The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]

[ixidor]

The man must be tough :laugh4:

[Swiss Halberd Pike Landsknecht]

~:joker: nice screenshot

[Zain]

Yes, it is, I like his pose on his horse. Looks menacing.

[ersvale the dreadfull]

https://img370.imageshack.us/img370/1741/aztecjumpsd4.th.jpg (https://img370.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aztecjumpsd4.jpg)

I think "It's raining men" would be a good titlesong for this picture...

[ersvale the dreadfull]

https://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7939/boatinthemoatbb1.th.jpg (https://img213.imageshack.us/my.php?image=boatinthemoatbb1.jpg)


Hey! Why don't we float-a-boat-in-the-moat??!!

[Monsieur Alphonse]

https://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7939/boatinthemoatbb1.th.jpg (https://img213.imageshack.us/my.php?image=boatinthemoatbb1.jpg)


Hey! Why don't we float-a-boat-in-the-moat??!!

What a brilliant ambush :laugh4:

[Swiss Halberd Pike Landsknecht]

looks like it's in its own bathtub ~:joker:

[Ramses II CP]

This is a series from a fortress at Rhodes. Busted the first gate and just clicked on the second one.

http://lh6.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJOKU2c4I/AAAAAAAAF6c/PkU7O2-W_m0/s800/0049.jpg

All right men, the general says the next gate is undefended, all we have to do is roll right up to it and smash it down. Nobody is even going to shoot at us, you've got yer Sarge's word on it.

Now, where is that bloody gatehouse?

http://lh6.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJPKU2c5I/AAAAAAAAF6k/0bvlhuc7AJw/s800/0050.jpg

Whose idea was it to stop and ask directions? This is an assault you fools! Push on!

http://lh3.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJQaU2c6I/AAAAAAAAF6s/PfgtGCWmqZA/s800/0053.jpg

Getting tight in here, watch yer toes and fingers.

http://lh4.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJRqU2c7I/AAAAAAAAF60/OmfmZnPMlkw/s800/0059.jpg

http://lh3.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJSaU2c8I/AAAAAAAAF68/bdnnxtKF30Q/s800/0061.jpg

Faster men, the general's waiting!

But Sarge, uphill? Through a wooden house? This is crazy!

Shaddup and PUSH!

http://lh3.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJTaU2c9I/AAAAAAAAF7E/KacCn2Er0iM/s800/0063.jpg

http://lh6.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJUKU2c-I/AAAAAAAAF7M/MmfGvHT8p9E/s800/0065.jpg

I swear it's around here somewhere!

Maybe we should go back and ask for directions again Sarge?

Just keep pushing you idiot, we're almost there.

http://lh6.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJVKU2c_I/AAAAAAAAF7U/QYf8A8-3cdg/s800/0066.jpg

http://lh5.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJV6U2dAI/AAAAAAAAF7c/Xukh0j2rB3o/s800/0067.jpg

See boys? I got ya here in the end. Now... how do we turn this thing?

[Galain_Ironhide]

This is a series from a fortress at Rhodes. Busted the first gate and just clicked on the second one.

http://lh6.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJOKU2c4I/AAAAAAAAF6c/PkU7O2-W_m0/s800/0049.jpg

All right men, the general says the next gate is undefended, all we have to do is roll right up to it and smash it down. Nobody is even going to shoot at us, you've got yer Sarge's word on it.

Now, where is that bloody gatehouse?

http://lh6.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJPKU2c5I/AAAAAAAAF6k/0bvlhuc7AJw/s800/0050.jpg

Whose idea was it to stop and ask directions? This is an assault you fools! Push on!

http://lh3.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJQaU2c6I/AAAAAAAAF6s/PfgtGCWmqZA/s800/0053.jpg

Getting tight in here, watch yer toes and fingers.

http://lh4.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJRqU2c7I/AAAAAAAAF60/OmfmZnPMlkw/s800/0059.jpg

http://lh3.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJSaU2c8I/AAAAAAAAF68/bdnnxtKF30Q/s800/0061.jpg

Faster men, the general's waiting!

But Sarge, uphill? Through a wooden house? This is crazy!

Shaddup and PUSH!

http://lh3.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJTaU2c9I/AAAAAAAAF7E/KacCn2Er0iM/s800/0063.jpg

http://lh6.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJUKU2c-I/AAAAAAAAF7M/MmfGvHT8p9E/s800/0065.jpg

I swear it's around here somewhere!

Maybe we should go back and ask for directions again Sarge?

Just keep pushing you idiot, we're almost there.

http://lh6.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJVKU2c_I/AAAAAAAAF7U/QYf8A8-3cdg/s800/0066.jpg

http://lh5.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJV6U2dAI/AAAAAAAAF7c/Xukh0j2rB3o/s800/0067.jpg

See boys? I got ya here in the end. Now... how do we turn this thing?
How Funny!!

The commentry says it all.

Well captured. Ramses

[YAKOBU]

Hi everyone ~:wave:

I've just tried assaulting some Aztecs on a bridge in my New Spain campaign and got the following:

https://img264.imageshack.us/img264/2617/0000it2.th.jpg (https://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0000it2.jpg)

The Aztec army plus support didn't seem to show up; there is no bridge; and the pic seems to show a body of water similar to a block of ice.

I went back to a saved game and the result was still the same. Looks like I will have to leave the Aztecs on that bridge !! ~:mecry:

:charge:

[Ramses II CP]

Looks like a glacier rolling down out of the Andes. I wouldn't worry about those Aztecs, they're likely ground to grubs by now. :laugh4:

:egypt:

[Skott]

I've missed this thread and its fine antics. Perhaps we'll see more now that the new game is out? Carry On! :duel:

[Viking]

https://img160.imageshack.us/img160/6153/0003zt2.th.jpg (https://img160.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0003zt2.jpg)

Drunk artillery crew. :dizzy2:

[Per Ole]

https://img160.imageshack.us/img160/6153/0003zt2.th.jpg (https://img160.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0003zt2.jpg)

Drunk artillery crew. :dizzy2:

I lol'd! what the hell... Did they shoot people at the wall?

[Viking]

I lol'd! what the hell... Did they shoot people at the wall?

The AI artillery destroyed my gate and a few towers, as they normally do. Then they moved on to another section of the wall, but this time they went a little bit too close to the walls before they started fireing. :inquisitive:

[WhiskeyGhost]

I believe this is a failed Spanish attempt to sail the New World back to Spain

https://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p147/Wiskyghost/runaground.png

[Abokasee]

I believe this is a failed Spanish attempt to sail the New World back to Spain

https://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p147/Wiskyghost/runaground.png

LOL!!!!

[Denali]

HAHAHA, omg this thread is hillarious

[wkndwrrr]

I believe this is a failed Spanish attempt to sail the New World back to Spain

https://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p147/Wiskyghost/runaground.png

"The enemy are bringing in reinforcements- a whole continent of them!"

[Ramses II CP]

The Pope makes a curious declaration:

http://lh5.google.com/RosDalton/RwxLzqU2eDI/AAAAAAAAGG4/a5EEd-qNPTg/s800/Excom%20Jesus.JPG

:oops:

[Per Ole]

The Pope makes a curious declaration:

http://lh5.google.com/RosDalton/RwxLzqU2eDI/AAAAAAAAGG4/a5EEd-qNPTg/s800/Excom%20Jesus.JPG

:oops:

Oh god I laughed so hard at that, I fell off my chair :laugh4: :2thumbsup:

[uanime5]

When modding goes wrong.


https://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6083/leglessin1.th.jpg (https://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=leglessin1.jpg)
Captain we've found the quicksand they warned us about

[Redz " Preatorian Knights"]

hahaha.... santa no wonder he aint real he died b4 i was even been born!!!!

[Akashic]

https://img160.imageshack.us/img160/6153/0003zt2.th.jpg (https://img160.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0003zt2.jpg)

Drunk artillery crew. :dizzy2:

What can you do when you are out of ammo? :laugh4:

Nice screen!

[Discoman]

https://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7572/0131ob7.th.jpg (https://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0131ob7.jpg)

Not only are they stuck but the arrows heading towards them are lodged in mid-air.

https://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7537/0165et1.th.jpg (https://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0165et1.jpg)
hope he doesn't make any speechs at a hotel.

[YAKOBU]

Hi everyone ~:wave:

Afraid I have to add another:

https://img145.imageshack.us/img145/1544/0039ya0.th.jpg (https://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0039ya0.jpg)

This was a bridge battle to the east of Ankara in Kingdoms: Crusades.

There were sheer cliffs down to the bridge on both sides and no unit could move its position. An odd few got off a few rare shots but I just fast-forwarded and got a defeat! :wall:

:charge:

[Ramses II CP]

That looks like it would be a really cool bridge to attack if it weren't so horribly bugged. :laugh4:

:egypt:

[Ferret]

LMAO! How did the Byzantines get there, surrounded by cliffs?

Edit:

https://img399.imageshack.us/img399/8517/laddersvy6.th.jpg (https://img399.imageshack.us/my.php?image=laddersvy6.jpg)

Don't look down!
And in the corner, the man who ran into a wall :P.

[ST0MPA]

1, 2, 3, BUNGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!http://static1.filefront.com/images/personal/s/ST0MPA/114651/yxcwnyiypr.thumb500.jpg

[Guru]

Hahahaha... The ladders engineer: "I swear the walls were that high yesterday!"

[RobN]

https://img160.imageshack.us/img160/2203/ladderfunrs4.th.jpg (https://img160.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ladderfunrs4.jpg)

[Ramses II CP]

I'll put my X in the center square! :laugh4:

:egypt:

[ST0MPA]

That there is Cundalini... and Cundalini wants his hand back! https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3775/cundalinibm2.jpg

[RobN]

https://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2946/capcannontv3.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[RobN]

https://img258.imageshack.us/img258/3649/stabballqy2.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[RobN]

https://img233.imageshack.us/img233/438/elephantammodx8.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Rhyfelwyr]

I love that last one!:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

EDIT: Shortly after:

https://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1813/m2twpainfulvw6.th.jpg (https://img441.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m2twpainfulvw6.jpg)[/QUOTE]

[RickooClan]

Nice one RobN! :laugh4:

[Akashic]

The greeks were assaulting my walls. But they took so long that I went around the tower and, well, sometimes you just got nowhere to run, nowhere to hide:

https://img218.imageshack.us/img218/1958/nowhereuv7.jpg

Obviously the efforts of running away climbing up the tower didn´t quite worked out as I had about 500 hastati waiting for the poor guy up in the walls...

[ST0MPA]

Awww look, the poor enemy general is so upset that he is about to lose his town he has started crying into the arms of one of my bodygaurds who couldnt stand to see a grown man cry. boo hoo
https://img250.imageshack.us/img250/263/gissakissse7.jpg

[Ramses II CP]

I think the guy on the right with the knife is looking at them funny too, or maybe he's just trying to figure out what the horses are doing. :laugh4:

:egypt:

[RobN]

There's no crying in Total War! :beam:

[WhiskeyGhost]

Awww look, the poor enemy general is so upset that he is about to lose his town he has started crying into the arms of one of my bodygaurds who couldnt stand to see a grown man cry. boo hoo
https://img250.imageshack.us/img250/263/gissakissse7.jpg

Enemy General: OH GOD! I'm gonna get my ass kicked for losing this town...=*(

Friendly Bodyguard: Aw, poor fella, com'ere and get a hug, i know i'd like one if i screwed up so badly.....


(edited for unnecessary comments regarding male-male love story)

[Rhyfelwyr]

The bodyguard on the far left doesn't look too happy with the situation...

Also I think the bodyguard is just distracting the General while the magic pole drops on his head.

[regor]

The Turk's choice of faction color finally makes sense:
https://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9620/clipboard01ri5.jpg

This actually happened in Iraq:inquisitive: :
https://img61.imageshack.us/img61/720/clipboard02bz3.jpg

[ST0MPA]

Yes well a good reason if any that he didn't go, for now it is written. very spooky heh

[ReiseReise]

http://aycu34.webshots.com/image/32593/2004413520920034689_rs.jpg
Needless to say, I have been having GREAT success using Burgher Pikemen to defend my Catholic outposts against the Lithuanian Pagan Horde. btw the Spears who are just standing there got stuck after routing (the whole army ran before even touching the pikes, notice the lack of bodies), they were from the first army, this general is (or rather, was :skull: ) leading the much larger reinforcements

[RobN]

https://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1679/whattheheckwt8.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
By RobN (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/RobN)

[Nellup]

Things like that could probably wait until after the battle!

[Viking]

:inquisitive:

[Seyfullah]

https://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7060/femininpopeftwtf9.jpg

In all fairness I didnt even expect her to become a cardinal....

I had a female "Pope" too, in my French campaign. I had seen a female priest in other campaigns but never thought one could be the "Pope." She was younger than 40 if I remember correctly and liked the French so she stuck around for a bit. Usually I forced Pope's into 'retirement' around age 60, if you know what I mean.

[Jasper The Builder]

The Pope makes a curious declaration:

http://lh5.google.com/RosDalton/RwxLzqU2eDI/AAAAAAAAGG4/a5EEd-qNPTg/s800/Excom%20Jesus.JPG

:oops:

Thats so Anti-Catholic :thumbsdown:

I dont come to this forum to be discriminated against :furious3:






























































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FGAU

N.S

[Rhyfelwyr]

RobN, you are really stealing the show here.:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

I've had a few female Popes too. The traits surprisingly common, though its strange when these female preachers gate traits such as "Nun" (-purity so we can guess what that means) and "Choir Boy" (one I must keep close at hand).:beam:

[phonicsmonkey]

"Where to now mighty Sultan?"

"Well, now we have escaped onto the ship, all we have to do is sail all the way to.......oh b*gger."

https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa181/phonicsmonkeytw/0006.jpg

:help:

[Abokasee]

"Where to now mighty Sultan?"

"Well, now we have escaped onto the ship, all we have to do is sail all the way to.......oh b*gger."

https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa181/phonicsmonkeytw/0006.jpg

:help:

:laugh4:

hope we dont get incident like that in ETW...

just leave them, that leader will die eventually, or just make a small fort by it, and when he gets off ATTACK

[Guru]

just leave them, that leader will die eventually, or just make a small fort by it, and when he gets off ATTACK
Or hire a mercenary ship or two and see if the Sultan can swim! :titanic:

[JoeDreck]

sorry, i don't know what happens.

i try it agian!!!
https://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4274/44699503fr5.jpg

[TheLastPrivate]

This is a series from a fortress at Rhodes. Busted the first gate and just clicked on the second one.

http://lh6.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJOKU2c4I/AAAAAAAAF6c/PkU7O2-W_m0/s800/0049.jpg

All right men, the general says the next gate is undefended, all we have to do is roll right up to it and smash it down. Nobody is even going to shoot at us, you've got yer Sarge's word on it.

Now, where is that bloody gatehouse?

http://lh6.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJPKU2c5I/AAAAAAAAF6k/0bvlhuc7AJw/s800/0050.jpg

Whose idea was it to stop and ask directions? This is an assault you fools! Push on!

http://lh3.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJQaU2c6I/AAAAAAAAF6s/PfgtGCWmqZA/s800/0053.jpg

Getting tight in here, watch yer toes and fingers.

http://lh4.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJRqU2c7I/AAAAAAAAF60/OmfmZnPMlkw/s800/0059.jpg

http://lh3.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJSaU2c8I/AAAAAAAAF68/bdnnxtKF30Q/s800/0061.jpg

Faster men, the general's waiting!

But Sarge, uphill? Through a wooden house? This is crazy!

Shaddup and PUSH!

http://lh3.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJTaU2c9I/AAAAAAAAF7E/KacCn2Er0iM/s800/0063.jpg

http://lh6.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJUKU2c-I/AAAAAAAAF7M/MmfGvHT8p9E/s800/0065.jpg

I swear it's around here somewhere!

Maybe we should go back and ask for directions again Sarge?

Just keep pushing you idiot, we're almost there.

http://lh6.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJVKU2c_I/AAAAAAAAF7U/QYf8A8-3cdg/s800/0066.jpg

http://lh5.google.com/RosDalton/RwMJV6U2dAI/AAAAAAAAF7c/Xukh0j2rB3o/s800/0067.jpg

See boys? I got ya here in the end. Now... how do we turn this thing?

Oh my god, that killed me. seriously. my stomach hurts so bad...:laugh4: :laugh4:

[Viking]

Here be the pictures from my Apothecary thread (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=1787107):

My mostly German, but also slightly Milanese, ghost army, got stealth abilities:


https://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6678/0133ni8.jpg


An intimidating sight indeed when this army comes to get you :laugh4:
https://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6269/0134gy0.jpg


The ghosts in fight:
https://img133.imageshack.us/img133/5108/0140oj1.jpg

Read the apothecary thread if you want to know how it got like that; not that I am quit sure myself how this happened. ~D

[manwithplanx]

I hit the screenshot button, but can't find where it saved to (or I had to paste it into something and I am just dumb) but I had a heretic spawn in the middle of Europe with the name of Spartacus.

[Monsieur Alphonse]

I hit the screenshot button, but can't find where it saved to (or I had to paste it into something and I am just dumb) but I had a heretic spawn in the middle of Europe with the name of Spartacus.

It is in the TGA folder. You have to use a program to convert it in a JPG.

Spartacus LOL

[manwithplanx]

https://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s198/manwithplanx/0000.jpg

I am Spartacus

[Galain_Ironhide]

I noticed this thread was slipping into the forgotten realms.

So I dusted it off and bought it back to the front. There are way too many great screenshots in this thread to let them become forgotten.

Heres a couple of my additions.....

The smoking Mongol -

https://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8287/0009ii8.png

The Byzantine purple carpet -

https://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8982/turks1200battleforconsttw7.png

Sharing map information by force -

https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/Turks1210-WeirdDeal.jpg

Come on people, there have got to be more great shots out there that are just waiting to be posted. Share the Love! :smash:

ps. moderators, I think this thread should be stickied. Or if not create a new one that can be.:2thumbsup:

[Ramses II CP]

I wonder if anyone else has ever seen this particular warning against defeat in an actual game:

http://lh5.google.com/RosDalton/R5kjKe3OcGI/AAAAAAAAIPQ/vXu8Cj3TW1g/s800/0125.jpg
Who knew the rebels had a victory condition? If I can give them a victory I'll be sure to post that as well.

:egypt:

[Philbert]

Ramses, are you following the Pizza plan?

[Ramses II CP]

How could you tell? :laugh4:

I'm even doing an AAR, I just haven't added it to my sig yet.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=97845

:egypt:

[Viking]

Doesn't look like the Papacy is able to win. :gah:

https://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6371/0044cc9.jpg



The Aztecs are so 1337.

https://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2546/0035yw8.jpg

Last Aztecs standing (on the whole campaign map, actually).

https://img524.imageshack.us/img524/2439/0038ru7.jpg



You have a propsition for our people?

Yes sir, just 'cos it's you.

https://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8709/0043dr4.jpg

[Jasper The Builder]

Can anyone help me?

I didnt want to start a new thread so I'll ask here, How do i save my Screenshots without doing the "print screen" thing?

[Monsieur Alphonse]

Can anyone help me?

I didnt want to start a new thread so I'll ask here, How do i save my Screenshots without doing the "print screen" thing?

:idea2: :idea2:
1. press Print screen while gaming and butchering enemies
2. do nothing while gaming and butchering enemies.
3. When done playing and butchering quit game.
4. open a program that can read TGA files (irfanview, faststone image viewer, ACDsee etc.)
5. go to data folder and open TGA folder.
6. voilà!! lots of dead enemies or what ever you wanted to show the world.

END message :laugh4:

[Musket]

hahahaha, the cannon one is a classic one :D

[Tran]

Can anyone help me?

I didnt want to start a new thread so I'll ask here, How do i save my Screenshots without doing the "print screen" thing?
Use FRAPS (http://www.fraps.com/download.php)

You only need to press F10 and the in-game screenshot will be automatically saved to the assigned folder (default is C:\Fraps)

[Ramses II CP]

So if you had to pick one faction from vanilla MTWII that you thought had no chance of taking over the world, which one would it be?

http://lh4.google.com/RosDalton/R6DRXe3Og_I/AAAAAAAAI-Q/0z-baH6-shA/s800/0307.jpg

http://lh5.google.com/RosDalton/R6DReu3OhEI/AAAAAAAAI-4/ZEM5jh7NxFU/s800/map.JPG

:egypt:

[Galain_Ironhide]

So if you had to pick one faction from vanilla MTWII that you thought had no chance of taking over the world, which one would it be?

http://lh4.google.com/RosDalton/R6DRXe3Og_I/AAAAAAAAI-Q/0z-baH6-shA/s800/0307.jpg

http://lh5.google.com/RosDalton/R6DReu3OhEI/AAAAAAAAI-4/ZEM5jh7NxFU/s800/map.JPG

:egypt:

ROFL Well DONE!! :laugh4:

[Jasper The Builder]

:idea2: :idea2:
1. press Print screen while gaming and butchering enemies
2. do nothing while gaming and butchering enemies.
3. When done playing and butchering quit game.
4. open a program that can read TGA files (irfanview, faststone image viewer, ACDsee etc.)
5. go to data folder and open TGA folder.
6. voilà!! lots of dead enemies or what ever you wanted to show the world.

END message :laugh4:

I found a hole host of them in the TGA folder, Thank You!!!!! :yes:

[RobN]

https://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7107/strangelr2.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[RobN]

https://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4679/wagonsinacircleuo7.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Tran]

@RobN: Appearantly that's how the Milanese and Venetians entertain themselves before they went to the battlefield :grin2:

[Galain_Ironhide]

This was an old one that I played around with months ago, just did nothing with it.

https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/Crappedonmyboot.jpg

[RobN]

https://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8754/indestructiblekw5.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Ramses II CP]

http://lh3.google.com/RosDalton/R6sdge3OhJI/AAAAAAAAJAs/ZXYWnbFQGVE/s800/0022.jpg
(Note the timer on his shirt)

You know what Bob? I don't care if the city is about to fall, I am not going down there.

This is from the sack of Samarqand in Broken Crescent. There are about 40 elephants in the gate area. I was in a hurry to crush the Kwaz so I could take the Mongols head on. When you're in a hurry, send in the elephants!

:egypt:

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

https://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4679/wagonsinacircleuo7.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

A predecessor of the Globe Theatre?

[RobN]

Wagons in a circle actually. I could have added some Indians. :drama2:

[phonicsmonkey]

http://lh3.google.com/RosDalton/R6sdge3OhJI/AAAAAAAAJAs/ZXYWnbFQGVE/s800/0022.jpg
(Note the timer on his shirt)

You know what Bob? I don't care if the city is about to fall, I am not going down there.

This is from the sack of Samarqand in Broken Crescent. There are about 40 elephants in the gate area. I was in a hurry to crush the Kwaz so I could take the Mongols head on. When you're in a hurry, send in the elephants!

:egypt:

Ramses, you should have snuck them into the city disguised as a forest..

https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa181/phonicsmonkeytw/0000-1.jpg

but this guy (?) would have noticed straight away...

https://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa181/phonicsmonkeytw/0005-1.jpg

sharp as a tack

[Askthepizzaguy]

So if you had to pick one faction from vanilla MTWII that you thought had no chance of taking over the world, which one would it be?

http://lh4.google.com/RosDalton/R6DRXe3Og_I/AAAAAAAAI-Q/0z-baH6-shA/s800/0307.jpg

http://lh5.google.com/RosDalton/R6DReu3OhEI/AAAAAAAAI-4/ZEM5jh7NxFU/s800/map.JPG

:egypt:

I sooooooo encouraged him to do that.

That's Pizzaguy's War for Independence (trademark) house rules.

So awesome that someone actually played the game to conclusion!

[Rhyfelwyr]

https://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1442/funnym2twpicrb8.th.jpg (https://img179.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funnym2twpicrb8.jpg)

The great Polish navy will be feared! ... by some fishermen in a pond near Novgorod.:embarassed:

I'm guessing the AI hired some galley there.

And on a side note, there's been a cool little mini-development in this game. Notice the little rebel army near Helsinki? That is in fact a very nice army of veteran crusaders, composed mostly of Mercenary Spearmen, Crusader Knights, and Mercenary Frankish Knights. It's managed to hold Helsinki for almost the entire game, hence the fact it is a completely undeveloped backwater with only a damaged Motte and Bailey with no other buildings for a settlement.

So my campaign has basically developed a rogue crusader faction, not too far off from where the Teutonic Knights historically fought.:2thumbsup:

Why exactly it is there I have no idea, since the only Crusades I have noticed have been on Antioch and Tunis.:shrug:

[Guru]

And on a side note, there's been a cool little mini-development in this game. Notice the little rebel army near Helsinki? That is in fact a very nice army of veteran crusaders, composed mostly of Mercenary Spearmen, Crusader Knights, and Mercenary Frankish Knights. It's managed to hold Helsinki for almost the entire game, hence the fact it is a completely undeveloped backwater with only a damaged Motte and Bailey with no other buildings for a settlement.
Yeah! I'm so proud of those rebels... The Frankish knights is probably a typo, should be Finnish knights :bow:

[ezoons]

- Archers! Target those spearmen!
- Sir, they seem to be rather upset.
- Oh. Archers! Retreat! Double time!!
[same battle, 50 meters later]
- Oi! Wait for me!


https://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7642/0007pd4.th.jpg (https://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0007pd4.jpg)

[Dead Guy]

Not really a screen, but perhaps amusing.
My girlfriend made this for me in her sowing circle ;) It's awaiting a frame. Since she can only hear the sounds from the game, she thinks the Imams (and everyone else for that matter) are pretty lazy, they have to rest all the time! We continue tomorrow mighty sultan!

https://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn143/Likaetaren/DSC00186.jpg

[Galain_Ironhide]

I thought I would share some of my favorite shots taken from my BC Kingdom of Jerusalem Campaign.

Shot #1 - Death by Catapault
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/1309-directhit-deathtocaptainbycata.jpg

Shot #2 Turkopole archers hold against Ghulam Cavalry
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/1208-Turkopolearchersattackedbyg-1.jpg

Shot #3 Battle at Mardin Fields - vs Abbasid Caliphate
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/1197-abbasidsbegintobreak.jpg

Shot #4 Turkopoles Kill Enemy General
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/1015-gendies.jpg

Shot #5 Death of Saladin
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/0723-Saladinfalls.jpg

Shot #6 Death of Duke Bohemund of Antioch (rebel General)
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/0526-1177antiochbattle-Bohemundfall.jpg

Shot #7 Archer Roundup
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/1784-Archersrunningaway.jpg

Shot #8 Run Away! Enemy decides to clear the wall from the Barrage. Good Idea.
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/1372-enemyarchersrunfromcatapaultfi.jpg

Shot #9 Street Fight - Roman Captain dies
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/2332-romancaptaindies.jpg

Shot #10 Seige Tower Erupts in flames
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/1749-toweronfire-menstillrunningoff.jpg

Shot #11 - Typical fight on the Walls
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/1577-fightonthewall.jpg

Shots 12&13 - Seige of Famagusta - The Fury Before Annihilation.
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/1566-siegeoffamagusta2.jpg
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/1566-siegeoffamagusta1.jpg

A lot of pics of Generals dying, but in my opinion that is almost the best part of any battle. :beam::skull:

[Vlad Tzepes]

My humble contributions to this LMAO thread:


Mongol Invasion: "So the rumours are true, lads, the Mongols iz comin' for our kilts."

https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/2977/0005yr4.th.jpg (https://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0005yr4.jpg)

Polish fleet: "Your battleship is finally ready, sir." "Excellent! Sail West, men!" "Damn, now we have to add wheels".

https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/2830/0077yf9.th.jpg (https://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0077yf9.jpg)

It looks like the Vatican hides something from the commoners...

https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9092/0092ds3.th.jpg (https://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0092ds3.jpg)

...maybe an elections fraud and the fact that faith isn't the same with arithmetics:

https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/4946/0159no1.th.jpg (https://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0159no1.jpg)

[aimlesswanderer]

My humble contributions to this LMAO thread:

It looks like the Vatican hides something from the commoners...

https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9092/0092ds3.th.jpg (https://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0092ds3.jpg)

...maybe an elections fraud and the fact that faith isn't the same with arithmetics:

https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/4946/0159no1.th.jpg (https://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0159no1.jpg)

Hah, that wouldn't be the first or last time the pesky commoners weren't told something those Up High didn't think they needed to know!!

Clearly the dark art of election rigging has been around for many centuries! One side obviously had their relos 'helping' to do the counting.....

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Polish fleet: "Your battleship is finally ready, sir." "Excellent! Sail West, men!" "Damn, now we have to add wheels".

https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/2830/0077yf9.th.jpg (https://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0077yf9.jpg)



How come I can't do this?!~:mecry:

I have always wanted to have a "fishing boat" there!~:rolleyes:

That darn AI and it's cheats!:furious3:

[Vlad Tzepes]

Interestingly enough, the majority of the visual bugs I encountered were in the French version of the game. Later I switched to the English version and the frequency reduced quite a lot. Maybe I'll post some other screenshots, at one point I was constantly pressing the printscreen button during French version campaigns... :beam:

(OT - Jeez, no more spellchecker for replies? Sorry for spelling mishaps then :embarassed: )

[RobN]

...

https://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3382/cannoncrashcz0.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Dead Guy]

Hahaha that's great. Backwards tug of war?

[Galain_Ironhide]

LoL

Tell them to Fire!

[Martok]

Heh. Nice one! :laugh4:

[glyphz]

...

https://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3382/cannoncrashcz0.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Very funny. Needs no explanation, indeed. Wait, let me try something...

Commentator#1: (intrigued) We're now seeing a rare spectacle on the blue corner.
Commentator#2: Ah, Yes! That's their famous cannon warm-ups. They believe that if men do so prior to an engagement, why not the 'metal tubes that fire balls in a bang' that they use. It also it keeps the men handling them pent up.
Commentator#1: (in awe) Very intruiging.
Commentator#2: ... Well, more on that there have been reported cases where one side accidentally got their fuse a'light. The loud explosion that arise are a spectacular sight to behold. An amusement to the troops on both sides, and embarassment to their general. Those caught attempting to so while their general does speech pre-battle, end up trampled under their own general's horse.
Commentator#1: Most bizzare!!!
(Commentator#2 stares at his partner before saying,)
Commentator#2: Yes. Obviously...

[phonicsmonkey]

...

https://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3382/cannoncrashcz0.jpg (https://imageshack.us)


Right lads, we're going to push the cannon on the right INTO the cannon on the left, and fire it over the walls into the town square. When it lands, it'll fire in turn and blow the head off the enemy general.

This plan can't fail!

[Ibn-Khaldun]

...

https://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3382/cannoncrashcz0.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

This happens when you hire blind cannon crew! :inquisitive:

[PittBull260]

war of the east!
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y22/DEADLIFT/bigarmies.jpg?t=1217005200

[Walternat0r]

https://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb140/Walternat0r/Brrrrap.jpg

brrrrrap!

[The Receptionist]

he must be extremely unpopular... was he the rude judge on medieval idol?

[Veho Nex]

I know i posted this before but I guess it cant be helped but to place it here


https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/m2tw-20070111-214916.png

The Invinible General.... Took 8 volleys of over 500 LongBowmen to take him out yet fall he did

[Galain_Ironhide]

Just love the bloodspray in both those pics. :skull:

very 300. :2thumbsup:

[The New Che Guevara]

https://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb140/Walternat0r/Brrrrap.jpg[QUOTE]

Mediaval II: Matrix

[Viking]

The battle is decided by a 1vs1 between general and captain...

https://img397.imageshack.us/img397/9241/0106oy7.jpg


The message that any medieval warlord hopes for.


https://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9372/0181qw0.jpg

[Sheogorath]

https://img147.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stackedbv8.png
I know the AI sometimes likes to stack things in its favor when it comes to terrain, but this is a bit silly >_>

[Quintus.JC]

The message that any medieval warlord hopes for.


https://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9372/0181qw0.jpg

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Veho Nex]

In response to Sheograth

ive had that happen, lost by such a huge ammount that I didnt kill one guy and 968 of mine died before ever reaching them.... damn longbows

[Sheogorath]

The cliff was totally unscaleable in mine. Really, You couldnt get up there. At all.
I spent five minutes having my guys run around looking for a way up before I decided to retreat, only to find out that there was cliff ledge behind me too.
Basically the battle had me stuck on a little shelf. Fortunately I saved prior to the battle out of habit and autoresolved it. Slightly annoying since I took about fifty casualties (which was about fourty more than the two units of huscarls could've inflicted otherwise >_>) from the resolve.

[Thermal]

i hav an awesome pick to show, but how can i upload it here...?

[FactionHeir]

Use a free imageuploading site and post the link here. Thumbnail is usually better to reduce load times.

[Galain_Ironhide]

The message that any medieval warlord hopes for.


https://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9372/0181qw0.jpg

An FYI session here. For any members interested to know.

You can overcome this problem if you get it. Read the following thread.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=97008

It used to bug me that I couldn't have the full battle because of that issue. Not a problem anymore for me however :2thumbsup:.

[Thermal]

i didnt no how else 2 upload it, im not sure if u can access this, but i zipped up and uploaded my pic file, look if u want! (if it lets you lol)
http://www.mizus.com/files/pbm/0006.zip
yh i personally unzipped it, the pic is easy 2 get to lol

[Thermal]

The cliff was totally unscaleable in mine. Really, You couldnt get up there. At all.
I spent five minutes having my guys run around looking for a way up before I decided to retreat, only to find out that there was cliff ledge behind me too.
Basically the battle had me stuck on a little shelf. Fortunately I saved prior to the battle out of habit and autoresolved it. Slightly annoying since I took about fifty casualties (which was about fourty more than the two units of huscarls could've inflicted otherwise >_>) from the resolve.

somewhere around spain i had a fight and portugal were on a montain, and i swear there was no way up there, they were cocooned in a patch of land with mountain all around it, i had 2 withdraw...

[FactionHeir]

Go here: http://www.imageshack.us
Then upload your picture and post the resulting link.

[Thermal]

but i cant upload it here, as screenshots i take are in tga format and image shack wont upload tht...

[FactionHeir]

Use Irfanview to convert ~:)

[Thermal]

right i hope this link works....a hell of a lot more hassle than it was worth lol, thanks 4 help
https://img362.imageshack.us/img362/3237/0006kc0.th.jpg (https://img362.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0006kc0.jpg)
i was shocked when i met resistance after taking hamburg...

[FactionHeir]

Glad you got it working ~:)

And yes, there are rare times when the rebels are active

[Thermal]

also if u look on the mini map, u'll see scotland took antwerp and portugal took rennes...???

[Viking]

An FYI session here. For any members interested to know.

You can overcome this problem if you get it. Read the following thread.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=97008

It used to bug me that I couldn't have the full battle because of that issue. Not a problem anymore for me however :2thumbsup:.

Sweet. Thank you and thank FH. ~:cheers:

[Abokasee]

Achmed O'dinni-jad, I heard your a catholic now? and a crusader?
https://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6056/image55vw8.jpg

[RobN]

https://img381.imageshack.us/img381/9479/m2twletusinsa7.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Let Us In!

[uanime5]

An FYI session here. For any members interested to know.

You can overcome this problem if you get it. Read the following thread.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=97008

It used to bug me that I couldn't have the full battle because of that issue. Not a problem anymore for me however :2thumbsup:.

I once got this error message when I launched a night attack against the enemy even though there were no reinforcements.

[Olavi]

In my current Spain campaing I noticed my pope have decided to be the last pope. :inquisitive:
https://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2371/stupidpopewv5.jpg
Does anybody know what happens if he dies without any cardinals?

[Sheogorath]

The Papacy divides by zero and the world implodes ;)

[Anonymous II]

Well... this isn't very amusing, but still some kind of novelty:

http://www.ssl-tromso.org/TotalWar/22222.jpg

That particular number combination when the population-size contains five digits doesn't happen every day. ~:wacko:

[RobN]

https://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5729/ballistarockgf0.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Viking]

In my current Spain campaing I noticed my pope have decided to be the last pope. :inquisitive:
https://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2371/stupidpopewv5.jpg
Does anybody know what happens if he dies without any cardinals?

Yeap, it means that there will simply not be any pope. The first priest/bishop to be promoted as a cardinal will become new pope on instant.

[cambovenzi]

Yeap, it means that there will simply not be any pope. The first priest/bishop to be promoted as a cardinal will become new pope on instant.

lies.
i will be the pope.:book:

[RobN]

https://img160.imageshack.us/img160/5613/m2tw0049xt7.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Davicus Grimmshade]

I found many of these images hilarious XD!

I can't wait to get my laptop and play this game (Bought it before hand.)

[Galain_Ironhide]

Hows this for precision shooting.

https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/0898-GOAL.jpg

During a seige at Bordeaux, my Catapault scored the goal of a lifetime, straight through the opened Gateway. Funny thing was, the flaming missle went straight over the French troops' heads in the gateway and landed clear in the courtyard hitting nothing but dirt.

I had the game paused, so i took another picture to show how far away the catapault was to make the shot (about max distance roughly).

https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/0898-GOAL2.jpg

Pretty damn good I think.

[Taurus]

Thats a hell of a shot!

[khaos83_2000]

OMGWTFBBQ !!!!
GOAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The New Che Guevara]

I saw the glitter and had to investigate
https://img530.imageshack.us/img530/2100/silversurferarmyvu4.png
By the_new_che (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/the_new_che) at 2008-10-26

Who knew the Nordic king was allied to the silver surfer?

https://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3632/zoomedoutssanc9.png
By the_new_che (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/the_new_che) at 2008-10-26

How much would they cost in upkeep?

[Veho Nex]

Can you make those pictures bigger?

[The New Che Guevara]

I probably could, if I knew what I was doing.

[The New Che Guevara]

Hows this for precision shooting.

https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/0898-GOAL.jpg

During a seige at Bordeaux, my Catapault scored the goal of a lifetime, straight through the opened Gateway. Funny thing was, the flaming missle went straight over the French troops' heads in the gateway and landed clear in the courtyard hitting nothing but dirt.

Well, I think we would have won the world cup back then if we can score that with catapults.

[Ummittt]

:clown::clown::clown::clown::clown:

[Galain_Ironhide]

Beware! These foul faceless horsemen were witnessed in battle in the foothills of surrounding Edinburgh. Their faces are motionless grey with no eye sockets, noses or mouths. It is said that this can only be the wickedness of Sourcery! They carry the hacked off faces of foes across the backs of their necks so as to appear they are looking at you from behind!

https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/1390-facelesshorsemen1.jpg
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/1390-facelesshorsemen2.jpg

Well thats the best excuse I can come up with for a graphics glitch.

[DisruptorX]

I am a fairly large fan of horse archers. Well, ok, I'm obsessed with them, and play horse archer factions almost exclusively.

Here's why:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v428/DisruptorX/arrows1.jpg

[PBI]

https://img131.imageshack.us/img131/2733/sillymv1.jpg (https://img131.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sillymv1.jpg)

"Are you sure you told the lads the battle was this Thursday?"

[Martok]

LOL! Awesome caption there, PBI. :laugh4:

[RobN]

https://img386.imageshack.us/img386/2319/whenyougottagovm8.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[uanime5]

https://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4330/waterworldnr5.th.jpg (https://img151.imageshack.us/my.php?image=waterworldnr5.jpg)

https://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1657/waterworld2qx0.th.jpg (https://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=waterworld2qx0.jpg)

Water World

This is a custom battle I played that for some reason was in the middle of the sea. All the infantry drowned and none of the cavalry could move. It ended in a draw.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

"Hmm.. something is wrong in here?!"

https://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh311/ibnkhaldun/TW%20games/m2twPIC01.jpg

[johnhughthom]

https://img131.imageshack.us/img131/2733/sillymv1.jpg (https://img131.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sillymv1.jpg)

"Are you sure you told the lads the battle was this Thursday?"

That actually made me LOL.

[General SupaCrunk]

https://img86.imageshack.us/img86/6688/4qe9.png (https://imageshack.us)


https://img74.imageshack.us/img74/8485/17zn8.png (https://imageshack.us)

I think this is about that time when this man wishes he could trade his Kingdom for a horse.


HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH!!!!!!!!

[cristi300]

sorry for double psot, no edit buton :furious3:
someone pls delete my previous post

https://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9139/16806720py9.th.jpg

Done.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Your pic is tooo small! ~:S

[Veho Nex]

sorry for double psot, no edit buton :furious3:
someone pls delete my previous post

https://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9139/16806720py9.jpg

Done.

Lets see if that worked

[Thermal]

http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/large/9ba84c12efb0f34b5f216f251b588fbfc5bde832.jpg

"hehe! captain we're standing on a trampoline, join in!"

[aimlesswanderer]

Do those guns work in the rain?

[Tony Furze]

https://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo25/tonyfurze/Nicespot2.jpg

[cristi300]

https://img440.imageshack.us/img440/769/0002ue1.png (https://img440.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0002ue1.png)

those scots have some problems (and no i didnt give them money:smash:)

[aimlesswanderer]

For reasons unknown the Scots, who I am at war with and who have 2 provinces left, decided that their Prince should go on crusade with most of their remaining army. He is just visible with his little crusade flag.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Games/M2TW1/Macbeth.jpg

[Dead Guy]

Aimlesswanderer, what version is that? Your minimap looks strange.

[aimlesswanderer]

Oh yeah, was playing LTC

[RobN]

https://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7240/ladderweaponds7.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
By RobN (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/RobN)

[cambovenzi]

That actually made me LOL.

me too, that caption was great.

[infua]

Many screenshots: a Video on YouTube!

Battle of Peremishl (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH5suGplo5c&fmt=22)

[Redemption]

Poor Khan...

https://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww333/CocaColaRevolution/0047.jpg

I wonder where he's going? Must be hard to be stuck in the Dead (end) Sea after the freedom of the vast open plains...

and WTF??? I've always seen them go single-mindedly to Antioch or Kiev... Jerusalem???



https://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww333/CocaColaRevolution/0045.jpg

https://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww333/CocaColaRevolution/0046.jpg



That was sneaky of them, after being depleted in a war of attrition, they just dropped their idea of going to Antioch to snatch the Holy City from me! Never seen it before! Was a nice surprise before I drop the game for ETW!

[The New Che Guevara]

Welll We've all by now figured out the Pope cheats... further proof.

https://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7222/cptnbns.png
By the_new_che (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/the_new_che) at 2009-02-23

Need instructions on the resolution size... sorry

[RubyMagic]

Pope Datus the Unorthodox. What's so unorthodox about him?

[RubyMagic]

He's secretly female :laugh4:
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[Banzai!]

No editing on my part apart from cropping. Beautiful and funny.
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[cassu]

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By cassu (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/cassu)

The AI is competent in building armies in times of peace. (because those are not rag tag militia but serious men with serious weapons) :beam:

[Uther{s}Dragons]

NEED TO MAKE MY FIRST POST

TO POST MY FIRST ULR

[Uther{s}Dragons]

STAR FORTS

ANYONE EVER MAKE A STAR FORT??
WELL I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW BUT I MADE ONE
AND THE MEASSAGE IS WIERD
CHECK IT OUT GUYS:)


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[RobN]

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[_Tristan_]

Those Turks approching surely have shaken those Christians out of their tombs...

[Ramses II CP]

Something amusing from the Brittania campaign in Kingdoms. Here we see King James of England, who was recently crowned when the original English faction was wiped out and the Baron's Alliance took over.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_OVSGmv5sLg4/SdPvZvgV-II/AAAAAAAAR78/bUWMLMCDCl0/s800/0016.jpg

And here, within marching distance, we see King Leonard of England, also recently crowned King of England when the Baron's Alliance took over.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_OVSGmv5sLg4/SdPvaw5AX1I/AAAAAAAAR8E/KSchG3Z-1Ds/s800/0017.jpg

Given the nature of the Baron's Alliance historically I suppose that's not too unrealistic, but it is pretty funny. Oh, and 'King Leonard' is funny in it's own way IMHO.

Finally an irresistable shot of one of my KoJ generals giving the verbal business to an enemy in India (Spoilered because it is definitely 'not safe for work'):

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_OVSGmv5sLg4/SdPvcLs2euI/AAAAAAAAR8M/eRxwfINoRMU/s800/0005.jpg

:egypt:

[Ionut Alex]

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those scots have some problems (and no i didnt give them money:smash:)

is this a mod of some sort? if so can i get a name?

sorry for the offtopic guys but in very courious

[The New Che Guevara]

Stainless Steel. Much more interesting than Vanilla... Better map, better system... i just miss the AI attacking me... I want to expand damn it.

[The New Che Guevara]

https://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8172/venetianpile.png
By the_new_che (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/the_new_che) at 2009-04-23

The Venetians are such artists... they die for their art.

[Galain_Ironhide]

1. Sicily vs Mongols
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg164/Galain_Ironhide/3342-sicilyvmongols.jpg

2. Welcome to the House of Pain - Basileia ton Romaion Forever!
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[Galain_Ironhide]

- Hey Jim!

-What?!

- This Catapault sure is hard to push all of a sudden. The rest of the gang's leaving us behind. Maybe I should take a look around and see what the problem with this thing is.

- Shutup and keep pushing you idiot.



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[Mr Polska]

/\ = Win

[Alrik]

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Perhaps not the funniest, but I was exploing with my diplomat and found this little tressure ;) I was wondering why I had seen so little of Russia... I'm playing VH/VH, but I hadn't expected this kind of resistance from the rebels :P

Love that it's that town too, just a "vad" and it makes "What do you want?" or "Why are you bothering us?" ;)

[ArcturUs]

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Busy Trade lanes........
https://img686.imageshack.us/f/0001kh.jpg/
Who wouldnt love the petty farmer, if he helps so much in filling your coffers......
https://img444.imageshack.us/f/0002gm.jpg/
The Middle-East is quite a nice place for a vacation, except the fact that it becomes dangerous when the mongols or the timurs invade.....
https://img687.imageshack.us/f/0003r0.jpg/
Meanwhile, everything goes as planned in the New World. The Aztecs are really having a hard time....
More screenshots comingup....

[ArcturUs]

sorry abt that, ill reupload the images so that they are visible,
https://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/Ezilkannan/0005.jpg
https://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/Ezilkannan/0001.jpg
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[ytghazal]

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By cassu (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/cassu)

The AI is competent in building armies in times of peace. (because those are not rag tag militia but serious men with serious weapons) :beam:

Just wondering from the look on your minimap tahts neither Medieval 2 vanillah or any of the expansions or patches. nor the Stainless Steel (from pics i ahve seen) what is it?

[eliseward]

yes i would like to know too!

[eliseward]

did you get all that money from cheats?? if not HOW DID YOU GET ALL THAT CASH!!

[eliseward]

what campaign is this??

[ArcturUs]

did you get all that money from cheats?? if not HOW DID YOU GET ALL THAT CASH!!
uhm, i dont know whom you're asking that question to, would be better if you could reply with quotes.
Well if you were asking it to me, i modified some stuff using a editor to get a nice flow of cash. You can say that as cheating as well :D
I will post more pics in some time soon

[ArcturUs]

I was searching for old screenshots, and i managed to find these
A very old English Campaign i played on very hard difficulty. I did use mods

https://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/Ezilkannan/0006.jpg

https://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/Ezilkannan/0007.jpg

This is what happens when Aztecs face overpowered soldiers on the battlefield

https://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/Ezilkannan/0035.jpg

[ArcturUs]

Poor old Jerusalem besieged by 5 Crusading English Armies with 10* Generals :D

https://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/Ezilkannan/15.jpg

[ArcturUs]

The Balance of power

https://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/Ezilkannan/0011.jpg

The Siege of Jerusalem...........

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An obvious result........

https://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/Ezilkannan/0015.jpg

[ArcturUs]

and it time for celebration :D

https://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/Ezilkannan/0016.jpg

[Myth]

I'm sorry but I don't find your cheating amusing.

[Alrik]

I'm sorry but I don't find your cheating amusing.

Agreed, there's a lot of that in this thread, "look at me dominating everything by using the cheat mod from hell".

Worst is probably they guy who brags and says that he went slow and when people asked him how he says he's buying settlements early on...yeah right...maybe if you have a cheat mod and play on easy you might be able to buy something. He also claims that by offering alliances to factions he gets tons of money...yeah, like that'll ever happen... I've gotten a couple of K once, when barging in on Denmark with overwhelming force while having good realtions with them and being very early on, from offering an alliance, normally if they agree it's a matter of hundreds of florins not thousands you can get out of the deal. And that's if you play a saint so people like you.

[phonicsmonkey]

maybe if you have a cheat mod and play on easy you might be able to buy something.

I can't speak for whoever it is you're talking about but actually it is possible to buy settlements from the AI.

Check it out (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?87178-Moor-of-the-Shadows&highlight=moor+shadows)

[Alrik]

I can't speak for whoever it is you're talking about but actually it is possible to buy settlements from the AI.

Check it out (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?87178-Moor-of-the-Shadows&highlight=moor+shadows)

I know it is possible, but it insanely expensive, a lousy rebel settlement is in the region of tens of thousands of florins, not something you can do at the beginning to get a quick start. In your example I'm assuming you make a lot of cash and you're buying settlements from an ally as a means of conquring him without declaring war. The guy in here like I said did it to get a quick start. You don't have anywhere near the money needed to buy a settlement at the beginning, if you do, then you're cheating your arse off.

[phonicsmonkey]

You don't have anywhere near the money needed to buy a settlement at the beginning, if you do, then you're cheating your arse off.

Yeah fair enough

[ArcturUs]

King of Galilee wants to become the lord of dead sea lol
https://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/Ezilkannan/0026-1.jpg

WTF? He just died
https://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx24/Ezilkannan/resurec.jpg

[Jakob09]

there's an awesome vid on youtube, when 100+ gunners shoot on just 1 guy.. You can make a beautiful screenshot of the bullets ripping is back apart!
here, check it out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5jdANDMt7s&feature=BFa&list=HL1309810337&index=56

[Sp4]

I just started a HRE campaign and was besieging Venice, when a Venitian army that was hiding in the woods behind me and the one holed up in the city itself attacked.
After some fighting and dieing, I marched my units in some neat lines while waiting for the rest of the routing Venitians to leave the battlefield and came across this:

Make love not war <3

http://www.gamereplays.org/community/uploads/post-31520-1315589560.jpg

[phonicsmonkey]

aw, that's sweet

[A Nerd]

Can anyone tell me how to take screenshots in this game? I have the boxed version, not the steam one.

A Spain campaign is underway and had some nice ones but didn't know how to take pictures. After a few battles and the death of two of my princes in one turn, I broke Portugals back and can move on their cites. They have half of Iberia! :O

[phonicsmonkey]

Can anyone tell me how to take screenshots in this game? I have the boxed version, not the steam one.

A Spain campaign is underway and had some nice ones but didn't know how to take pictures. After a few battles and the death of two of my princes in one turn, I broke Portugals back and can move on their cites. They have half of Iberia! :O

Hit the Print Screen button and you'll see the screen contract for a second. The pic can be found in the "tgas" folder in your "MedievalTotalWar2" directory (same place as the saves etc) and you'll need to convert it to jpg or other more useful format before it can be uploaded most places. I use Irfanview for that, it's freeware.

[A Nerd]

Yay! Would MS Paint work?

Thanks! :)

[phonicsmonkey]

Yay! Would MS Paint work?

I think you can open tgas in paint but I'm not sure if you can save them as a different file type. But you could certainly try!

[A Nerd]

Cool! My current campaign is going to get lost as I am going to do a M2TW reinstall on another computer. But I think I will save the save game file now that I know where the save game is kept! :)

[Righteous Arrow]

I'm playing by steam, and every time i press print screen, I get my desktop image instead of the game! Can somenone help? Sorry if it is in the wrong thread!.

[Righteous Arrow]

ok, just saw "Press F12". Well, now I'll take some good screens \o/

[Myth]

I use Fraps to take screenshots. F10 there. It's convenient because they're all in one folder and it names them "Kingdoms-the date" etc.

[Thelonious]

https://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/h385/Thelonius1221/skull.jpg
Not that amusing, but interesting to note that these so called Mesoamerican Crystal Skulls were made in Europe in the 19th century. And what? +2 command against Muslims in Americas Campaign.

[Hamata]

God lives but not the army

[Nigel]

I think you can open tgas in paint but I'm not sure if you can save them as a different file type. But you could certainly try!


hmm, does not seem to work.
Any other tips on how to open the tga files or convert them to jpg or bmp or similar?

[ByzantineKnight]

hmm, does not seem to work.
Any other tips on how to open the tga files or convert them to jpg or bmp or similar?

IrfanView is a free program that works with tgas

[EB rocks]

:inquisitive:

[Tsar Alexsandr]

6899

So here's something amusing I found. While besieging Iverness two Scottish archers decided to have some sort of shooting contest while their comrades were busy fighting... xD

I'm not sure why they were shooting my tower lol. Perhaps it was some sort of carnival game? Perhaps the pre-battle libations were a bad strategy... who can say for sure? :laugh4:

[mrxirish]

Sounds awesome!

[RobN]

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[RobN]

https://imageshack.us/a/img717/4981/bitofaslope.png

Are those horses, or mountain goats?


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[Tsar Alexsandr]

8993

Verislav, the most Slavic of all Slavs.

Interestingly named rebel lol.

[Egypt]

10515

He lives though.

[Csargo]

https://youtu.be/505Mg9SCZFk