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Originally Posted by
Strike For The South
September 1983: As part of his spiritual training, and to please his cruel lord Crom, Obama buries thousands of Atari ET cartridges in the desert.
:laugh4: This was the funniest, mainly because it was so random.
Quality post! :2thumbsup:
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With genetic material scraped from the shroud of Turin and eggs stolen from an unconscious Marilyn Monroe, Obama is carried to term in the womb of a mysterious three headed dog, ancient beyond man's ken. For the first few months of his life he is raised by a shadowy cabal of ancient knights and professional baccart players, who program him with the knowledge he will need to one day destroy America.
So.... Obama is Serpentor? :clown:
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Oh, I have just about the right links for this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K6RI3fgYlw&NR=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VvqXrjxjJI
Oh, and just because I always dreamt of the World Government, there are good news:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlRrr4Gpz2E :2thumbsup:
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So....
How do people feel now that the US has gotten it's first president with big ears?
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The corroborating evidence that DevDave (and now Strike) has been right all along was in the stuttering of the oath of office. Clearly, the anti-christ's hand was burning on the bible (the smoke was visible behind).
That, and Obama's true intentions were made clear by Aretha Franklin singing the British National Anthem (just changing the words was a feeble misdirect) and reminding every American of the time when they should have realised they were beaten. The Empire is being invited back, don't you see?
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I think I speak for the majority of Britain when I say we'll happily swop him for Brown if you like.
~:smoking:
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Even the French living in England would agree to this.
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Don’t mess with BHO. Being this is the 44th President, the most powerful man in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?!...Dirty Harry Miles
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Originally Posted by
Banquo's Ghost
The corroborating evidence that
DevDave (and now
Strike) has been right all along was in the stuttering of the oath of office. Clearly, the anti-christ's hand was burning on the bible (the smoke was visible behind).
That, and Obama's true intentions were made clear by
Aretha Franklin singing the British National Anthem (just changing the words was a feeble misdirect) and reminding every American of the time when they should have realised they were beaten. The Empire is being invited back, don't you see?
:quiet: Don’t let the cat out of the bag!
They don’t know which anthem is which anyway…
You are going to rune the whole thing…then we will have to listen to Alex Jones all over the place warning of the whole plot!:smash:
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Originally Posted by
Fisherking
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:quiet: Don’t let the cat out of the bag!
They don’t know which anthem is which anyway…
You are going to rune the whole thing…then we will have to listen to Alex Jones all over the place warning of the whole plot!:smash:
Since he is the chosen one, "God Save the King" would have been appropriate. ~;)
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Originally Posted by
drone
Since he is the chosen one, "God Save the King" would have been appropriate. ~;)
And so it was! The words were changed to protect the idiots, uh innocent!
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Unfortunately, Sam Smith couldn't find the proper rhyming lyrics to go with the Rule, Brittannia music.
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Originally Posted by
Banquo's Ghost
Clearly, the anti-christ's hand was burning on the bible (the smoke was visible behind)...
That, and Obama's true intentions were made clear by
Aretha Franklin singing the British National Anthem (just changing the words was a feeble misdirect) and reminding every American of the time when they should have realised they were beaten. The Empire is being invited back, don't you see?
Re: the smoke: I thought the smoke was the sign that a new pope had been selected...
Re: The Empire Invites Back: We had King George :7king: for 8 years. Didn't like it much. Thank you very much.
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Obama associates with terrorists!
Technically true considering the women in the middle has an outstanding warrant for arrest in the UK for involvement with the IRA. Looks like my theory of Obama being part of a world wide conspiracy to bring the world to its knees and establish a New World Order was right!
I also wonder how much Mr Adams had to pay to have his picture taken with Obama. After all he can hardly be on the top list of politicians for Barrack to meet..
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tibilicus
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Obama associates with terrorists!
Technically true considering the women in the middle has an outstanding warrant for arrest in the UK for involvement with the IRA. Looks like my theory of Obama being part of a world wide conspiracy to bring the world to its knees and establish a New World Order was right!
I also wonder how much Mr Adams had to pay to have his picture taken with Obama. After all he can hardly be on the top list of politicians for Barrack to meet..
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Barack is trying to make nice with George Mitchell so that he can dump the mideast on the poor *******. Pictures with past negotiation participants show that Barack appreciates what George has done.
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OMG, Obama has used his zombie-control powers on these people! They want to eat your brain! Braaaaaiiiiiins!