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Tribesman
10-09-2007, 23:36
I will post a news link when I find one , though whether it covers this bit will be uncertain .
There is a bloke on trial over here for murder though he is trying to claim manslaughter .
He went into a party and started shooting , killing one.
He was arrested next morning at his home .
During his first interview in custody he denied any involvement at all , when it was put to him that there were lots of witnessess who had identified him he replied "they cannot have known it was me because I was wearing a balaclava and gloves"!!!!!!!!
A criminal genius eh :dizzy2:
RoadKill
10-09-2007, 23:39
Hahahahahaha smooootthhh.
Husar
10-09-2007, 23:45
:laugh4:

A real expert, guess they'll let him go, to prison. :2thumbsup:
Megalos
10-10-2007, 00:02
I wonder if he is related to this guy?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7036098.stm

I particulary like this part:

"and reached for a scanner gun, said police"
Seamus Fermanagh
10-10-2007, 01:25
Maybe its deceptive, because most of the intelligent thieves have "esq." after their names.
Devastatin Dave
10-10-2007, 03:25
I will post a news link when I find one , though whether it covers this bit will be uncertain .
There is a bloke on trial over here for murder though he is trying to claim manslaughter .
He went into a party and started shooting , killing one.
He was arrested next morning at his home .
During his first interview in custody he denied any involvement at all , when it was put to him that there were lots of witnessess who had identified him he replied "they cannot have known it was me because I was wearing a balaclava and gloves"!!!!!!!!
A criminal genius eh :dizzy2:
That's almost as stupid as someone defending terrorists on a gaming message board!!!!:laugh4:
naut
10-10-2007, 12:44
Hahahaha, that's essentially a confession. What a silly bugger, but then again most criminals aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.
Fragony
10-10-2007, 12:56
he is trying to claim manslaughter .

I was wearing a balaclava and gloves"!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm.
rotorgun
10-10-2007, 15:10
Gloves? Do they fit him, like in the O.J. Simpson trial?
Seamus Fermanagh
10-10-2007, 18:14
"If the glove won't fit, you must acquit"

Other, unreported part of couplet...

"And if the sucker had fit, I still would've made quite a bit."


Ain't lawyering grand!
Tribesman
10-10-2007, 18:46
That's almost as stupid as someone defending terrorists on a gaming message board!!!!
Dave , Panzer hasn't posted in this topic, it isn't very nice to insult him like that out of the blue .
Ronin
10-10-2007, 22:24
"If the glove won't fit, you must acquit"

Other, unreported part of couplet...

"And if the sucker had fit, I still would've made quite a bit."


Ain't lawyering grand!

the only thing that can get this guy off at court is

The Chewbacca Defence (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH5EblIjkrk)

:laugh4: