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Legosoldier
10-25-2008, 06:21
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were comsumed by Mr. Peanut

Rhyfelwyr
10-25-2008, 14:33
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were comsumed by Mr. Peanut before his death.

Yoyoma1910
10-25-2008, 17:52
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely

Rhyfelwyr
10-25-2008, 18:57
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia

shlin28
10-25-2008, 21:50
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur

Rhyfelwyr
10-25-2008, 23:43
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus

Jolt
10-25-2008, 23:56
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed

Megas Methuselah
10-26-2008, 00:06
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker

Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 00:27
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a

Megas Methuselah
10-26-2008, 02:22
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of

Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 02:24
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster

Legosoldier
10-26-2008, 07:21
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting

Megas Methuselah
10-26-2008, 09:00
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big

Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 14:02
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner.

Conqueror
10-26-2008, 16:30
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-26-2008, 17:37
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by

Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 18:41
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards

Jolt
10-26-2008, 18:42
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to

Megas Methuselah
10-26-2008, 19:47
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy

Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 21:25
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy, but only once.

shlin28
10-26-2008, 21:48
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience

Megas Methuselah
10-26-2008, 22:08
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely!

Legosoldier
10-26-2008, 23:32
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy

Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 23:50
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where

Legosoldier
10-26-2008, 23:56
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his

Jolt
10-26-2008, 23:58
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere,

Legosoldier
10-27-2008, 00:02
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia

Jolt
10-27-2008, 00:06
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth.

(Instead of being with an Iron Fist. :P)

Megas Methuselah
10-27-2008, 00:27
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were

Legosoldier
10-27-2008, 03:31
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah

Megas Methuselah
10-27-2008, 04:25
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk.

:laugh:

Yoyoma1910
10-27-2008, 05:09
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns.

Megas Methuselah
10-27-2008, 05:11
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah

Yoyoma1910
10-27-2008, 05:14
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist

Megas Methuselah
10-27-2008, 05:30
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive

Rhyfelwyr
10-27-2008, 13:20
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-27-2008, 15:39
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and

Rhyfelwyr
10-27-2008, 17:10
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is all.

Megas Methuselah
10-27-2008, 22:57
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on. :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Rhyfelwyr
10-28-2008, 00:29
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the

Megas Methuselah
10-28-2008, 02:08
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr :wink:

King Jan III Sobieski
10-28-2008, 02:30
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario

Megas Methuselah
10-28-2008, 02:59
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so

Legosoldier
10-28-2008, 03:39
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi

Megas Methuselah
10-28-2008, 04:28
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy

Legosoldier
10-28-2008, 07:09
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason

shlin28
10-28-2008, 12:47
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red

Taurus
10-28-2008, 13:37
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over

Rhyfelwyr
10-28-2008, 19:39
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated

Legosoldier
10-28-2008, 23:22
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy.

Rhyfelwyr
10-28-2008, 23:50
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then

Legosoldier
10-29-2008, 02:00
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the

Megas Methuselah
10-29-2008, 04:15
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. :inquisitive:

Rhyfelwyr
10-29-2008, 17:39
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused

Legosoldier
10-29-2008, 23:28
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of

Rhyfelwyr
10-29-2008, 23:35
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama

Legosoldier
10-30-2008, 00:30
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi

Hooahguy
10-30-2008, 01:43
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted

Legosoldier
10-30-2008, 01:45
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the

Rhyfelwyr
10-30-2008, 17:54
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone

shlin28
10-30-2008, 20:05
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined

Hooahguy
10-30-2008, 20:17
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for

Legosoldier
10-30-2008, 20:22
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi

Megas Methuselah
10-30-2008, 21:05
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy

Legosoldier
10-30-2008, 21:22
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his

Rhyfelwyr
10-30-2008, 21:35
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a

Megas Methuselah
10-30-2008, 22:04
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. :inquisitive:

Rhyfelwyr
10-30-2008, 22:32
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then

Legosoldier
10-30-2008, 22:41
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge

Rhyfelwyr
10-30-2008, 22:48
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah

Yoyoma1910
10-30-2008, 23:12
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment

Rhyfelwyr
10-30-2008, 23:25
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to

Yoyoma1910
10-31-2008, 00:09
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry.

Megas Methuselah
10-31-2008, 02:46
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken


:laugh4: Thx alot for gaining up on me like a bunch of little girls...

Legosoldier
10-31-2008, 05:29
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed

Yoyoma1910
10-31-2008, 05:47
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere

Megas Methuselah
10-31-2008, 06:07
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's face.

Yoyoma1910
10-31-2008, 06:30
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpet

Megas Methuselah
10-31-2008, 07:33
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As

Jolt
10-31-2008, 12:31
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism

(Be wary that Joltaism is a true religion, with myself as god. It has some dozens of followers. :) )

Rhyfelwyr
10-31-2008, 13:05
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a

shlin28
10-31-2008, 13:59
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who

Yoyoma1910
10-31-2008, 14:27
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-31-2008, 15:06
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee

Jolt
10-31-2008, 18:09
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized

Yoyoma1910
10-31-2008, 19:29
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day

Rhyfelwyr
10-31-2008, 20:02
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah

Megas Methuselah
10-31-2008, 21:47
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. :dizzy2:

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-31-2008, 22:00
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said

Abokasee
10-31-2008, 22:22
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said: "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Rhyfelwyr
10-31-2008, 23:48
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-01-2008, 01:43
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee

Rhyfelwyr
11-01-2008, 01:50
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon

King Jan III Sobieski
11-01-2008, 04:42
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!"

Megas Methuselah
11-01-2008, 05:36
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk :barrel:

Rhyfelwyr
11-01-2008, 13:13
In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast.

I think we need a new story now, this is getting difficult to copy/paste with each reply.

Yoyoma1910
11-01-2008, 17:56
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train

Rhyfelwyr
11-01-2008, 18:40
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!!

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-01-2008, 19:21
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no

Rhyfelwyr
11-01-2008, 19:49
t then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. :gah:

Megas Methuselah
11-01-2008, 20:18
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused

shlin28
11-01-2008, 20:43
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition

Rhyfelwyr
11-01-2008, 21:31
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays

Megas Methuselah
11-01-2008, 23:51
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy

Rhyfelwyr
11-01-2008, 23:57
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so

Legosoldier
11-02-2008, 01:57
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers

Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 02:06
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness

Legosoldier
11-02-2008, 02:19
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point

Hooahguy
11-02-2008, 02:37
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted

General Appo
11-02-2008, 02:54
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity

Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 03:06
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness

General Appo
11-02-2008, 03:09
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously

Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 03:28
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways,

General Appo
11-02-2008, 03:33
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme

Legosoldier
11-02-2008, 04:44
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks

Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2008, 09:56
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible,

Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 17:27
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible, like Rhyfelwyr's mom,

:clown: Oooooh, burn!

Legosoldier
11-02-2008, 17:30
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down

Abokasee
11-02-2008, 20:26
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:

shlin28
11-02-2008, 22:17
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred: In the beginning

TevashSzat
11-02-2008, 22:19
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced

Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2008, 22:41
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah

Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 22:43
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry,

Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2008, 22:46
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah.

Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 22:49
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, :smash:

Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2008, 22:52
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate

Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 22:55
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was

Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2008, 23:10
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother.

Megas Methuselah
11-02-2008, 23:31
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused :dizzy2:

Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2008, 23:33
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on

Legosoldier
11-02-2008, 23:53
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth

Rhyfelwyr
11-03-2008, 00:05
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He

Legosoldier
11-03-2008, 00:46
Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high

Ice
11-03-2008, 02:02
[QUOTE=Legosoldier;2053055]Butt then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100

Megas Methuselah
11-03-2008, 04:25
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr :clown:

Legosoldier
11-03-2008, 06:46
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger

Rhyfelwyr
11-03-2008, 11:17
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty

Jolt
11-03-2008, 11:18
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos

Rhyfelwyr
11-03-2008, 11:18
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast.

Conqueror
11-03-2008, 15:47
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies

Rhyfelwyr
11-03-2008, 17:59
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks

Megas Methuselah
11-03-2008, 22:41
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy :wacko:

Rhyfelwyr
11-03-2008, 23:05
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much.

shlin28
11-03-2008, 23:09
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle

Rhyfelwyr
11-04-2008, 00:34
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate

Legosoldier
11-04-2008, 00:49
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied

Jolt
11-04-2008, 11:52
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were

Rhyfelwyr
11-04-2008, 18:38
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and

Megas Methuselah
11-04-2008, 21:19
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they :egypt:

Rhyfelwyr
11-04-2008, 21:45
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over

Megas Methuselah
11-04-2008, 22:06
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr

Rhyfelwyr
11-04-2008, 22:34
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all

Legosoldier
11-05-2008, 00:51
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny

Megas Methuselah
11-05-2008, 02:55
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs. :inquisitive:

Legosoldier
11-05-2008, 03:03
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-05-2008, 16:08
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes

Rhyfelwyr
11-05-2008, 16:21
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they

We're all so mature hehe...

Megas Methuselah
11-05-2008, 23:04
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they sexually assaulted Rhyfelwyr

Yeah, very mature. No matter.

shlin28
11-05-2008, 23:06
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies

Rhyfelwyr
11-05-2008, 23:43
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves.

Since you both posted at the same time I think I'll stick with Shlin's versin...

Legosoldier
11-06-2008, 00:27
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over

Rhyfelwyr
11-06-2008, 00:37
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over
a box of

Legosoldier
11-06-2008, 00:50
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles

Megas Methuselah
11-06-2008, 01:45
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny

Legosoldier
11-06-2008, 02:12
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand

Megas Methuselah
11-06-2008, 02:18
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension

Legosoldier
11-06-2008, 02:47
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah

Megas Methuselah
11-06-2008, 04:11
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28

Legosoldier
11-06-2008, 06:42
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials

Megas Methuselah
11-07-2008, 02:39
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-07-2008, 16:01
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow

Rhyfelwyr
11-07-2008, 16:49
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer.

Abokasee
11-07-2008, 17:44
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa

Rhyfelwyr
11-07-2008, 21:43
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot

Megas Methuselah
11-07-2008, 22:39
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a

Rhyfelwyr
11-07-2008, 23:45
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled

Megas Methuselah
11-08-2008, 01:44
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on

King Jan III Sobieski
11-08-2008, 05:35
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Conqueror
11-08-2008, 10:50
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided

Rhyfelwyr
11-08-2008, 12:21
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra

Megas Methuselah
11-08-2008, 18:11
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice

Rhyfelwyr
11-08-2008, 19:09
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism

Legosoldier
11-08-2008, 22:56
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had

Rhyfelwyr
11-08-2008, 23:36
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So

Legosoldier
11-09-2008, 00:11
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until

Megas Methuselah
11-09-2008, 04:22
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided

Legosoldier
11-09-2008, 06:23
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday

Rhyfelwyr
11-09-2008, 12:24
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee

Jolt
11-09-2008, 14:41
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated.

Conqueror
11-09-2008, 17:16
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied

Rhyfelwyr
11-09-2008, 17:31
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-09-2008, 18:52
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen

Rhyfelwyr
11-09-2008, 19:31
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts

shlin28
11-09-2008, 20:41
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really

Megas Methuselah
11-09-2008, 20:45
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as

Rhyfelwyr
11-09-2008, 20:58
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's

Conqueror
11-09-2008, 22:25
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their

Rhyfelwyr
11-09-2008, 23:14
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After

Legosoldier
11-10-2008, 00:05
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years

Yoyoma1910
11-10-2008, 00:28
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses

Rhyfelwyr
11-10-2008, 12:16
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris

Legosoldier
11-10-2008, 20:08
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in

Rhyfelwyr
11-10-2008, 20:26
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole

Yoyoma1910
11-10-2008, 21:35
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England

Rhyfelwyr
11-10-2008, 22:30
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons

Legosoldier
11-11-2008, 00:16
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds

Rhyfelwyr
11-11-2008, 00:25
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality.

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-11-2008, 17:26
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that

Rhyfelwyr
11-11-2008, 18:03
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He"

Yoyoma1910
11-11-2008, 18:23
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the

Rhyfelwyr
11-11-2008, 19:10
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for

Legosoldier
11-11-2008, 22:06
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who

Rhyfelwyr
11-11-2008, 22:08
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know

If its hyphonated its counts as one word :tongue2:

Legosoldier
11-11-2008, 22:11
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of

Rhyfelwyr
11-11-2008, 22:31
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister.

Yoyoma1910
11-11-2008, 22:39
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer

Rhyfelwyr
11-11-2008, 23:31
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-12-2008, 20:46
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with

Rhyfelwyr
11-12-2008, 21:46
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then

Was it avoidable... oh well at least it wasn't the Mouth of Sauron character...

shlin28
11-12-2008, 22:49
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits

Rhyfelwyr
11-12-2008, 23:04
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with

Legosoldier
11-13-2008, 00:48
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music

Conqueror
11-13-2008, 12:05
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Rhyfelwyr
11-13-2008, 17:20
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji,

shlin28
11-13-2008, 20:22
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-13-2008, 20:34
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina (:laugh4:)

Rhyfelwyr
11-13-2008, 21:11
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically.

Hooahguy
11-13-2008, 22:14
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove

Rhyfelwyr
11-13-2008, 22:20
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken

Legosoldier
11-14-2008, 00:36
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt

King Jan III Sobieski
11-14-2008, 03:05
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were

Legosoldier
11-14-2008, 03:16
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Phillip II and who-must-not-be-named

Conqueror
11-14-2008, 12:43
Legosoldier, you added "eaten by" and then 4 more words (5 more if you count the "II" as a word). Nevermind the liberal hyphenation to make the final word. :whip:

So I'm going to fix it to three words by cutting back to the "King" :sneaky:

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But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short

Rhyfelwyr
11-14-2008, 14:32
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very

Hooahguy
11-14-2008, 17:44
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was

Rhyfelwyr
11-14-2008, 19:41
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!!

Legosoldier
11-15-2008, 08:27
Legosoldier, you added "eaten by" and then 4 more words (5 more if you count the "II" as a word). Nevermind the liberal hyphenation to make the final word. :whip:

So I'm going to fix it to three words by cutting back to the "King" :sneaky:

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Sorry... I didn't see that...:sorry:


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But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned

Rhyfelwyr
11-15-2008, 15:17
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-15-2008, 17:21
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate

Conqueror
11-15-2008, 17:45
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily.

Rhyfelwyr
11-15-2008, 18:28
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins

TWFanatic
11-15-2008, 19:22
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel

Rhyfelwyr
11-15-2008, 21:15
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers

Legosoldier
11-16-2008, 02:02
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin

Abokasee
11-16-2008, 08:53
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.

When reality returned

Conqueror
11-16-2008, 10:10
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.

When reality returned to Wonderland, no

Rhyfelwyr
11-16-2008, 13:19
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.

When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously

TWFanatic
11-16-2008, 16:05
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.

When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery

Abokasee
11-16-2008, 18:05
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.

When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning

Rhyfelwyr
11-16-2008, 18:09
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"

Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.

Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.

Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.

Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.

Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.

When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words