The Backroom already has an advanced newspeak dictionary.

The 10th Edition will comprise of just the word Bollox and a list of member's names. This will allow any subject to be discussed in the Backroom's finest traditions.

For example:

Thread 1

Fragony
Bollox
Fragony
Bollox
Fragony
Bollox
Thread 2

Crazed Rabbit
Bollox
Crazed Rabbit
Bollox
Crazed Rabbit
Bollox
Is there anyone here who doesn't know exactly what those threads are discussing?