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Legosoldier
10-25-2008, 06:21
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were comsumed by Mr. Peanut
Rhyfelwyr
10-25-2008, 14:33
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were comsumed by Mr. Peanut before his death.
Yoyoma1910
10-25-2008, 17:52
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely
Rhyfelwyr
10-25-2008, 18:57
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur
Rhyfelwyr
10-25-2008, 23:43
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed
Megas Methuselah
10-26-2008, 00:06
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker
Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 00:27
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a
Megas Methuselah
10-26-2008, 02:22
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of
Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 02:24
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster
Legosoldier
10-26-2008, 07:21
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting
Megas Methuselah
10-26-2008, 09:00
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big
Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 14:02
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner.
Conqueror
10-26-2008, 16:30
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-26-2008, 17:37
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by
Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 18:41
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to
Megas Methuselah
10-26-2008, 19:47
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy
Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 21:25
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy, but only once.
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience
Megas Methuselah
10-26-2008, 22:08
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely!
Legosoldier
10-26-2008, 23:32
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy
Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 23:50
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where
Legosoldier
10-26-2008, 23:56
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere,
Legosoldier
10-27-2008, 00:02
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth.
(Instead of being with an Iron Fist. :P)
Megas Methuselah
10-27-2008, 00:27
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were
Legosoldier
10-27-2008, 03:31
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah
Megas Methuselah
10-27-2008, 04:25
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk.
:laugh:
Yoyoma1910
10-27-2008, 05:09
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns.
Megas Methuselah
10-27-2008, 05:11
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah
Yoyoma1910
10-27-2008, 05:14
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist
Megas Methuselah
10-27-2008, 05:30
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
Rhyfelwyr
10-27-2008, 13:20
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-27-2008, 15:39
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and
Rhyfelwyr
10-27-2008, 17:10
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is all.
Megas Methuselah
10-27-2008, 22:57
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on. :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
Rhyfelwyr
10-28-2008, 00:29
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the
Megas Methuselah
10-28-2008, 02:08
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr :wink:
King Jan III Sobieski
10-28-2008, 02:30
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario
Megas Methuselah
10-28-2008, 02:59
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so
Legosoldier
10-28-2008, 03:39
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi
Megas Methuselah
10-28-2008, 04:28
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy
Legosoldier
10-28-2008, 07:09
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over
Rhyfelwyr
10-28-2008, 19:39
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated
Legosoldier
10-28-2008, 23:22
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy.
Rhyfelwyr
10-28-2008, 23:50
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then
Legosoldier
10-29-2008, 02:00
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the
Megas Methuselah
10-29-2008, 04:15
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. :inquisitive:
Rhyfelwyr
10-29-2008, 17:39
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused
Legosoldier
10-29-2008, 23:28
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of
Rhyfelwyr
10-29-2008, 23:35
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama
Legosoldier
10-30-2008, 00:30
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi
Hooahguy
10-30-2008, 01:43
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted
Legosoldier
10-30-2008, 01:45
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the
Rhyfelwyr
10-30-2008, 17:54
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined
Hooahguy
10-30-2008, 20:17
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for
Legosoldier
10-30-2008, 20:22
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi
Megas Methuselah
10-30-2008, 21:05
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy
Legosoldier
10-30-2008, 21:22
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his
Rhyfelwyr
10-30-2008, 21:35
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a
Megas Methuselah
10-30-2008, 22:04
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. :inquisitive:
Rhyfelwyr
10-30-2008, 22:32
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then
Legosoldier
10-30-2008, 22:41
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge
Rhyfelwyr
10-30-2008, 22:48
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah
Yoyoma1910
10-30-2008, 23:12
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment
Rhyfelwyr
10-30-2008, 23:25
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to
Yoyoma1910
10-31-2008, 00:09
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry.
Megas Methuselah
10-31-2008, 02:46
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken
:laugh4: Thx alot for gaining up on me like a bunch of little girls...
Legosoldier
10-31-2008, 05:29
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed
Yoyoma1910
10-31-2008, 05:47
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere
Megas Methuselah
10-31-2008, 06:07
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's face.
Yoyoma1910
10-31-2008, 06:30
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpet
Megas Methuselah
10-31-2008, 07:33
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism
(Be wary that Joltaism is a true religion, with myself as god. It has some dozens of followers. :) )
Rhyfelwyr
10-31-2008, 13:05
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who
Yoyoma1910
10-31-2008, 14:27
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-31-2008, 15:06
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized
Yoyoma1910
10-31-2008, 19:29
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day
Rhyfelwyr
10-31-2008, 20:02
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah
Megas Methuselah
10-31-2008, 21:47
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. :dizzy2:
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-31-2008, 22:00
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said
Abokasee
10-31-2008, 22:22
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said: "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Rhyfelwyr
10-31-2008, 23:48
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-01-2008, 01:43
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee
Rhyfelwyr
11-01-2008, 01:50
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon
King Jan III Sobieski
11-01-2008, 04:42
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!"
Megas Methuselah
11-01-2008, 05:36
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk :barrel:
Rhyfelwyr
11-01-2008, 13:13
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.
Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.
Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.
But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.
Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.
Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.
Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast.
I think we need a new story now, this is getting difficult to copy/paste with each reply.
Yoyoma1910
11-01-2008, 17:56
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train
Rhyfelwyr
11-01-2008, 18:40
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!!
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-01-2008, 19:21
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no
Rhyfelwyr
11-01-2008, 19:49
t then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. :gah:
Megas Methuselah
11-01-2008, 20:18
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition
Rhyfelwyr
11-01-2008, 21:31
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays
Megas Methuselah
11-01-2008, 23:51
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy
Rhyfelwyr
11-01-2008, 23:57
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so
Legosoldier
11-02-2008, 01:57
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers
Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 02:06
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness
Legosoldier
11-02-2008, 02:19
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point
Hooahguy
11-02-2008, 02:37
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted
General Appo
11-02-2008, 02:54
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity
Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 03:06
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness
General Appo
11-02-2008, 03:09
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously
Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 03:28
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways,
General Appo
11-02-2008, 03:33
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme
Legosoldier
11-02-2008, 04:44
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks
Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2008, 09:56
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible,
Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 17:27
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible, like Rhyfelwyr's mom,
:clown: Oooooh, burn!
Legosoldier
11-02-2008, 17:30
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down
Abokasee
11-02-2008, 20:26
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred: In the beginning
TevashSzat
11-02-2008, 22:19
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced
Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2008, 22:41
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah
Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 22:43
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry,
Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2008, 22:46
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah.
Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 22:49
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, :smash:
Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2008, 22:52
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate
Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 22:55
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was
Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2008, 23:10
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother.
Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 23:31
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused :dizzy2:
Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2008, 23:33
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on
Legosoldier
11-02-2008, 23:53
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth
Rhyfelwyr
11-03-2008, 00:05
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He
Legosoldier
11-03-2008, 00:46
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high
[QUOTE=Legosoldier;2053055]Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100
Megas Methuselah
11-03-2008, 04:25
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr :clown:
Legosoldier
11-03-2008, 06:46
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger
Rhyfelwyr
11-03-2008, 11:17
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos
Rhyfelwyr
11-03-2008, 11:18
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast.
Conqueror
11-03-2008, 15:47
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies
Rhyfelwyr
11-03-2008, 17:59
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks
Megas Methuselah
11-03-2008, 22:41
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy :wacko:
Rhyfelwyr
11-03-2008, 23:05
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle
Rhyfelwyr
11-04-2008, 00:34
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate
Legosoldier
11-04-2008, 00:49
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were
Rhyfelwyr
11-04-2008, 18:38
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and
Megas Methuselah
11-04-2008, 21:19
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they :egypt:
Rhyfelwyr
11-04-2008, 21:45
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over
Megas Methuselah
11-04-2008, 22:06
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr
Rhyfelwyr
11-04-2008, 22:34
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all
Legosoldier
11-05-2008, 00:51
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny
Megas Methuselah
11-05-2008, 02:55
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs. :inquisitive:
Legosoldier
11-05-2008, 03:03
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-05-2008, 16:08
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes
Rhyfelwyr
11-05-2008, 16:21
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they
We're all so mature hehe...
Megas Methuselah
11-05-2008, 23:04
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they sexually assaulted Rhyfelwyr
Yeah, very mature. No matter.
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies
Rhyfelwyr
11-05-2008, 23:43
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves.
Since you both posted at the same time I think I'll stick with Shlin's versin...
Legosoldier
11-06-2008, 00:27
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over
Rhyfelwyr
11-06-2008, 00:37
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over
a box of
Legosoldier
11-06-2008, 00:50
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles
Megas Methuselah
11-06-2008, 01:45
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny
Legosoldier
11-06-2008, 02:12
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand
Megas Methuselah
11-06-2008, 02:18
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension
Legosoldier
11-06-2008, 02:47
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah
Megas Methuselah
11-06-2008, 04:11
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28
Legosoldier
11-06-2008, 06:42
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials
Megas Methuselah
11-07-2008, 02:39
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-07-2008, 16:01
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow
Rhyfelwyr
11-07-2008, 16:49
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer.
Abokasee
11-07-2008, 17:44
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa
Rhyfelwyr
11-07-2008, 21:43
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot
Megas Methuselah
11-07-2008, 22:39
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a
Rhyfelwyr
11-07-2008, 23:45
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled
Megas Methuselah
11-08-2008, 01:44
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on
King Jan III Sobieski
11-08-2008, 05:35
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Conqueror
11-08-2008, 10:50
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided
Rhyfelwyr
11-08-2008, 12:21
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra
Megas Methuselah
11-08-2008, 18:11
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice
Rhyfelwyr
11-08-2008, 19:09
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism
Legosoldier
11-08-2008, 22:56
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had
Rhyfelwyr
11-08-2008, 23:36
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So
Legosoldier
11-09-2008, 00:11
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until
Megas Methuselah
11-09-2008, 04:22
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided
Legosoldier
11-09-2008, 06:23
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday
Rhyfelwyr
11-09-2008, 12:24
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated.
Conqueror
11-09-2008, 17:16
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied
Rhyfelwyr
11-09-2008, 17:31
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-09-2008, 18:52
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen
Rhyfelwyr
11-09-2008, 19:31
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really
Megas Methuselah
11-09-2008, 20:45
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as
Rhyfelwyr
11-09-2008, 20:58
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's
Conqueror
11-09-2008, 22:25
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their
Rhyfelwyr
11-09-2008, 23:14
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After
Legosoldier
11-10-2008, 00:05
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years
Yoyoma1910
11-10-2008, 00:28
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses
Rhyfelwyr
11-10-2008, 12:16
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris
Legosoldier
11-10-2008, 20:08
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in
Rhyfelwyr
11-10-2008, 20:26
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole
Yoyoma1910
11-10-2008, 21:35
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England
Rhyfelwyr
11-10-2008, 22:30
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons
Legosoldier
11-11-2008, 00:16
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds
Rhyfelwyr
11-11-2008, 00:25
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-11-2008, 17:26
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that
Rhyfelwyr
11-11-2008, 18:03
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He"
Yoyoma1910
11-11-2008, 18:23
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the
Rhyfelwyr
11-11-2008, 19:10
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for
Legosoldier
11-11-2008, 22:06
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who
Rhyfelwyr
11-11-2008, 22:08
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know
If its hyphonated its counts as one word :tongue2:
Legosoldier
11-11-2008, 22:11
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of
Rhyfelwyr
11-11-2008, 22:31
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister.
Yoyoma1910
11-11-2008, 22:39
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer
Rhyfelwyr
11-11-2008, 23:31
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-12-2008, 20:46
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with
Rhyfelwyr
11-12-2008, 21:46
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then
Was it avoidable... oh well at least it wasn't the Mouth of Sauron character...
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits
Rhyfelwyr
11-12-2008, 23:04
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with
Legosoldier
11-13-2008, 00:48
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music
Conqueror
11-13-2008, 12:05
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Rhyfelwyr
11-13-2008, 17:20
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji,
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-13-2008, 20:34
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina (:laugh4:)
Rhyfelwyr
11-13-2008, 21:11
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically.
Hooahguy
11-13-2008, 22:14
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove
Rhyfelwyr
11-13-2008, 22:20
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken
Legosoldier
11-14-2008, 00:36
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt
King Jan III Sobieski
11-14-2008, 03:05
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were
Legosoldier
11-14-2008, 03:16
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Phillip II and who-must-not-be-named
Conqueror
11-14-2008, 12:43
Legosoldier, you added "eaten by" and then 4 more words (5 more if you count the "II" as a word). Nevermind the liberal hyphenation to make the final word. :whip:
So I'm going to fix it to three words by cutting back to the "King" :sneaky:
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But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short
Rhyfelwyr
11-14-2008, 14:32
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very
Hooahguy
11-14-2008, 17:44
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was
Rhyfelwyr
11-14-2008, 19:41
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!!
Legosoldier
11-15-2008, 08:27
Legosoldier, you added "eaten by" and then 4 more words (5 more if you count the "II" as a word). Nevermind the liberal hyphenation to make the final word. :whip:
So I'm going to fix it to three words by cutting back to the "King" :sneaky:
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Sorry... I didn't see that...:sorry:
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But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned
Rhyfelwyr
11-15-2008, 15:17
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-15-2008, 17:21
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate
Conqueror
11-15-2008, 17:45
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily.
Rhyfelwyr
11-15-2008, 18:28
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins
TWFanatic
11-15-2008, 19:22
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel
Rhyfelwyr
11-15-2008, 21:15
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers
Legosoldier
11-16-2008, 02:02
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin
Abokasee
11-16-2008, 08:53
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned
Conqueror
11-16-2008, 10:10
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no
Rhyfelwyr
11-16-2008, 13:19
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously
TWFanatic
11-16-2008, 16:05
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery
Abokasee
11-16-2008, 18:05
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning
Rhyfelwyr
11-16-2008, 18:09
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words
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