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    Senior Member Senior Member Beefy187's Avatar
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    Default Re: 1000 ways to die

    Not sure if its a option, but I want to die playing too much tetris.


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    Default Re: 1000 ways to die

    Death by Gah!
    #Hillary4prism

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    Default Re: 1000 ways to die

    death by swing-set
    quae res et cibi genere et cotidiana exercitatione et libertate vitae

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    Default Re: 1000 ways to die

    I'd prefer to die in my sleep.
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    Default Re: 1000 ways to die

    Either with 1 kg of coke and 3 Brazilian supermodels aged ninety,

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    In bed aged ninety, surrounded by grieving grandchildren.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethelred Unread View Post
    Either with 1 kg of coke and 3 Brazilian supermodels aged ninety,

    First I read it, what I got that you wanted three ninety year old Brazilian super models.....
    Then I realised how weird that would be...


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    Default Re: 1000 ways to die

    Er...I don't want to die.

    If I have to then I want it to be in my sleep or a heart attack or something sudden. Nothing that will take too much time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by india View Post
    First I read it, what I got that you wanted three ninety year old Brazilian super models.....
    Then I realised how weird that would be...
    Ach - and I used to be an English teacher too!

    Three 90 yr old Brazilian supermodels would certainly be heart attack inducing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy187 View Post
    Not sure if its a option, but I want to die playing too much tetris.
    Try the strange case of Lee Seung Seop.

    A quick and pointless death is the one for me.

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    Default Re: 1000 ways to die

    I suppose falling through mid-air for quite a while (Giving me time to think about things) and then landing on someone important.
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    I want to die at 120 having been a burden on society from the age of 80.
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    I didn't want to die... I want to life forever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quintus.JC View Post
    Try the strange case of Lee Seung Seop.

    A quick and pointless death is the one for me.
    Yea I heard about him.
    Poor fellow. Judging from his situation of being fired and all, he was probebly depressed.
    At least he died doing things he loved.


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    Beefy, you are a silly moo moo at times, aren't you?

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