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Cowhead418
11-16-2007, 04:02
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl_asia_afp/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat


Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to womenOh dear...~:rolleyes:

AntiochusIII
11-16-2007, 04:47
It's that season of the year already?

*pulls out his anti-Santa rifle*

War on Christmas, Deathmatch, Round 1!

Also known as sensational populism run amok, a.k.a. I can't be more skeptical than this.

master of the puppets
11-16-2007, 05:06
oh hell, the crusade begins.

"MOUNT THE WALLS, THE ANTI-CHRISTMAS ARE COMING!!!"

seriously, that is some stupid *** **** and a waste of legislative power.

AntiochusIII
11-16-2007, 05:12
*headshots master of the puppets on the wall with his 1331 sn1p3r sk1llz*

Seriously though, if past history is to go by, at least half of these "news" are made-up. At least. As a low estimate.

spmetla
11-16-2007, 07:53
~:santa: -"Ho! Ho! Ho!" does not equal ~:pimp: :belly: ("ho")

CountArach
11-16-2007, 08:04
seriously, that is some stupid *** **** and a waste of legislative power.
This is some of the better legislation introduced... :furious3:

But yes, moronic.

Fragony
11-16-2007, 11:01
I can understand the confusion;

pimp

http://www.inman.com/blogger/uploaded_images/pimpII-729976.jpg

santa

http://www.debbiescostumes.com/images/halloween/Santa-scratching-chin.jpg

HoreTore
11-16-2007, 11:09
The first guy has always given me presents...

macsen rufus
11-16-2007, 13:03
But every knows Santa's a nonce, not a pimp....:no:

Husar
11-16-2007, 13:06
Friendly reminder of another long-existing thread. (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=1748439#post1748439) :sweatdrop:

I also think the name Australia is offensive to Austrians.

edyzmedieval
11-16-2007, 13:12
Maybe modern day Santa's are actually pimps and Pied Pipers. :inquisitive:

Fragony
11-16-2007, 13:14
Pimpin' fairy's that's so gay....

Ice
11-16-2007, 17:13
The first guy has always given me presents...

haha