which is the best way to die? vote! No swearing in this thread
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which is the best way to die? vote! No swearing in this thread
explain, please?
Um... in my sleep at the age of 118 after leading a healthy and productive life?
bah. 120 for me.
"On a pile on money, surrounded by many many beautiful women."
or
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
I want to leave this world the same way I entered it; naked, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.
:balloon2:
I wanna die after getting bitten on the bum by a redback in an outhouse. What could be a more aussie way to go?
And on my headstone I want the words "He's dead now" just so everyone's sure, and the songs at my funeral shall be "It's a long way to the top" and "highway to hell" just to confuse people.
I'm not sure how I want to die. But I am sure, that I want them to harvest my brain, and put it into a Giant Robot of Death.
:laugh4: Awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
I'd like to die suddenly and unexpectedly.....like being hit by lightening or maybe slipping and hitting my head against something hard, but only after I've completed 70.
The five terms offered defied definition even by urban dictionary's standards... which is impressive. Due to having no idea what any of the words used by kids these days mean, I'm afraid I can't vote until some sort of definitions are offered...
How would I like to die? I wanna be encased in the Phantom Zone. Sure, I'll be doomed to an existence of hurling through space in an uncontrolled manner, but at least I'll be seeing the galaxy on someone else's cash.
Not sure if its a option, but I want to die playing too much tetris.
Death by Gah!
death by swing-set
I'd prefer to die in my sleep.
Either with 1 kg of coke and 3 Brazilian supermodels aged ninety,
or
In bed aged ninety, surrounded by grieving grandchildren.
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Originally Posted by Ethelred Unread
First I read it, what I got that you wanted three ninety year old Brazilian super models.....:sweatdrop:
Then I realised how weird that would be...
Er...I don't want to die.
If I have to then I want it to be in my sleep or a heart attack or something sudden. Nothing that will take too much time.
I would like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Try the strange case of Lee Seung Seop. :sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
A quick and pointless death is the one for me. ~:)
I suppose falling through mid-air for quite a while (Giving me time to think about things) and then landing on someone important.
I want to die at 120 having been a burden on society from the age of 80.
I didn't want to die... I want to life forever...:idea2:
Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
EDIT: Or was it Fuzzy Memories?
Hmmm, sounds like something similar to the way Gaesatae Celtic Gaulish warriors die... From Europa Barbarorum. Naked Fanatics of RTW, but uncensored, on drugs, and the equivalent of the vanilla Berserkers in EB in their relative power. Or Galatikoi Tindanotae, the Galatian equivalent of Gaesatae.Quote:
Originally Posted by Whacker
quiet AP... youre confusing them...
He got 'em from Here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monk
My preference: sitting on an autumn hillside with my wife, watching the sunset, we quietly deciding "we're done" and falling asleep forever.
Many, many years from now. :)
Yea I heard about him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quintus.JC
Poor fellow. Judging from his situation of being fired and all, he was probebly depressed.
At least he died doing things he loved.
What's the worst way to die? Reading that website. Those puns are hazardous.Quote:
Originally Posted by KukriKhan
I want to die in the ring, boxing against a prizefighting kangaroo.
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Ach - and I used to be an English teacher too!Quote:
Originally Posted by india
Three 90 yr old Brazilian supermodels would certainly be heart attack inducing.