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Veho Nex
12-10-2007, 06:48
Hope you dont mind me putting these here(Any ways he's pretty good)


"Chocolate Rain (https://youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA)"

Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way

(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]

Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control

Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane

Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?

Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP

Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make

Chocolate Rain
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

Chocolate Rain
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are.

(Chorus)



SomeDay (https://youtube.com/watch?v=mD5_GUovjiM&feature=user):

Someday I
Must say goodbye
Will you believe in yourself
When I'm not at your side

Someday you
I don't know who
Ther'll be someone
To hold you when I'm through

Someday I will fly you
to the moon and we can
dance forever

Someday all my nights awake
They're' what I left for you
to take

Someday when the mountains sing
You'll close your eyes and
hear my name

Someday I'll be talked about
I failed a lot but tried
to help

I love you child
But someday
I'll be gone

Internet Dream (https://youtube.com/watch?v=9mSKBgvHdoE&feature=user)

"Man this internet's something else"

[Verse]

Cuttin' it close
Let the dishes turn green
Everyone chasin' their
Internet dream

Some like it hot
In a triple X funk
Winnin' the auction
Turnin' money to junk

Cappin' the flag
In a virtual dash
Skippin' your wedding
To play in a match

[Chorus]

Shut all the blinds
You mighta been seen
Sittin' alone
With your internet dream

Winning the race
For your digital fix
Living your life
With a clickity-click
(Repeat)

"So every day I swear
I'm gonna go to bed at like eleven.
And all of a sudden its 4AM . . .
And I was just watching Youtube and
reading Wikipedia for five hours.
It's like MAN . . . you ask me the
next day. I can't even remember
what I was doin. Crazy."

[Verse ]

[Chorus]

"I was talkin to my mom the other day
And she's like 'Oh,
My computer's been acting up again!'
So I'm thinkin she got a virus
or something . . .
And I'm like 'ok what's wrong?'
And she's like 'You know that bar that
you type the website in! It disappeared!
I can never remember how to get it back!'
I'm like 'ok Mom. We did this last week.'
I love my Mom and Dad. "



Blue on the Fourth of July (https://youtube.com/watch?v=zUDxpWXYoBg):

Tonight a soldier falls asleep
Dreams along a lonely street
Soon he kisses Ma goodbye
Tastes her famous apple pie

Flies old glory by his door
Loves the land he's fighting for
Says "Mama Mama don't you cry,
Ain't so long 'til I'll be back."

[Chorus]
Marching off to serve my country
Blessed are those who sacrifice
Think about me in July
It'll cheer you up inside

Morning breeze of Uncle Sam
Blows heritage into his hand
Churches singing high and loud
He's a'gonna make them proud

The children form a motorcade
To give the boy a serenade
As the tarmac looses contact
He can see the welcome parade

[Chorus]

Down the road a Mama cries
Tries to see her baby's eyes
Celebrate the Fourth of July
Underneath another sky

She holds a picture to her chest
Prayers to God racing through her flesh
Says "Love my country, yes I do.
I'll ask it in Red, White, and Blue"

Why am I just blue
on the Fourth of July?

Love the soldier.
Love the soldier.
Loving and blessing
So proud of every soldier.

But something ain't right
On the Fourth of July


"Do the can't Dance (https://youtube.com/watch?v=z3aA1Hy17A8&feature=related)"

Some do the River Dance
Some do the Salsa Dance
Some do the Chicken Dance
I do the Can't Dance

Some do the Square Dance
Some do the Circle Dance
Some do the Sun Dance
I do the Can't Dance

Gonna be goin out
Nobody findin' out
Makin' me bust a move?
I never got my groove

[Chorus]
Do the Can't Dance
Can't Dance your pants off
Can't Dance
Show all your friends off
Can't Dance
Shakin' the club up
Can't Dance
Don't let the beat stop
Can't Dance
No one but you now
Can't Dance
Nobody knows how
Can't Dance
Make it your birthday
can't Dance
Make it your own way
[Repeat]

Hey!

Everybody does the can't dance

I don't care what people say

Grandma does the can't dance

Cool kids to the can't dance

Fido does the can't dance

Some do the Fast Dance
Some do the Slow Dance
Some do the Tap Dance
I do the Can't Dance

Some do the Rain Dance
Some do the Snow Dance
Some do the Cool Dance
I do the Can't Dance

Gotta be lookin' sweet
Cause you about to meet
Someone to make you happy
Don't wanna look like you're tacky

[Chorus]

Can't Dance

Can't Dance

Can't Dance






Thats it for today

Innocentius
12-10-2007, 18:30
Yeah... Right...

John86
12-11-2007, 04:44
I don't even know how to explain this. It reminds me of the youtube classic, Special Poetry Slam. Perhaps he should think about using his real voice? Meh, I'd still laugh.

Innocentius
12-11-2007, 19:55
I'm not saying Tay Zonday is bad, but he is bad.

Also, he's an internet-hype promoted by...er...Ebaumsworld.

Mikeus Caesar
12-12-2007, 07:15
I'm not saying Tay Zonday is bad, but he is bad.

Also, he's an internet-hype promoted by...er...Ebaumsworld.


Yes. Ebaumsworld. Not anyone else. Just them. You better habeeb it's Ebaumsworld.