Your son will eventually decide to become manly enough to do 100 push-ups after eating 100 cars and will then strike it rich, buy a car and drive naked through the countryside while solving hundeds of math problems at a time.My son came home today from kindergarten. His class was celebrating their 100th day of school. They wrote a small book based on the number 100... Here is a future Devastatin Dave in the making, maybe his name can be Bombastic Bobby....
Title: Our 100 Days of School
Page 1
I can do 100 Math Problems.
Page2
But I can't do 100 pushups.
Page 3
I can eat 100 M&Ms.
Page 4
But I can't eat 100 cars
Page 5
If I had $100 I would buy a car
Page 6
But I wouldn't buy underwear.
I'll let you draw your own conclusions!!!!
Sounds like a pretty awesome kid!
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