One I will dress up in a suit because he likes to be serious and the other I will dress up in a Guns and Roses T-shirt because he likes to party.
They will become staples of the Mr and Ms. South home.
Thats is all gentleman, good night.
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One I will dress up in a suit because he likes to be serious and the other I will dress up in a Guns and Roses T-shirt because he likes to party.
They will become staples of the Mr and Ms. South home.
Thats is all gentleman, good night.
You need awesome names for them or they will get angry and throw feces at you and your appliances.
Don't give them Xanax.
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They might rip your face off. I'd rather have a dog.
Don't we all my friend, don't we all. :beam:Quote:
I Want Two Chimps
I prefer Bonobos: they are similar to chimps, smaller, cuter, and less dangerous.:yes:
...is that Christopher Lloyd???Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
CmacQ
I think so.:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by cmacq
Sounds like a joke...
Two chimps walk into a ranch home in Lubbock...
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And I want to EAT that chimps... sounds yummy....:laugh4:
Yet they solve social tension issues by U know...sexual activities....may add a bit of danger to your everyday live!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibrahim
This thread is racist, please lock
haha, what.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
speciesist, to be precise
In both cases, I demand an apology.
bonobo sex..oh yes, it leaves nothing to imagination..makes the sexual revolution look like a coy people's festival:clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Subedei
but that's why I want them in pairs; they can have sex when they are angry, not tear my face off.:clown:
@Mr.Dump: how is this racist? this thread is specifically meant to address popular demand for that adorable primate, the chimpanzee. I do not want chimps, I want bonobos darnit!!:clown:
Is that how you spell it? I always thought it was specist... :dizzy2:Quote:
Originally Posted by I of the Storm
No idea, actually. I kind of made this up as I thought that 'race' would be the wrong category and 'species' would be more appropriate. My bet is that there is no such word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
Oh noes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
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oh yes travis...
oh yes!
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CmacQ