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Omanes Alexandrapolites
06-02-2007, 13:47
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe

shlin28
06-02-2007, 17:23
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe thread and totally

Omanes Alexandrapolites
06-03-2007, 09:56
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into

I Am Herenow
06-03-2007, 10:15
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile

shlin28
06-03-2007, 14:00
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous

Rodion Romanovich
06-05-2007, 20:36
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****.

I Am Herenow
06-05-2007, 20:44
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said,

Rodion Romanovich
06-06-2007, 07:56
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, we are here

Boyar Son
06-13-2007, 01:26
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, we are here we are queer

shlin28
06-13-2007, 16:35
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, we are here we are queer and proud of

Motep
06-13-2007, 16:49
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!"

Decker
06-13-2007, 17:02
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder

Motep
06-13-2007, 17:11
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie

shlin28
06-13-2007, 17:13
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonderbrought some pie and threw them

Motep
06-13-2007, 18:14
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep

shlin28
06-14-2007, 16:49
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined

I Am Herenow
06-14-2007, 16:56
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo

Motep
06-14-2007, 21:37
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians

shlin28
06-16-2007, 10:33
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo , aggravating the persians, who were his

I Am Herenow
06-16-2007, 17:26
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke

Motep
06-17-2007, 09:12
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs

shlin28
06-17-2007, 12:38
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory

Rodion Romanovich
06-17-2007, 13:02
Only 3 words! :shrug:


There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated

shlin28
06-17-2007, 15:16
:embarassed: sorry!


There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple

Rodion Romanovich
06-17-2007, 16:23
No problem! ~:grouphug:

There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against

Fwapper
06-17-2007, 19:38
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles

Conqueror
06-17-2007, 19:39
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in

Fwapper
06-17-2007, 19:45
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB

Rodion Romanovich
06-17-2007, 20:32
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door

Fwapper
06-17-2007, 20:43
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a

shlin28
06-18-2007, 17:27
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but

I Am Herenow
06-18-2007, 18:32
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was

shlin28
06-18-2007, 18:35
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen

I Am Herenow
06-18-2007, 19:10
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed

Jubal_Barca
06-18-2007, 21:08
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice

Rodion Romanovich
06-18-2007, 21:10
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny

Motep
06-18-2007, 23:50
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate

Fwapper
06-19-2007, 09:48
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard

Motep
06-19-2007, 16:18
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise

shlin28
06-19-2007, 16:37
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboardcovered with mayonaise which was laced

Motep
06-19-2007, 19:46
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboardcovered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna

Avicenna
06-19-2007, 20:13
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboardcovered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy

Fwapper
06-19-2007, 21:43
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar

Motep
06-20-2007, 17:22
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up

Fwapper
06-20-2007, 17:57
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar

Rodion Romanovich
06-20-2007, 18:03
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months

Fwapper
06-20-2007, 18:34
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date.

Motep
06-20-2007, 19:47
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out.

Fwapper
06-20-2007, 19:50
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto

shlin28
06-20-2007, 19:57
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaenous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman

Fwapper
06-20-2007, 20:02
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high

Rodion Romanovich
06-20-2007, 20:08
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic

Fwapper
06-20-2007, 20:22
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave

Rodion Romanovich
06-20-2007, 20:23
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce

Fwapper
06-20-2007, 20:25
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted

Rodion Romanovich
06-20-2007, 20:26
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing

Fwapper
06-20-2007, 20:28
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in

Rodion Romanovich
06-20-2007, 20:30
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce

Fwapper
06-20-2007, 20:35
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten

Fußball
06-21-2007, 08:56
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers.

Tschüß!
Erich

Fwapper
06-21-2007, 16:15
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then

Fußball
06-21-2007, 16:24
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos

Tschüß!
Erich

shlin28
06-21-2007, 16:37
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly

Rodion Romanovich
06-22-2007, 10:23
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of

shlin28
06-22-2007, 16:21
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed street

Fwapper
06-22-2007, 16:45
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were

Conqueror
06-22-2007, 20:53
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens

Fußball
06-22-2007, 21:21
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas

Tschüß!
Erich

shlin28
06-23-2007, 09:00
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy

Rodion Romanovich
06-23-2007, 11:27
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold

Fwapper
06-23-2007, 11:47
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans

shlin28
06-23-2007, 13:27
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned

Rodion Romanovich
06-23-2007, 13:51
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food

TevashSzat
06-23-2007, 14:03
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made

shlin28
06-23-2007, 15:38
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in

Rodion Romanovich
06-23-2007, 18:08
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's

Lorenzo_H
06-23-2007, 18:39
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse

shlin28
06-23-2007, 18:59
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made

Fußball
06-24-2007, 04:48
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food.

Tschüß!
Erich

shlin28
06-24-2007, 14:21
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America

Conqueror
06-24-2007, 16:58
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in

Rodion Romanovich
06-24-2007, 17:15
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
06-24-2007, 19:41
here was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and

shlin28
06-25-2007, 18:20
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious

Rodion Romanovich
06-25-2007, 19:42
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small

shlin28
06-25-2007, 19:55
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also

Conqueror
06-25-2007, 20:43
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens

Rodion Romanovich
06-25-2007, 22:12
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese,

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
06-25-2007, 22:15
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big

shlin28
06-26-2007, 16:36
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in

Rodion Romanovich
06-26-2007, 17:32
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid

Conqueror
06-26-2007, 17:36
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots.

shlin28
06-27-2007, 16:58
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan

Rodion Romanovich
06-27-2007, 19:02
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south

shlin28
06-30-2007, 17:15
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28

Motep
07-02-2007, 07:10
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard

Rodion Romanovich
07-02-2007, 10:17
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake

shlin28
07-02-2007, 15:46
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children

Rodion Romanovich
07-02-2007, 20:14
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old

Motep
07-05-2007, 05:23
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly.

shlin28
07-05-2007, 09:53
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice

Motep
07-08-2007, 01:22
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal,

Rodion Romanovich
07-08-2007, 09:41
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate

shlin28
07-08-2007, 11:48
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant

Rodion Romanovich
07-08-2007, 13:38
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its

shlin28
07-08-2007, 14:59
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants

Rodion Romanovich
07-08-2007, 18:09
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree.

Motep
07-09-2007, 03:21
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed

shlin28
07-09-2007, 12:48
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids

Motep
07-10-2007, 04:56
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children.

shlin28
07-10-2007, 10:49
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the

Rodion Romanovich
07-10-2007, 13:18
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
07-10-2007, 15:04
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by

edyzmedieval
07-10-2007, 15:17
the Bartix Forces

shlin28
07-10-2007, 15:18
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forces under the command

edyzmedieval
07-10-2007, 15:19
of Abokasee and

shlin28
07-11-2007, 16:33
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the

edyzmedieval
07-11-2007, 17:39
entire army collapsed

Rodion Romanovich
07-11-2007, 18:00
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must

(please copy+paste the earlier parts of the story to make it easier for the next poster!)

Conqueror
07-11-2007, 18:36
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace

shlin28
07-12-2007, 16:18
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone

Rodion Romanovich
07-12-2007, 20:47
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on

Omanes Alexandrapolites
07-13-2007, 06:46
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This

Rodion Romanovich
07-13-2007, 10:12
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture

shlin28
07-13-2007, 16:51
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth

Rodion Romanovich
07-13-2007, 19:05
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations

shlin28
07-13-2007, 21:29
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then

Rodion Romanovich
07-14-2007, 09:14
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will

shlin28
07-14-2007, 10:39
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but

Rodion Romanovich
07-14-2007, 10:42
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I

Omanes Alexandrapolites
07-14-2007, 12:30
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping

shlin28
07-14-2007, 15:29
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes

Rodion Romanovich
07-14-2007, 15:45
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes,

shlin28
07-14-2007, 21:18
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely

Rodion Romanovich
07-15-2007, 09:53
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the

shlin28
07-15-2007, 10:04
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He

Rodion Romanovich
07-15-2007, 11:01
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however:

shlin28
07-15-2007, 20:13
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
07-15-2007, 20:17
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews

Motep
07-16-2007, 06:36
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon

edyzmedieval
07-16-2007, 17:11
the fantastic masterpiece

shlin28
07-16-2007, 17:23
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of

Motep
07-17-2007, 17:30
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes.

Fußball
07-17-2007, 20:02
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear

Tschüß!
Erich

shlin28
07-18-2007, 16:44
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution

Fußball
07-18-2007, 22:27
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would last

Tschüß!
Erich

Motep
07-19-2007, 04:53
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would last for three half-minutes

shlin28
07-20-2007, 12:03
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of

Motep
07-20-2007, 22:03
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would

Conqueror
07-21-2007, 10:32
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels

shlin28
07-21-2007, 20:22
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where

Motep
07-22-2007, 01:15
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain.

shlin28
07-22-2007, 13:29
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, wherethey eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians

Conqueror
07-22-2007, 14:54
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, wherethey eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic

shlin28
07-22-2007, 16:32
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, wherethey eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic, leaving behind thousands

Motep
07-23-2007, 04:13
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to

edyzmedieval
07-23-2007, 09:53
get ready for

shlin28
07-23-2007, 10:41
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing war

Motep
07-23-2007, 16:57
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing war with earth humans.

shlin28
07-23-2007, 17:24
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes

Motep
07-23-2007, 17:29
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians

Conqueror
07-23-2007, 17:47
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived

Motep
07-24-2007, 20:00
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars

shlin28
07-25-2007, 12:07
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas

Conqueror
07-25-2007, 20:56
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous cello every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaarrrrrrgh and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.

Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.

Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.

Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.

That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??

"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.

Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong quickly launched his new computer game. Then there was a blackout. Mrs. Claus ran for her life, leaving Santa to die.

Nine months later, Mrs. Claus had a heart attack and fell to the South Pole where her corpse was buried until the Easter Bunny defiled her grave.

Then one rainy day in the great outdoors, Mrs. Clause's strange and mysterious dream became real. The entire world became orange and only spoke taiwanese backwards and wore giant soft rubber brassiéres, however there was something strange light bearing down... Santa had respawned ten times more into ten gigantic octopus arms, engulfing the brave 300 Persian animal trainers killing oppressive spartans. The Spartans cried: "This Is Sparta!! Join our party!"We have tea... and many slaves!

So the Persians went to Belgium to join EU. The EU said we shall think while eating olives and other miscellaneous Michelangelos. But there the roof collapsed and everybody died. So the Persians decided to destroy the low-cost roofer. However the owner of The Roofer's pointed upwards, club or not, it definitely is not going to become the greatest building, so you should worship K COSSACK and I Am Herenow and other evil miscellaneous creatures of the .org legions. 1337 speakers swarmed into the Babe Thread and totally fell over into a big pile above the enormous ***** and *****. "z0/\/\9," they said, "we are here, we are queer, and proud of our large sunglasses!" Then Stevie Wonder brought some pie and threw them at Lord Motep, which totaly ruined his new hairdo, aggravating the persians, who were his fathers. Then Luke lost his limbs and lost his memory and hallucinated about giant purple octopus conspiracies against absolutely nothing.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth.

Motep
07-26-2007, 04:48
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly

shlin28
07-26-2007, 14:45
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere

Motep
07-26-2007, 19:37
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware

shlin28
07-26-2007, 20:12
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere.Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending

Omanes Alexandrapolites
07-26-2007, 21:41
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the

shlin28
07-27-2007, 15:43
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of

Motep
07-28-2007, 03:37
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at

shlin28
07-28-2007, 11:11
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
07-29-2007, 15:26
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded......

shlin28
07-29-2007, 20:03
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a mad

Motep
07-30-2007, 09:08
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a mad waffle nut, Bob

shlin28
07-30-2007, 12:44
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time

Rodion Romanovich
08-02-2007, 20:37
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under

shlin28
08-03-2007, 16:01
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of

Abokasee
08-03-2007, 16:10
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen

Rodion Romanovich
08-03-2007, 17:13
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix

Conqueror
08-03-2007, 20:47
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks.

Rodion Romanovich
08-03-2007, 20:51
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus,

shlin28
08-04-2007, 19:08
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated

Rodion Romanovich
08-04-2007, 19:35
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another

Conqueror
08-04-2007, 20:18
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast

shlin28
08-05-2007, 13:14
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples

Abokasee
08-05-2007, 13:46
and three wishesWaffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree

shlin28
08-07-2007, 15:36
and three wishesWaffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey

Rodion Romanovich
08-07-2007, 20:54
and three wishesWaffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with

shlin28
08-08-2007, 15:48
and three wishesWaffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck

Rodion Romanovich
08-08-2007, 18:16
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once,

Abokasee
08-08-2007, 18:49
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix

shlin28
08-09-2007, 19:29
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven

Abokasee
08-10-2007, 19:13
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven sea like ninjas

shlin28
08-12-2007, 11:30
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven sea like ninjas lords, but a

Abokasee
08-12-2007, 12:57
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven sea like ninjas lords, but a alternative theory of

shlin28
08-13-2007, 19:21
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven sea like ninjas lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved

Zain
08-14-2007, 07:11
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6

shlin28
08-14-2007, 13:03
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best

Zain
08-14-2007, 16:37
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use

shlin28
08-15-2007, 13:48
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by

Boyar Son
08-19-2007, 01:28
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians

Rodion Romanovich
08-19-2007, 12:43
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks.

shlin28
08-19-2007, 17:09
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across

Rodion Romanovich
08-19-2007, 18:54
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies

shlin28
08-20-2007, 16:06
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage

Rodion Romanovich
08-20-2007, 16:12
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star

Conqueror
08-20-2007, 20:36
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn

edyzmedieval
08-20-2007, 20:53
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Rodion Romanovich
08-21-2007, 10:10
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies

shlin28
08-21-2007, 13:57
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's

Rodion Romanovich
08-21-2007, 14:18
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of

Abokasee
08-21-2007, 21:48
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and

shlin28
08-22-2007, 11:51
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed

Zain
08-22-2007, 14:13
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force

Conqueror
08-22-2007, 18:18
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys

Rodion Romanovich
08-22-2007, 18:36
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa

shlin28
08-23-2007, 10:55
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas

Rodion Romanovich
08-23-2007, 12:58
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for

Conqueror
08-23-2007, 16:17
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!"

Rodion Romanovich
08-23-2007, 16:21
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But

shlin28
08-24-2007, 13:36
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid

Rodion Romanovich
08-24-2007, 14:06
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid of the moon people

shlin28
08-25-2007, 13:37
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid of the moon people, their capital city

Judge
08-25-2007, 13:45
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid of the moon people, their capital city
AND Royal Family

Rodion Romanovich
08-25-2007, 13:57
Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid of the moon people, their capital city AND Royal Family!"

For the first

Abokasee
08-25-2007, 19:31
For the first, time ever in

shlin28
08-26-2007, 10:55
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the

Rodion Romanovich
08-26-2007, 13:24
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted

shlin28
08-27-2007, 13:34
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet,

Abokasee
08-27-2007, 14:42
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which

Rodion Romanovich
08-27-2007, 20:05
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken.

shlin28
08-27-2007, 22:21
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor

Boyar Son
08-28-2007, 02:21
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife

shlin28
08-28-2007, 15:33
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and

Conqueror
08-28-2007, 16:59
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets

shlin28
08-29-2007, 13:44
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council

Rodion Romanovich
08-29-2007, 20:29
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's

Boyar Son
08-30-2007, 00:15
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents,

Zain
08-30-2007, 00:20
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out

Rodion Romanovich
08-30-2007, 08:49
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's

shlin28
08-30-2007, 15:07
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and

Abokasee
09-01-2007, 11:07
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet

shlin28
09-01-2007, 19:11
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet, ruining all languages

Boyar Son
09-01-2007, 23:18
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet, ruining all languages Slin28 decided to

Zain
09-01-2007, 23:55
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet, ruining all languages Slin28 decided to build a useful

Hepcat
09-02-2007, 02:57
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet, ruining all languages Slin28 decided to build a useful electronic dictionary so

Rodion Romanovich
09-02-2007, 08:59
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet, ruining all languages. Slin28 decided to build a useful electronic dictionary so he could find

Taurus
09-02-2007, 09:03
For the first, time ever in mushroom land, the Amanita muscaria tasted sour yet sweet, unlike manure which tastes like chicken. The horrified emperor called his wife, his cousin and his court midgets to the council. They discussed shlin28's relationship with parents, which turns out to be Zain's evil brother and comsumes the alphabet, ruining all languages. Slin28 decided to build a useful electronic dictionary so he could find the meaning of