom - Directed by UltraWar - Actors - UltraWar, Ichigo, Sigurd, GH - This chat log is based on a true story - UltraWar is a killing machine!



Setting: Jerusalem: 31AD
<UltraWar> neither the townies or the Mafia will kill me
<Cultist> are you some kind of racist
<Cultist> O_o
<Cultist> I hope you die next round UW
<UltraWar> yes, and you too ^^
<Cultist> just for that comment
<UltraWar> ok :)
<Cultist> :|
<Cultist> :\
<Cultist> :/
<Cultist> :)-|-<
<UltraWar> you know you can't kill me...
<UltraWar> I know I can kill you...
<Cultist> Kill me then
<UltraWar> ...if people actually voted for you!
*** Cultist is now known as The_Black_Knight
<The_Black_Knight> haha
<UltraWar> I wonder when the new TWC will be up...
<The_Black_Knight> When Jesus comes back
<UltraWar> yes
<UltraWar> so very soon?
<The_Black_Knight> Yes
<The_Black_Knight> I am the Anti-Christ
<UltraWar> the reason I can't be killed is because...
*** The_Black_Knight is now known as Anti-Christ
<UltraWar> ...my role in the Mafia game is "Jesus Christ"
<Cultleader> hehe
<Anti-Christ> That was my Idea
<UltraWar> hmm..PM...brb
<GH> nah, we just havven't gotten around to you yet
<Anti-Christ> I should have gotten that role
<Cultleader> the true leader of our cult
<GH> haven't*
* Cultleader hails Jesus
*** UltraWar is now known as JesusChrist
* Anti-Christ hails Jeus
* Anti-Christ hails Judas
<Anti-Christ> Jesus died way back in the day
<JesusChrist> I will now go and die for all of Mafia/Townie-kind's crimes...and to

kill...the Anti-Christ!
<Anti-Christ> NEVER
<Anti-Christ> YOU CANT DIE TWICE
<JesusChrist> Anti-Christ, I can
<JesusChrist> look at you, you've died...twice
<JesusChrist> so why can't I?
<Anti-Christ> SATAN HAS MY BACK
<JesusChrist> is he on your back?
<JesusChrist> I'd hate to be him in the morning
<Anti-Christ> I CARRY HIM AROUND
<Anti-Christ> ON MY BACK
<Anti-Christ> HE'S PRETTY HEAVY
<JesusChrist> on your back?
<JesusChrist> that's very strange
<JesusChrist> I killed Satan
* Cultleader sheds disguise
<Anti-Christ> YOU HAVEN'T KILLED MY FATHER
*** Cultleader is now known as Peter
<Anti-Christ> I AM YOUR FATHER
<Anti-Christ> JESUS
<JesusChrist> Anti-Christ, that is not true
<Peter> BE GONE SATAN
<JesusChrist> you are just a child called Damien
<Anti-Christ> DEMON
<Anti-Christ> BE GONE WITH YOU
* Peter dies
<JesusChrist> I am the one true Christ
<Anti-Christ> I AM THE ONE TRUE ANTI-CHRIST
*** Peter is now known as St_Peter
*** JesusChrist is now known as NonImportantPerson
<Anti-Christ> YOU CAN'T BECOME A SAINT THAT FAST
*** Anti-Christ is now known as Ichigo
* St_Peter morphs into:
*** St_Peter is now known as Jesus
<NonImportantPerson> hmm... Jesus is in trouble...
*** NonImportantPerson is now known as Terminator
<Terminator> Hello, I am a Cybernetic Organism from the Future
<Terminator> I am here to protect you
<Ichigo> Good
* Ichigo pulls out sword
<Terminator> Christ, Jesus
* Jesus invokes the power of God
<Terminator> come with me if you want to live
<Terminator> (Jesus isn't god-like)
<Jesus> ok
<Terminator> (Ichigo=Roman)
<Terminator> hmm...
* Terminator gets out minigun
<Terminator> #Die Roman#
<Jesus> lol
* Terminator shoots Ichigo with minigun
* Ichigo flies behind terminator
* Ichigo chops Terminator's head off
<Jesus> *A glorious light descends on Jesus
<Terminator> hmm..that Roman is a faster, more efficent model than me...
<Terminator> this is intresting...
<GH> wait, which Terminator is this?
* Ichigo and his body into little pieces
* Terminator gets out Grenade Launcher
* Ichigo runs
<GH> is it the Arnold one, the one from T2 that's liquid or the chick from T3?
* Terminator fires Grenade Launcher at Ichigo and watchs Ichigo explode
* Ichigo jumps
<Terminator> I'm the Arnolt
* Jesus hears the voice of GOD the FATHER the almighty Elloihim
<Terminator> this is the true T:3
*** Jesus is now known as Jesus_Christ
<Terminator> and if you'd like to know, I stole one of the wise men's clothes
<Terminator> hmm...
*** Jesus_Christ is now known as Eloihim
<Terminator> (GH=Judas Iscarot)
<Eloihim> MY SON!!!
* Terminator fires shotgun at GH killing him
<Eloihim> YOU SHALL BE THE SAVIOUR OF THESE MINIONS
<Terminator> (Jesus needs to revive Judas)
<Eloihim> I GIVE YOU POWERS THAT YOU MIGHT BE THIS SAVIOUR
<GH> okay, this is getting ghey
<GH> bye.
<Eloihim> hehe
<Terminator> yes
<Terminator> bye
*** GH has quit (Quit: GH)
<Terminator> (Ichigo is now Judas)
<Ichigo> TALKING TO YOURSELF GH IS SO OBVIOUSLY GUILTY
<Terminator> #Judas is dead#
<Ichigo> Can't you read
<Terminator> *Jesus: I've revive you! (revives Judas)
<Terminator> *
*** Eloihim is now known as Dragonslayer
<Ichigo> I c h i g o
<Ichigo> not
<Dragonslayer> huh what happened?
<Ichigo> J u d a s
* Terminator fires shotgun at Ichigo (Judas) again
<Terminator> Judas NOT Ichigo
<Ichigo> I can't be killed with an imaginary
<Ichigo> shotgun
<Terminator> hmm...
<Terminator> my main processor has been corrupted...
* Terminator fires rocket launcher at the KoR PBM game
* Terminator falls over Ichigo's body into a pit of lava
<Terminator> I'll be back
<Ichigo> No you won't
* Terminator makes a thumbs up sign


A sequel be made for those who want one

(Edited language - Beirut)
Csargo
01-28-2007, 08:45
<AERO> ah well ****
<AERO> MMY ROOMATE IS HETE
<AERO> AND i AM wASTEd!
<AERO> THIS MEANS i hAVE TO APPEAR sOBRE
<AERO> i HOPE THAT THEY GET LAIF
<AERO> Fo I smell of cigerate smole/
<AERO> Ayh ****
<AERO> I do.
<AERO> I guess i need to showeer
* AERO smiles
<AERO> Ask me if I remeber this ok?
<AERO> What i said makes limited sense......
<AERO> Ice,....
<AERO> my roommate iz in the bathroom
<Iceman> lol disco
<Iceman> ive never seen you drunk
<AERO> You still have n't?
<AERO> Only seen me type drunk.
<AERO> 2$ JEIGER BOMBS!
<Iceman> jeiger bombs
<Iceman> are good
<Iceman> very good
<AERO> ASND ONE HOSTESS DOES REQUIRE WRIST BANDS!
<AERO> indeed[
<Iceman> dude
<Iceman> you type horrible
<Iceman> when ur smashed
<AERO> I make an effort not to.
<Iceman> ah
<AERO> I need to shower....
<Iceman> why
<Iceman> is that
<AERO> I smell like LITE cigeretts
<AERO> lit....
<AERO> brb
<AERO> shower
<Iceman> k
<Iceman> remember
<Iceman> no fat chicks
<Iceman> dont die
<AERO> No chicks periidt I', afraid.
<AERO> Die?
<AERO> Well...
<AERO> I'm afirad to go to sleep since I may vomit...
<AERO> and drown in my own
<AERO> Where's a ******* comb?
<AERO> my backpack of coyrse.
<AERO> \ugh
<AERO> I fell
<AERO> il
<Ichigo> W-A-T-E-R
<AERO> *ill
<AERO> soon
<AERO> the bathroon is
<BigTex> wow disc
<AERO> occupied.
<AERO> hi tes\\
<AERO> I would totaly do ild mule face right now
<BigTex> lol wow you are lit off your ***
<AERO> How many yager bombs did I have?
<AERO> 1
<AERO> 2
<AERO> 3
<AERO> at least 3
<AERO> maybe 4
<BigTex> Lol
<AERO> and a beer or 3
<AERO> I hope they aren;t long in the bathroom
<AERO> I need to piss
<BigTex> Just use a corner of the room
<AERO> **** no
<BigTex> They'll never know....
<Ichigo> He's right
<Ichigo> Pee in the corner
<AERO> I could also do the 'italian princess'
<AERO> Myroommate is here...
<BigTex> Why not
<BigTex> Your drunk.
<BigTex> *** anything that isnt a guy
<Ichigo> Yep
<Ichigo> I should go to bed
<Ichigo> but I'm not tired
<BigTex> gotta get up at 5:30 =/
<BigTex> need to head off to bed soon myself
<Ichigo> 5:30?
<Ichigo> Why that early?
<BigTex> work
<BigTex> Meeting
<BigTex> at 7
<Ichigo> On a Sunday
<BigTex> on a sunday
<Ichigo> What do you do?
<AERO> Now one vomit later
<AERO> I am more sobre
<Ichigo> Nice
<BigTex> only one?
<AERO> well
<AERO> 3
<AERO> but one at the john
<BigTex> You should have used the corner
<BigTex> Sheet rock laying.
<Ichigo> heh
<Ichigo> and you have meetings at 7 in the morning on sundays
<BigTex> Indeedy
<BigTex> Strange I know
<AERO> and congrats to my sweetmate
<AERO> who is having sex with his gf right now
<AERO> Why should I ue the corner>
<Ichigo> GET IN ON THE ACTION!!!
<AERO> wHILE IT WOULD BE AMUSING TO WALK IN ON THEM
<AERO> i AM TOO DRUNK TO BE VERY IMPOLITE.
<BigTex> Go find someone somewere to ****, now
<AERO> I wonder if sabrina would be up for it>
<AERO> I don/t even know if she is in town....
<AERO> I hate her suitmate though
<BigTex> There ya go. Don't let the yager go to waste.
<AERO> so she;s out
<AERO> Too late
<AERO> I;m more sobre afte vomitng
<BigTex> Get more yager!
<AERO> Not an option
<BigTex> =/
<AERO> Unless I change and walk back to the bar
<AERO> and wait in line
<AERO> and pay the 5 dollar cover
<AERO> which I don't want to do
<BigTex> horrible, the state of drunkness in the city your at
<AERO> ?
<BigTex> 5 dollar's to get plastered.
<AERO> Just that bar
<BigTex> Ahhh
<AERO> and then there is the cost of the booze,
<AERO> But
<BigTex> you don't carry anything in your dorm?
<AERO> only that bar has a waitress that will give away booze with no id
<AERO> Me>?
<AERO> no
<BigTex> sad
<BigTex> you should
<AERO> there was drinking here eariler
<AERO> but I left that guy at the bar
<AERO> Wonder if he suceedded
<AERO> m ore water
<AERO> brd
<BigTex> definately a good thing
<BigTex> Hangover's suck, stave them off.
<Ichigo> Yes
<Ichigo> JOIN THE MUTHA ******* MAFIA GAME
<Ichigo> ******
<Ichigo> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<BigTex> Me?
<Ichigo> Whoever
<BigTex> No, takes too long, will interfere with vanguard.
<AERO> ?
<AERO> VAUNGUAFE SUCKS!
<AERO> even yohuh I have never playerd it
<BigTex> It isnt released yuet
<Ichigo> It's a short game
<BigTex> Ahhh.
<BigTex> Maybe some other time
<Ichigo> FINE BE A ****:P
<BigTex> I will be
<AERO> my left testicle is very under delevoped
<AERO> always has been
<BigTex> Wow.
<AERO> it;'s probably a cancer risk
<AERO> I hate that
<BigTex> Could definately be
<Ichigo> Some things I just don't need to know
<AERO> Gore says it don;t matter though
<BigTex> **** women then, guranteed to raise testosterone levels.
<AERO> nit sure he's right though
<AERO> that priobaby wib;t help
<AERO> my typing is ******
<AERO> evy me ice
<AERO> for I can drink
<AERO> ich
<Ichigo> WUSSAY
<AERO> >
<AERO> ?
<Ichigo> I'm talking to Ice
<Ichigo> He's a WUSSSSAY
<AERO> I thought yu were ice....
<AERO> Just give him a week
<BigTex> Nah ice has been frozen for months
<BigTex> We need to get a blowtorch
<BigTex> You have a blowtorch Disco?
<AERO> No
<AERO> I have a rop
<BigTex> Damn.
<AERO> *rope
<BigTex> Rope helps
<AERO> and an imagination,
<BigTex> Nah that doesnt help
<BigTex> Get rid of that'
<AERO> So I can come up with a painful way of killing someone
<AERO> My roommate...
<AERO> I don;t lije him that much
<AERO> I could kill jim
<AERO> bit
<AERO> that would destroy my future
<AERO> ni
<AERO> don;t kikl hill
<AERO> *him
<AERO> ****
<BigTex> Would
<AERO> ?
<AERO> MOTOR!
<AERO> not cell phone
<BigTex> MOTOR?
<AERO> motorcycle going by
<BigTex> You could hang a doll
<BigTex> Doll's are fun to hang.
<AERO> doll>
<AERO> you mean a blow up>
<AERO> No
<AERO> I may be a looser
<AERO> who masterbates
<AERO> but no
<BigTex> Nah more like a fluffy stuffed animal
<AERO> my hands gell funny when I rub them
<AERO> I have no such thing
<BigTex> Sad.
<BigTex> I'm out, gotta wake up early tomorrow. Gluck disco don't get yourself into too much trouble.
<AERO> my ears are rinning
<AERO> NIGHR!
<AERO> Doubt it
*** BigTex has quit (Quit: BigTex)
<AERO> ugh
<AERO> She;s a christian
<AERO> never again a christian
<AERO> unlkess
<AERO> it;s an experiment
<AERO> WHERE DID YOU ALL GO>!
<Ichigo> Here
<Ichigo> All I can read is something about a Christian
<Ichigo> and experiment
<AERO> whether or not I can will myself to love somwhere
<AERO> (someone
<Ichigo> If you love someone it will come easy
<AERO> yes yes
<AERO> but I think
<AERO> that U cab wukk any emotion
<AERO> lovce would be he ultimate test
<AERO> hence old mule face
<Ichigo> wukk?
<AERO> will
<AERO> meh
<AERO> mule face is utterly repulsive
<Ichigo> Well you can't will something into existence
<AERO> for reasons aside her face
<AERO> yes
<AERO> yes you can
<AERO> when its an emotion
<AERO> anger for instance
<AERO> hat I can will
<AERO> but not now
<AERO> since I am drunk
<Ichigo> No then you would be fooling yourself
<AERO> Lying to oneself is a cornerstone of my world view
<AERO> the only truth is
<AERO> there is no truth
<AERO> but\
<AERO> on can simpky
<AERO> repeat a desireabke truth
<AERO> and believe it
<AERO> even if one knows
<AERO> there is no truth
<AERO> well
<AERO> aside from
<Ichigo> Your reasoning is way flawed
<AERO> there is no truth
<AERO> ARBIRARINESS IS THE WAY
<AERO> YOU WRE LOST
<AERO> FOOL!
<AERO> LIE TO YOURSELF
<AERO> UNTI
<AERO> you follow it with conviction
<AERO> even tough
<AERO> it is WRON!
<Ichigo> Yet again your reasoning is flawed
<AERO> you underestimate the power of self delusion
<AERO> dry troaght
<AERO> brrf
<Ichigo> I don't underestimate it I just choose not to believe something I know is false
<Ichigo> THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
<AERO> fool
<AERO> the truth is not worth ****
<Ichigo> The truth is worth more than your false sense of security
<AERO> lies
<AERO> the truth
<AERO> hehe
<AERO> will only lead to my land
<AERO> the infinite void
<AERO> it waits for you
<Ichigo> Let it come
<AERO> I think I hope
<AERO> that when it comes
<AERO> all will get for mercy
<AERO> be me
<AERO> VOID!
<AERO> TAKE ME!
<AERO> MAKE ME ONE WITH YOU!
<AERO> LET THIS SLUGS TREMBLE!
<AERO> LET THEM KNOW WHAT TRUTH IS!
<AERO> I WORSHIP THEE!
<Ichigo> You worship slugs
<AERO> I LONG TO BE ONE WITH YOU!
<AERO> no
<AERO> no
<AERO> you
<AERO> yiuy fikkw
<AERO> a hope
<Ichigo> You worship me
<AERO> that the universe
<AERO> loves you
<AERO> no
<Ichigo> WORSHIP ME
<AERO> the universe
<AERO> wants to eat you
<Ichigo> ME
<AERO> never
<AERO> In my heart
<AERO> despite what I belibee
<AERO> I follow the truth
<Ichigo> You just said you follow lies
<Ichigo> O_o
<AERO> That is the outher later
<AERO> the truth
<Ichigo> https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=78411
<AERO> I floower deep dwon]
<AERO> did you post this casr>
<AERO> done
<AERO> VOID!
<AERO> I SEEK TO JOIN WITH THEE!
<Ichigo> Good
<AERO> I WORK HARD TO DO SI
<AERO> BUT NOT HARD ENOUGB
<AERO> YOU WILL TREMBLE AND BEG FOR MERCY IF I JOIN WITH THE VOID!
<Ichigo> Well I hope you find your void
<AERO> at least
<AERO> I KNOW WHERE IT IS!
<AERO> LOOK UP!
<Ichigo> This is so going in the funny chat logs
<AERO> FUNNY JOW
<AERO> NUT DECADES FROM NW
<AERO> you will weep
<Ichigo> You will weep when you read this in the morning
<AERO> Don't hope Csar
<AERO> pray that I don;t
<AERO> no
<AERO> It is what I thubk when sobre
<AERO> I simple lack the courage to say so
<AERO> I drunk I'm te queen of he nerds
<AERO> she' hot
Pretty funny stuff.

(Edited swearing - Beirut)
Uesugi Kenshin
01-28-2007, 14:26
That was pretty messed up....

I'm glad I don't get drunk.

One more thing, it's Jägermeister. But that's not that important.
Beirut
01-28-2007, 14:41
Gentlemen,

Please edit what you are posting.
Big King Sanctaphrax
01-28-2007, 15:22
Jagermeister and Red Bull would cost you about &#163;5 in London. An outrageous rip-off.

Yet for some reason, it seems to be what women ask me for every time I offer to by them a drink.
SwordsMaster
01-28-2007, 15:46
Jagermeister and Red Bull would cost you about £5 in London. An outrageous rip-off.

Yet for some reason, it seems to be what women ask me for every time I offer to by them a drink.

You buy them drinks!? No wonder students have no money... It's as expensive here in Dublin, but I get THEM to buy me alcohol.:beam: Besides Jager and I have a complicated history.
Patriarch of Constantinople
01-28-2007, 16:54
The last one got time off for bad behaviour indefinitely, so let's try to keep things at a dull roar this time around. My offering to get things started:

<Hannibal99> i heard the japanese respect gays
<Spartakus> yeh
<Hannibal99> like me
<Hannibal99> errr

I have a feeling that most of these will end up coming from home.

I remember that one, I was pretty new.
Csargo
01-28-2007, 17:03
Gentlemen,

Please edit what you are posting.

Sorry Beirut thought I got everything.
Beirut
01-28-2007, 17:04
Jagermeister and Red Bull would cost you about £5 in London. An outrageous rip-off.

Yet for some reason, it seems to be what women ask me for every time I offer to by them a drink.

Seems to me they're asking to be kept up all night.

~:smoking: "Yeah baby!"
Ice
01-29-2007, 05:27
Pretty funny stuff.

(Edited swearing - Beirut)

Aahahaha, I can't believe that got posted.
ElectricEel
01-31-2007, 21:05
From omgrawr.net (http://omgrawr.net), a site similar to bash.org, but hosting logs related to the MMORPG Eve Online (www.eve-online.com).

adrut > buggering poopoo
Nicodiemus > ..
Nicodiemus > /emote looks at Jadrut from behind the bar.
Nicodiemus > You what?
Jadrut > swearing at my ship
Nicodiemus > That wasn't very good swearing.
Jadrut > well it isnt a very good ship
Nicodiemus > Fair enough.

GM Guard > I must ask you not to use the petition option like this again but i personally would finish the chicken sandwich first so it won´t go to waste. The spaghetti will keep and you can use it the next time you get hungry. Best regards.

<Urban_Mongral> TomB - are you around boss?
<Urban_Mongral> When you get a chance check out those doc's I wrote for you
<TomB> am doin
<TomB> hmmm what is that pink thing?
<Urban_Mongral>????
<TomB> what is this pink stuff?
<TomB> nm chilli sauce on my screen

<@Viceroy> Aha
<@Viceroy> i added "free nude pics inside" to my petition name
<@Viceroy> and i got an answer immediatly
<@HellGremlin> Hahahaha.
<OmberZombie> lol
<Xharky> lol

unit01 > ph34r m3 for my typing skilz are leeg
unit01 > (leet
unit01 > *lkeet
unit01 > oh ****