Orgah Newspeak Dictionary

Statistics and global warming have forced us to save words. This thread is purposewise to that matter.
Just as an intelectual challange for the Backroom. A Backroom political game if you like it.
Challange:help build a common Newspeak dictionary for use in Backroom threads.
Prize: :balloon2: for anyone who participates

Thread is plusbackroomwise. Duckspeak you're think. And no prolefeedstuff, please!
I'll just speakwrite my first words then.All doubleplusgoodstuff shall be posted into the opening reply.

Reverting to OldSpeak:
Definitions and terms can be improved/rectified.


writepol = moderators
joywrite = trolling
textual-assault=flaming
joywriter = troll
cameldung = ********,nonsense
gahspeak = spam/flaming when applied to banned people, brilliant comments when applied to the rest of the population
joycamptour = warning
joycampsitting = suspension of the account
joycampleaving = restoring an account
joycamper = suspended account
Balloon-worthy = an award or praise with or without value (depending upon intent)
BOLLOX = THE ONE WORD
a la moed = translation from french "served with Texas" 1) a thread in which the greatness of Texas or Texans is mentioned; 2) a ridiculously over-inflated opinion of one's self or rightness of one's argument.
yebut = pronounced yeah-but. The tendency of someone to find the negative and controversial (real or imagined) in even the most positive of discussions. The result is usually thread closure and examples of most, if not all, the joycamp words from the Orgah Newspeak Dictionary.
OPummm = noun, pronounced oh-pee-um. A thread with a title that tells you nothing about the topic.
Voice of Gah!d = an argument so absurd, the poster must be listening to a voice in his head, and it ain't the voice of logic or reason.
OrgSoc = Orgah Socialism
Noforumer = Banned Orgah
Minlove = Backroom
NoTruth = "Posted as is"
NewTruth = "Altered by speakpol"
TediUS = A variation on the Godwin theme, it is the inevitable tendency of any thread to blame the United States for everything or to take a cheap shot at same for effect.
Texicitry - the tendency to always mention a certain state in one's post with utter disregard to the relevance of it to the topic being discussed.
Galloticitry - the ability to always mention a certain country in one's post and somehow make it seem relevant to the topic being discussed.
naughtigain = pronounced naw-ti-gan. 1) A noun referring to any recurring discussion or patron interaction that results in heated debate and will never yield a satisfactory result for either side. 2) A noun referring to any recurring discussion or patron interaction that results in heated debate and will never yield a satisfactory result for either side. 3) A noun referring to any recurring discussion or patron interaction that results in heated debate and will never yield a satisfactory result for either side.
Gregspeak - use of punnery
doublewrite - the paradoxal ability of making inconsistent posts, forgetting and remembering differing parts of it as the situation demands without being aware of it (I'd call this doublepost, but that's already a word in oldspeak)




Ballons

Baloons Given:
Gregoshi :balloon2:
Banquo's Ghost :balloon2:

Textual assault = flaming

Balloon-worthy = an award or praise with or without value (depending upon intent)

Cronos' offer of a balloon for participation is an example of balloon-worthy with value. His intent is as a reward for participation. It could also be used as sarcasm "That's ridiculous. Your logic is balloon-worthy." where :balloon2: = ~:rolleyes:

Do I get a balloon? :clown:

Post 1 updated. And you get a baloon.

The Backroom already has an advanced newspeak dictionary.

The 10th Edition will comprise of just the word Bollox and a list of member's names. This will allow any subject to be discussed in the Backroom's finest traditions.

For example:

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Thread 1

Fragony
Bollox
Fragony
Bollox
Fragony
Bollox

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Thread 2

Crazed Rabbit
Bollox
Crazed Rabbit
Bollox
Crazed Rabbit
Bollox

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Is there anyone here who doesn't know exactly what those threads are discussing?

:wink:

Brilliant reply :bow:
Ýour reply was doubleplusballoon-worthy.

soccer - What wimpy Europeans play
football - A real sport.

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Originally Posted by Marshal Murat

soccer - What wimpy Europeans play
football - A real sport.

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naughtigain = pronounced naw-ti-gan. 1) A noun referring to any recurring discussion or patron interaction that results in heated debate and will never yield a satisfactory result for either side. 2) A noun referring to any recurring discussion or patron interaction that results in heated debate and will never yield a satisfactory result for either side. 3) A noun referring to any recurring discussion or patron interaction that results in heated debate and will never yield a satisfactory result for either side.

Discussions are often initiated 1) by a new Backroom patron who thinks it is a good topic that has never been discussed before; or 2) the beginning of any major sports event. The patron interaction naughtigains are prompted by anything from the color of the sky to the patron's next breath.

See BG's and Marshal's posts for examples of both. The term is a mashup of "not again" and "naught to gain".

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

naughtigain = pronounced naw-ti-gan. 1) A noun referring to any recurring discussion or patron interaction that results in heated debate and will never yield a satisfactory result for either side. 2) A noun referring to any recurring discussion or patron interaction that results in heated debate and will never yield a satisfactory result for either side. 3) A noun referring to any recurring discussion or patron interaction that results in heated debate and will never yield a satisfactory result for either side.

Discussions are often initiated 1) by a new Backroom patron who thinks it is a good topic that has never been discussed before; or 2) the beginning of any major sports event. The patron interaction naughtigains are prompted by anything from the color of the sky to the patron's next breath.

See BG's and Marshal's posts for examples of both. The term is a mashup of "not again" and "naught to gain".

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Excellent!

Gunbortion, a subset of naughtigains, often yielding naughti joycamptours

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Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost

Is there anyone here who doesn't know exactly what those threads are discussing?

:wink:

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Islam and Gun Control respectively?

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Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars

Islam and Gun Control respectively?

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:no: The correct answer is "It doesn't matter."

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Originally Posted by KukriKhan

Gunbortion, a subset of naughtigains, often yielding naughti joycamptours

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Gunbortions is a good refinement. I should add that to be a proper gunbortion, the participants must either provide nothing to back up their claim or use sources so slanted in favour of their point that even they have to hold their nose whilst referencing it.

OPummm = noun, pronounced oh-pee-um. A thread with a title that tells you nothing about the topic.

Voice of Gah!d = an argument so absurd, the poster must be listening to a voice in his head, and it ain't the voice of logic or reason.

Wow gentlemen, this is excellent. This is what we need to bring the likes of Adrian back. I may even contribute something positive! :laugh4:

Godwin's Comrade: As a forum discussion grows longer, the probability of Hitler being called a commie approaches 1.

I must say though, rarely has a nations politics been described in one word: Gunbortion!

OrgSoc: Orgah Socialism
Noforumer:Banned Orgah
Minlove: Backroom
NoTruth: "Posted as is"
NewTruth: "Altered by speakpol"

BTW, I love this. And don't tell me that I'm not right when I say what I say in my sig ;)

TediUS: A variation on the Godwin theme, it is the inevitable tendency of any thread to blame the United States for everything or to take a cheap shot at same for effect.

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Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV

I must say though, rarely has a nations politics been described in one word: Gunbortion!

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a la moed = translation from french "served with Texas" 1) a thread in which the greatness of Texas or Texans is mentioned; 2) a ridiculously over-inflated opinion of one's self or rightness of one's argument.

yebut = pronounced yeah-but. The tendency of someone to find the negative and controversial (real or imagined) in even the most positive of discussions. The result is usually thread closure and examples of most, if not all, the joycamp words from the Orgah Newspeak Dictionary.

BTW, I love TediUS. :laugh4:

Gregspeak - use of punnery

doublewrite - the paradoxal ability of making inconsistent posts, forgetting and remembering differing parts of it as the situation demands without being aware of it (I'd call this doublepost, but that's already a word in oldspeak)

I suiggest the change of speakpol to writepol.
BB: TosaInu

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Texicitry - the tendency to always mention a certain state in one's post with utter disregard to the relevance of it to the topic being discussed.

Galloticitry - the ability to always mention a certain country in one's post and somehow make it seem relevant to the topic being discussed.

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Originally Posted by woad&fangs

Godwin's Comrade: As a forum discussion grows longer, the probability of Hitler being called a commie approaches 1.

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Genius, as good as Godwin's law itself.

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a la moed - translation from french "served with Texas" 1) a thread in which the greatness of Texas or Texans is mentioned; 2) a ridiculously over-inflated opinion of one's self or rightness of one's argument.

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Bollox.

1) Texas is so great that it is only owing to the very greatness of its magnanimity that it allows non-Texas subjects to be discussed. Be thankful, mortal.

2) Frexans ARE always right. Hence there can be no over-inflation of opinion. And hence, Frexan rightousness is still only a sign of humility, a sign that they deem their audience worthy of a reply.

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

1) Texas is so great that it is only owing to the very greatness of its magnanimity that it allows non-Texas subjects to be discussed. Be thankful, mortal.

2) Frexans ARE always right. Hence there can be no over-inflation of opinion. And hence, Frexan rightousness is still only a sign of humility, a sign that they deem their audience worthy of a reply.

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I'm glad you remembered the a la moed Louis.

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Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost

The Backroom already has an advanced newspeak dictionary.

The 10th Edition will comprise of just the word Bollox and a list of member's names. This will allow any subject to be discussed in the Backroom's finest traditions.

For example:





Is there anyone here who doesn't know exactly what those threads are discussing?

:wink:

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you are forgetting:

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Thread 3

Hooahguy
Bollox
Hooahguy
Bollox
Hooahguy
Bollox

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anyone guess what that is discussing? :wink:

toe-tapper - Has homosexual tendencies or looks homosexual.

I.E. - Man, that Senator is such a toe-tapper.

KutNPaste-itis: the habit of copying an entire 3,000-word internet article, without links or attribution and pasting it without comment in a backroom post.

(Not seen lately, but once rampant).

Org: Shorter of "Union of Socialistic Forums of Orgahstan"

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Texicitry - the tendency to always mention a certain state in one's post with utter disregard to the relevance of it to the topic being discussed.

Galloticitry - the ability to always mention a certain country in one's post and somehow make it seem relevant to the topic being discussed.

Genius, as good as Godwin's law itself.

Bollox.

1) Texas is so great that it is only owing to the very greatness of its magnanimity that it allows non-Texas subjects to be discussed. Be thankful, mortal.

2) Frexans ARE always right. Hence there can be no over-inflation of opinion. And hence, Frexan rightousness is still only a sign of humility, a sign that they deem their audience worthy of a reply.

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Co-sign

Israel/Palestine= Closed Thread

Frontroomish - When someone shows patience, understanding, and tolerance.

:sunny: hee-hee-hee

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Originally Posted by Beirut

Frontroomish - When someone shows patience, understanding, and tolerance.

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Also Known As: Non-existant

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