Funny stuff kids say, do, or write!!!
My son came home today from kindergarten. His class was celebrating their 100th day of school. They wrote a small book based on the number 100... Here is a future Devastatin Dave in the making, maybe his name can be Bombastic Bobby....
Title: Our 100 Days of School
Page 1
I can do 100 Math Problems.
Page2
But I can't do 100 pushups.
Page 3
I can eat 100 M&Ms.
Page 4
But I can't eat 100 cars
Page 5
If I had $100 I would buy a car
Page 6
But I wouldn't buy underwear.
I'll let you draw your own conclusions!!!!:laugh4:
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Originally Posted by
Devastatin Dave
My son came home today from kindergarten. His class was celebrating their 100th day of school. They wrote a small book based on the number 100... Here is a future Devastatin Dave in the making, maybe his name can be Bombastic Bobby....
Title: Our 100 Days of School
Page 1
I can do 100 Math Problems.
Page2
But I can't do 100 pushups.
Page 3
I can eat 100 M&Ms.
Page 4
But I can't eat 100 cars
Page 5
If I had $100 I would buy a car
Page 6
But I wouldn't buy underwear.
I'll let you draw your own conclusions!!!!:laugh4:
Your son will eventually decide to become manly enough to do 100 push-ups after eating 100 cars and will then strike it rich, buy a car and drive naked through the countryside while solving hundeds of math problems at a time.
Sounds like a pretty awesome kid!
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Originally Posted by
Uesugi Kenshin
Your son will eventually decide to become manly enough to do 100 push-ups after eating 100 cars and will then strike it rich, buy a car and drive naked through the countryside while solving hundeds of math problems at a time.
Sounds like a pretty awesome kid!
If he grows up like this, then man, nobady will f***(1) with him, not even Chuck Norris:skull:
(1) as in mess. no harm meant.
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Sounds like a pretty awesome kid!
And he doesn't afraid of anything.
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He doesn't like underwear:wall:
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A chip off the little block.
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My children are sexual perverts. Recently, at bath time, my naked five-year-old son ran up to me, slapping his hindquarters. "Da-da, it feels good when I do this," he yelled, spanking for all he was worth.
Around the same time, my little two-year-old girl got a really bad diaper rash. She was red and hurting all around her crotch, poor thing. Even her lady bits were bad off, so I smeared A&D ointment pretty much everywhere. She was grabbing her groin. "Does your place hurt?" I asked. She nodded. "Place hurts!" I let her know I understood. "This cream will help you feel better."
The next night, "Da-da. place hurts!" I take down her diaper and her lady bits are just fine. No irritation. I gave her some A&D anyway, just to be safe.
Next night. "Da-da, place hurts!" Now I know I'm being played. She just likes the feeling of the cream going on her privates.
So now every night the little lemur girl lies to me and claims to have a diaper rash. But at least my little lemur boy has stopped spanking himself. That's some comfort.
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Originally Posted by
Lemur
Next night. "Da-da, place hurts!" Now I know I'm being played. She just likes the feeling of the cream going on her privates.
That is wrong on so many levels. You might have to purchase your shotgun sooner than you think. :laugh4:
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Originally Posted by
Lemur
My children are sexual perverts. Recently, at bath time, my naked five-year-old son ran up to me, slapping his hindquarters. "Da-da, it feels good when I do this," he yelled, spanking for all he was worth.
That's hilarious! :2thumbsup:
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That should go in the Weird News Thread.
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desert
And he doesn't afraid of anything.
:laugh4:
Lol DevDave, he really does seem to take after you.
