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Omanes Alexandrapolites
06-02-2007, 13:47
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe thread and totally
Omanes Alexandrapolites
06-03-2007, 09:56
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into
I Am Herenow
06-03-2007, 10:15
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous
Rodion Romanovich
06-05-2007, 20:36
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****.
I Am Herenow
06-05-2007, 20:44
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said,
Rodion Romanovich
06-06-2007, 07:56
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, we are here
Boyar Son
06-13-2007, 01:26
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, we are here we are queer
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, we are here we are queer and proud of
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!"
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonderbrought some pie and threw them
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined
I Am Herenow
06-14-2007, 16:56
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo , aggravating the persians, who were his
I Am Herenow
06-16-2007, 17:26
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory
Rodion Romanovich
06-17-2007, 13:02
Only 3 words! :shrug:
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated
:embarassed: sorry!
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple
Rodion Romanovich
06-17-2007, 16:23
No problem! ~:grouphug:
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles
Conqueror
06-17-2007, 19:39
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB
Rodion Romanovich
06-17-2007, 20:32
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but
I Am Herenow
06-18-2007, 18:32
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen
I Am Herenow
06-18-2007, 19:10
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed
Jubal_Barca
06-18-2007, 21:08
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice
Rodion Romanovich
06-18-2007, 21:10
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboardcovered with mayonaise which was laced
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboardcovered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna
Avicenna
06-19-2007, 20:13
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboardcovered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar
Rodion Romanovich
06-20-2007, 18:03
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date.
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out.
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high
Rodion Romanovich
06-20-2007, 20:08
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave
Rodion Romanovich
06-20-2007, 20:23
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted
Rodion Romanovich
06-20-2007, 20:26
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in
Rodion Romanovich
06-20-2007, 20:30
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers.
Tschüß!
Erich
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos
Tschüß!
Erich
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly
Rodion Romanovich
06-22-2007, 10:23
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed street
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were
Conqueror
06-22-2007, 20:53
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas
Tschüß!
Erich
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy
Rodion Romanovich
06-23-2007, 11:27
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned
Rodion Romanovich
06-23-2007, 13:51
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food
TevashSzat
06-23-2007, 14:03
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in
Rodion Romanovich
06-23-2007, 18:08
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's
Lorenzo_H
06-23-2007, 18:39
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food.
Tschüß!
Erich
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America
Conqueror
06-24-2007, 16:58
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in
Rodion Romanovich
06-24-2007, 17:15
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
06-24-2007, 19:41
here was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious
Rodion Romanovich
06-25-2007, 19:42
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also
Conqueror
06-25-2007, 20:43
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens
Rodion Romanovich
06-25-2007, 22:12
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese,
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
06-25-2007, 22:15
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in
Rodion Romanovich
06-26-2007, 17:32
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid
Conqueror
06-26-2007, 17:36
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots.
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan
Rodion Romanovich
06-27-2007, 19:02
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard
Rodion Romanovich
07-02-2007, 10:17
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children
Rodion Romanovich
07-02-2007, 20:14
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly.
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal,
Rodion Romanovich
07-08-2007, 09:41
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant
Rodion Romanovich
07-08-2007, 13:38
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants
Rodion Romanovich
07-08-2007, 18:09
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree.
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children.
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the
Rodion Romanovich
07-10-2007, 13:18
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
07-10-2007, 15:04
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by
edyzmedieval
07-10-2007, 15:17
the Bartix Forces
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forces under the command
edyzmedieval
07-10-2007, 15:19
of Abokasee and
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the
edyzmedieval
07-11-2007, 17:39
entire army collapsed
Rodion Romanovich
07-11-2007, 18:00
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must
(please copy+paste the earlier parts of the story to make it easier for the next poster!)
Conqueror
07-11-2007, 18:36
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone
Rodion Romanovich
07-12-2007, 20:47
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on
Omanes Alexandrapolites
07-13-2007, 06:46
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This
Rodion Romanovich
07-13-2007, 10:12
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth
Rodion Romanovich
07-13-2007, 19:05
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then
Rodion Romanovich
07-14-2007, 09:14
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but
Rodion Romanovich
07-14-2007, 10:42
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I
Omanes Alexandrapolites
07-14-2007, 12:30
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes
Rodion Romanovich
07-14-2007, 15:45
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes,
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely
Rodion Romanovich
07-15-2007, 09:53
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He
Rodion Romanovich
07-15-2007, 11:01
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however:
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
07-15-2007, 20:17
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon
edyzmedieval
07-16-2007, 17:11
the fantastic masterpiece
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes.
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear
Tschüß!
Erich
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would last
Tschüß!
Erich
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would last for three half-minutes
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would
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07-21-2007, 10:32
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain.
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, wherethey eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians
Conqueror
07-22-2007, 14:54
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, wherethey eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, wherethey eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic, leaving behind thousands
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to
edyzmedieval
07-23-2007, 09:53
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There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing war
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing war with earth humans.
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians
Conqueror
07-23-2007, 17:47
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas
Conqueror
07-25-2007, 20:56
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.
Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.
Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!
So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere.Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending
Omanes Alexandrapolites
07-26-2007, 21:41
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
07-29-2007, 15:26
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded......
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a mad
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a mad waffle nut, Bob
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time
Rodion Romanovich
08-02-2007, 20:37
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of
Abokasee
08-03-2007, 16:10
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen
Rodion Romanovich
08-03-2007, 17:13
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix
Conqueror
08-03-2007, 20:47
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks.
Rodion Romanovich
08-03-2007, 20:51
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus,
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated
Rodion Romanovich
08-04-2007, 19:35
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another
Conqueror
08-04-2007, 20:18
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples
Abokasee
08-05-2007, 13:46
and three wishesWaffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree
and three wishesWaffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey
Rodion Romanovich
08-07-2007, 20:54
and three wishesWaffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with
and three wishesWaffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck
Rodion Romanovich
08-08-2007, 18:16
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once,
Abokasee
08-08-2007, 18:49
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven
Abokasee
08-10-2007, 19:13
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven sea like ninjas
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven sea like ninjas lords, but a
Abokasee
08-12-2007, 12:57
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven sea like ninjas lords, but a alternative theory of
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven sea like ninjas lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by
Boyar Son
08-19-2007, 01:28
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians
Rodion Romanovich
08-19-2007, 12:43
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks.
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across
Rodion Romanovich
08-19-2007, 18:54
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage
Rodion Romanovich
08-20-2007, 16:12
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star
Conqueror
08-20-2007, 20:36
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn
edyzmedieval
08-20-2007, 20:53
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Rodion Romanovich
08-21-2007, 10:10
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's
Rodion Romanovich
08-21-2007, 14:18
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of
Abokasee
08-21-2007, 21:48
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force
Conqueror
08-22-2007, 18:18
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys
Rodion Romanovich
08-22-2007, 18:36
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas
Rodion Romanovich
08-23-2007, 12:58
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for
Conqueror
08-23-2007, 16:17
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!"
Rodion Romanovich
08-23-2007, 16:21
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid
Rodion Romanovich
08-24-2007, 14:06
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid of the moon people
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid of the moon people, their capital city
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid of the moon people, their capital city
AND Royal Family
Rodion Romanovich
08-25-2007, 13:57
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid of the moon people, their capital city AND Royal Family!"
For the first
Abokasee
08-25-2007, 19:31
For the first, time ever in
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the
Rodion Romanovich
08-26-2007, 13:24
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet,
Abokasee
08-27-2007, 14:42
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which
Rodion Romanovich
08-27-2007, 20:05
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken.
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor
Boyar Son
08-28-2007, 02:21
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and
Conqueror
08-28-2007, 16:59
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council
Rodion Romanovich
08-29-2007, 20:29
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's
Boyar Son
08-30-2007, 00:15
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents,
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out
Rodion Romanovich
08-30-2007, 08:49
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and
Abokasee
09-01-2007, 11:07
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet, ruining all languages
Boyar Son
09-01-2007, 23:18
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet, ruining all languages Slin28 decided to
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet, ruining all languages Slin28 decided to build a useful
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet, ruining all languages Slin28 decided to build a useful electronic dictionary so
Rodion Romanovich
09-02-2007, 08:59
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet, ruining all languages. Slin28 decided to build a useful electronic dictionary so he could find
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet, ruining all languages. Slin28 decided to build a useful electronic dictionary so he could find the meaning of
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