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A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
Ha ha! Cowboys are funny! The preacher could have at least got a wine spritzer!
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Originally Posted by A Nerd
A tough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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Originally Posted by Strike For The South
The cowboy didn't have to chose. All Texans know you can have your Kate and Edith too.
Artistic license, as anyone who has ever known a cowboy could tell by:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
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the cowboy asked for a whiskeyand soda
Kate is the cow and Edith the sheep, right? :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Why would a cowboy use a plane? Surely he would be gallivanting across the plains to get to Texas (Assuming he wasn't already in Texas)?
He was obviously gallivanting across the planes of Texas. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Subotan
Excellent observation, and the solid proof that SFTS's opening post is not based on real events. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kukri
We're all outdone, and he makes it look so simple and straightforward too. :shame:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
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Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
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the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda
Very observant indeed. Soda is so New York City that I doubt the word even exists in Texas. If Slim's momma heard him say that he'd get his mouth washed out with soap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
omg... i didnt get it untill i saw your smiley!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre
A cowboy walked into a bar one day and said 'ow'.
Thank you! I'll be here all week! :grin: