A Baptist and A Cowboy

**Strike For The South** · 04-08-2010, 15:55

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

**A Nerd** · 04-08-2010, 15:58

Ha ha! Cowboys are funny! The preacher could have at least got a wine spritzer!

**Strike For The South** · 04-08-2010, 16:05

Originally Posted by A Nerd

Ha ha! Cowboys are funny! The preacher could have at least got a wine spritzer!

<3.

**Hosakawa Tito** · 04-08-2010, 22:57

A tough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

**Louis VI the Fat** · 04-08-2010, 23:04

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

FAKE

The cowboy didn't have to chose. All Texans know you can have your Kate and Edith too.

**KukriKhan** · 04-09-2010, 14:48

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

FAKE

Artistic license, as anyone who has ever known a cowboy could tell by:

the cowboy asked for a whiskey ~~and soda~~

**Gregoshi** · 04-09-2010, 15:03

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

The cowboy didn't have to chose. All Texans know you can have your Kate and Edith too.

Kate is the cow and Edith the sheep, right?

**Subotan** · 04-09-2010, 15:09

Why would a cowboy use a plane? Surely he would be gallivanting across the plains to get to Texas (Assuming he wasn't already in Texas)?

**Gregoshi** · 04-09-2010, 15:16

Originally Posted by Subotan

Why would a cowboy use a plane? Surely he would be gallivanting across the plains to get to Texas (Assuming he wasn't already in Texas)?

He was obviously gallivanting across the planes of Texas.

**Louis VI the Fat** · 04-09-2010, 22:49

Originally Posted by Kukri

the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda

Excellent observation, and the solid proof that SFTS's opening post is not based on real events.

Originally Posted by Gregoshi

He was obviously gallivanting across the planes of Texas.

We're all outdone, and he makes it look so simple and straightforward too.

**Mouzafphaerre** · 04-09-2010, 23:59

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Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito

A tough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

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**Hosakawa Tito** · 04-10-2010, 10:50

the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Excellent observation, and the solid proof that SFTS's opening post is not based on real events.

Very observant indeed. Soda is so New York City that I doubt the word even exists in Texas. If Slim's momma heard him say that he'd get his mouth washed out with soap.