-
Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Hello everyone.
My name is HoreTore. I come from a land far up to the north, a place called Norway. During the 23 years I have lived here, I have always thought that my country is a place where no man is worth more than another; where we are all bound by the same laws and duties. Some recent events, however, have proved me wrong in this. Very wrong.
It all started when DN ran a story about how the King has a hidden fortune he won't report to anyone. A fortune that is, of course, invested in stocks, only poor people keep money in the bank these days. How is this problematic, you say? Well, we norwegians are big on openness of our financial dealings; everyone is required to report their wealth to the authorities. Now, the King is exempted from paying taxes, but he should of course be open about his financial state. In fact he is with most, it's just the part that is invested he's keeping quiet about. But what's the big deal? Well you see, our King is little more than a glorified poster boy nowadays. His "job" is to basically walk around and promote Norwegian businesses. Of course he gets requests from more businesses than he can get around to, so he will have to choose some of them to work with. But when our King has businesses interests of his own, how can we trust him not to favour the companies he himself has shares in? Why should we believe that he isn't using his position as tax-paid head of state to fill his own coffers?
A second story came a few weeks after that, about the crown prince and princess. A few years back, they bought a summer place in Risør, on the south coast of Norway. Nothing special about that, lots of others have done the same. But the inbreds did something nobody else can; they fenced off their property, took the public beach as their own private one and denied the public access to our own country. You see, we norwegians are very fond of walking around in nature. More specifically, we like to walk near water. There are a zillion routes you can walk in this country, at least 99% either lead to water, is by the ocean or takes you around a water. So, to enable us all to both be able to own a cabin near the water and walk around said water, we have declared a beach zone(100m from the sea) as public land; illegal to build in and open to all. But when your family tree consists of lots of cousin marriages, you are above the law. And their minions fell over themselves in trying to please their overlords. The losers? Everyone else, who can no longer walk on the land.
And I hear Sarah Ferguson is making even british politicians blush over her corruption....
No, it's time to cut the crap and cut off some heads. The only good King, is a dead King!
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
there is no need for a guillotine....over here we just shot our last inbred ruler.....much easier IMO.
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
The only good King, is a dead King!
Is there any way to de-elect them, or MUST you kill them? Murdering them seems so... so un-Scandnavian.
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Oh, now don't be such a barbarian, HoreTore. We don't cut off heads anymore.
Use this on your king and crownprince instead....
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
KukriKhan
Is there any way to de-elect them, or MUST you kill them? Murdering them seems so... so un-Scandnavian.
Well, it depends on definition.
You are arguably killing the title of "King" not the current holder themself. They just become a normal rich person, as they have all government/political power cut from them, and their wages via-taxes.
The best time to get rid of a monarch though, is with their death. Thus, you can wait till old-age gets them, then declare yourself a republic after they are gone. At least the Monarch would have gone with happy memories, if they were any good (like Elizabeth the Second).
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
HoreTore
The only good King, is a dead King!
I agree.
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
KukriKhan
Is there any way to de-elect them, or MUST you kill them? Murdering them seems so... so un-Scandnavian.
A King is an instution, it is not a person. Harald V is irrelevant, really. If he abdicates, he is no longer King, and as such there's no longer any reason to whack him. Should he decide not to abdicate, then he will of course go the way of Saddam....
Hah, Louis! If only that would've solved it.... Unfortunately, their women aren't very well known for being faithful, so that won't help..... Does any royal really know who their father is...?
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
KukriKhan
Is there any way to de-elect them, or MUST you kill them? Murdering them seems so... so un-Scandnavian.
It may have been a while, but Norwegians did have a fair rep for using the old axe at one point....
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
The only good King, is a dead King!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Andres
I agree.
Monarchs, and indeed nobility, are people too.
Are you the same Andres that threw a hissyfit over people applauding the death of Afghani insurgents? :deal2:
[/irritating pest]
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Louis VI the Fat
Monarchs, and indeed nobility, are people too.
I beg to differ!!
I see them more like dogs. And I have no problem with putting down an old dog....
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Louis VI the Fat
Monarchs, and indeed nobility, are people too.
Are you the same Andres that made a hissyfit over people applauding the death of Afghani insurgents? :deal2:
[/irritating pest]
Where those the heads of a state because they achieved lots of magnificent and marvelous things, like: 1) managing to flop out of the right womb with more than just a part of their body; 2) ehm, eh, huh, stuff? and things? :creep:
Off with those royal heads!
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
How about changing the inheritance laws so his children gain neither his title nor his wealth. Thus no need to kill him....
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Psychonaut
How about changing the inheritance laws so his children gain neither his title nor his wealth. Thus no need to kill him....
That's no fun. A big public spectacle would make people feel like they actually accomplished something.
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
I fully agree HoreTore, this whole scenario is disgusting.
I mean, why on earth is a monarch competing in the market-place? How improper, as if our fine blue-blooded aristocrats should be working for a living like some common peasant. How can we expect them to carry an air of nobility when they have to earn a living like some rags to riches factory owner?
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Rhyfelwyr
I fully agree HoreTore, this whole scenario is disgusting.
I mean, why on earth is a monarch competing in the market-place? How improper, as if our fine blue-blooded aristocrats should be working for a living like some common peasant. How can we expect them to carry an air of nobility when they have to earn a living like some rags to riches factory owner?
I fully support him making a living for himself instead of mooching off my taxes.
I would prefer him not to do it by exploiting his status as Head of State though, just as I'd like it if the minister for oil and energy wasn't a chairman for Shell, for example....
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
HoreTore
I fully support him making a living for himself instead of mooching off my taxes.
I would prefer him not to do it by exploiting his status as Head of State though, just as I'd like it if the minister for oil and energy wasn't a chairman for Shell, for example....
The only good Republican is a dead Republican!
Wait, that sounds a bit intollerant and anti-Hummanist, hmmmm.....
Seriously though, Royal families are cheap, much cheaper than any other head of state.
On the issue of stocks though, they should be declared after a six month clearing period to allow His Majesty's broker to tidy things up and prevent embarressment.
On the issue of the shore: In Britain the first hundred yards or so are owned by the Queen, and thus can only be closed by her or her government. I assume a similar constitutional situation exists in Norway.
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
The only good Republican is a dead Republican!
Wait, that sounds a bit intollerant and anti-Hummanist, hmmmm.....
Yes, while a "King" is an institution and not a person, and as such using the term "dead king" doesn't refer to an actual dead human, a republican can only be a human being. As such, I am talking about ending an institution, while you're talking about murdering people.
Intollerant and anti-humanist indeed.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
Seriously though, Royal families are cheap, much cheaper than any other head of state.
What on earth are you on about? Our royal family's social security check is 28 million €. Our prime minister earns around 150k €. Our president earns a little less than that.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
On the issue of stocks though, they should be declared after a six month clearing period to allow His Majesty's broker to tidy things up and prevent embarressment.
Your honest opinion is that they should get a 6-month waiting period to cover up corruption....? Seriously...? No wonder labour have been selling titles for years, with voters like you....
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
On the issue of the shore: In Britain the first hundred yards or so are owned by the Queen, and thus can only be closed by her or her government. I assume a similar constitutional situation exists in Norway.
Nope. The first hundred metres are public land, meaning it belongs to me and my fellow citizens, not some inbred who can barely speak. They cannot be closed by anyone, except by special excemption by the city council. And as loyal underlings are always eager to please their masters, the city council fell over themselves to give them the excemption. They didn't even bother to make up an excuse as to why they broke our law and handed off our collective property, they just stated how happy they were to accommodate the royals.
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
HoreTore
Nope. The first hundred metres are public land, meaning it belongs to me and my fellow citizens, not some inbred who can barely speak. They cannot be closed by anyone, except by special excemption by the city council. And as loyal underlings are always eager to please their masters, the city council fell over themselves to give them the excemption. They didn't even bother to make up an excuse as to why they broke our law and handed off our collective property, they just stated how happy they were to accommodate the royals.
Wait, so they didn't actually break the law? :laugh4:
Oh, and :laugh4: at Andres wanting to kill people for closing off beaches but scolding people for admiring a long range shot that killed a Taliban fighter.
CR
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Crazed Rabbit
Wait, so they didn't actually break the law? :laugh4:
What "they" are doing is irrelevant. The royal family is a system of government, and that system of government allowed the law to be broken to accomodate them.
When you're in a position to pass laws yourself, it becomes impossible for you to break the law.
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
HoreTore
Yes, while a "King" is an institution and not a person, and as such using the term "dead king" doesn't refer to an actual dead human, a republican can only be a human being. As such, I am talking about ending an institution, while you're talking about murdering people.
Intollerant and anti-humanist indeed.
Rubbish, you asked for Madame Guillotine. By your arguement I might simple mean "re-educating" a Republicn so that he can be Reborn as a good Monarchist.
We all know about your opinions regarding royalty, nobility and anyone with large tracts od land.
Quote:
What on earth are you on about? Our royal family's social security check is 28 million €. Our prime minister earns around 150k €. Our president earns a little less than that.
You don't have a president, at least not a Head of State one like in America. How much do you suppose it costs to maintain the US president? The private jet, the custom bullet-prrof office chair, the clothes, the Navy Stewards?
Quote:
Your honest opinion is that they should get a 6-month waiting period to cover up corruption....? Seriously...? No wonder labour have been selling titles for years, with voters like you....
Yes, because I am a political realist and the discovery that the Norwegian Head of State's broker has been short-selling government bonds would be embarressing for your country. Like it or not you are currently a monarchy and discrediting your King is not in your short or medium-term interests.
Nope. The first hundred metres are public land, meaning it belongs to me and my fellow citizens, not some inbred who can barely speak. They cannot be closed by anyone, except by special excemption by the city council. And as loyal underlings are always eager to please their masters, the city council fell over themselves to give them the excemption. They didn't even bother to make up an excuse as to why they broke our law and handed off our collective property, they just stated how happy they were to accommodate the royals.[/QUOTE]
So the City Council (duly elected?) passed a law to make it legal to close the beach, which you deem illegal.
Democracy in action, that.
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
HoreTore
What on earth are you on about? Our royal family's social security check is 28 million €. Our prime minister earns around 150k €. Our president earns a little less than that.
In the UK, they like to compare the wage we would give them to the President of the United States. It is one of those "Pro-Monarch" arguments which in reality, make no sense at all as it would never be more expensive than the current monarch and her family with its numerous heirs and hangers-on.
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
HoreTore
Yes, while a "King" is an institution and not a person, and as such using the term "dead king" doesn't refer to an actual dead human, a republican can only be a human being. As such, I am talking about ending an institution, while you're talking about murdering people.
Nice try, I suppose next you're going to explain to us how you end an institution using a Guillotine without harming any humans...
And after that you could explain how exactly you meant the following comment:
Quote:
Originally Posted by
HoreTore
I beg to differ!!
I see them more like dogs. And I have no problem with putting down an old dog....
You know, every time people say insurgents or terrorists should be put down like dogs, you have a problem with it.
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
Rubbish, you asked for Madame Guillotine. By your arguement I might simple mean "re-educating" a Republicn so that he can be Reborn as a good Monarchist.
We all know about your opinions regarding royalty, nobility and anyone with large tracts od land.
Yes, if the King does not want to abdicate, the guillotine will have to do it for him. It is my firm belief that every dictator should be shot.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
You don't have a president, at least not a Head of State one like in America. How much do you suppose it costs to maintain the US president? The private jet, the custom bullet-prrof office chair, the clothes, the Navy Stewards?
As Beskar has pointed out, this argument is rubbish. Why on earth do we have to have a president like the US, why can't we have one like Germany does? Germany's president is paid, as far as I know, about the same as other german politicians. Could you please explain just why that option isn't possible for us...?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
Yes, because I am a political realist and the discovery that the Norwegian Head of State's broker has been short-selling government bonds would be embarressing for your country. Like it or not you are currently a monarchy and discrediting your King is not in your short or medium-term interests.
It was pretty damn embarrasing for Britain when you found out that Labour had been selling titles too. Should that scandal have been kept in the closet too...?
It is our national interest to ensure that those entrusted with power and prestige on behalf of our population uses it for the purpose it is intended, not to enrich themselves. High profile corruption cases will scare others from doing so. So in fact, it is very much in our interest to have our king cast down as a corrupt imbecile; it will prove once and for to everyone that nobody is above the law.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
So the City Council (duly elected?) passed a law to make it legal to close the beach, which you deem illegal.
Democracy in action, that.
They did not pass a law, they made an excemption. And an excemption made based on connections and face-value is what we usually term camaraderie and corruption. If a politician had done something like that he'd have to clear his desk by the end of the day, never to return to politics again. Åslaug Haga had to withdraw as both leader of the centre party and as Minister of Local Government and Regional Development after a couple of minor building code violations and a few thousand NOK in unpaid taxes(that she didn't know she had to pay). They would've teared her a new one if she had used her political connections to build a summer retreat near the beach. And rightly so!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Husar
Nice try, I suppose next you're going to explain to us how you end an institution using a Guillotine without harming any humans...
And after that you could explain how exactly you meant the following comment:
You know, every time people say insurgents or terrorists should be put down like dogs, you have a problem with it.
I had absolutely no problem with hanging Saddam, nor would I object to whacking OBL, Karzai or Mullah Omar. Any and every dictator should be shot. Those who put themselves above the law should not be protected by the law.
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Still an abdicated throne would be good idea. Perhaps repeated ingestion of your local delicatessen various rotten-fish-contraptions as part of official duty might be a good incentive to make them see Norwegian sense. While we are at it: what would it cost to get our resident idiots to have some of that, too?
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
You'll never get rid of them anymore, horeTore.
The problem with monarchs is that so many people get under the spell of their power. Wealth and power are magnets, they attract. By supporting the monarchy, a bit of its glamour and magnificence shines on the supporter. Like moths hovering around a lamp. Regardless of whether it concerns people in actual power, who lose their republican values the second they get their chance to get close to a monarch, or the masses. Supporting the monarchy makes the lower and middle class supporter believe he is really one class higher than he actually is.
They complain about the politician earning 100k, but willingly grant the monarch his millions. And his beaches. and all other priviliges. All the royal has got to do in return is to marry, to have babies, and to die, so as to fill the tabloids for the reader to fawn over.
Still, why people would willingly be subjects of a monarch will always remain beyond me.
I suppose you people are simply not ready yet for the status of free and equal citizen, the sole master of his own destiny. :knight:
Que veut cette horde d'esclaves, de traîtres, de rois conjurés?
Pour qui ces ignobles entraves, ces fers dès longtemps préparés?
Français, pour nous, ah! Quel outrage, quels transports il doit exciter!
C'est nous qu'on ose méditer, de rendre à l'antique esclavage!
Aux armes, citoyens! Formez vos bataillons! Marchons, marchons!! :knight: :france:
(O arme, Bordèu!)
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
HoreTore
As Beskar has pointed out, this argument is rubbish. Why on earth do we have to have a president like the US, why can't we have one like Germany does? Germany's president is paid, as far as I know, about the same as other german politicians. Could you please explain just why that option isn't possible for us...?
A President would be basically identical to the Prime-Minister. As such, any comparisons to the USA are completely bogus, especially when the British Prime-minister conducts majority of functions a president would do. In-fact, you could simply remove the Monarch and just keep the current system, and simply have some sort of constitutional court which allows the government to be formed after election. This would effectively be significantly cheaper than having a president at all.
"Pro-monarchists" like to dismiss this, because their position has no real logic or merit, and merely "lets keep it, because we always done it".
(I really hate this argument. It just shows the stupidity of anyone who says it. Something good would simply speak for itself without this ever being raised.)
Quote:
It is our national interest to ensure that those entrusted with power and prestige on behalf of our population uses it for the purpose it is intended, not to enrich themselves. High profile corruption cases will scare others from doing so. So in fact, it is very much in our interest to have our king cast down as a corrupt imbecile; it will prove once and for to everyone that nobody is above the law.
Agreed. This goes for MP's too, fiddling the expenses. They should have been barred from re-election in any significant cases and others being dishonourably discharged.
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
HoreTore
Yes, if the King does not want to abdicate, the guillotine will have to do it for him. It is my firm belief that every dictator should be shot.
Yes I know, so enough with the mock outrage please. You want to kill monarchs, I compared that to killing Republicans. Really, all this pent up hatred isn't healthy. Just pension them off somewhere.
Quote:
As Beskar has pointed out, this argument is rubbish. Why on earth do we have to have a president like the US, why can't we have one like Germany does? Germany's president is paid, as far as I know, about the same as other german politicians. Could you please explain just why that option isn't possible for us...?
Can you remember the name of Germany's president? Your King is high visibility for (relavely) low cost, you can't get that level of visability internationally for as low a cost with a president.
Quote:
It was pretty damn embarrasing for Britain when you found out that Labour had been selling titles too. Should that scandal have been kept in the closet too...?
Yes, but it's no longer relevent, because it only reflected badly on Blair, not the Queen, and now the issue is gone like so much smoke. Royal scandals stick around for years, monetory ones for decades. Mark my words, Sarah Ferguson will never recover from her recent blunder.
Quote:
It is our national interest to ensure that those entrusted with power and prestige on behalf of our population uses it for the purpose it is intended, not to enrich themselves. High profile corruption cases will scare others from doing so. So in fact, it is very much in our interest to have our king cast down as a corrupt imbecile; it will prove once and for to everyone that nobody is above the law.
Except...he's your King and I very much expect that your State is almost as vested in him as our is in our Queen. The scandal would (probably) be of little actual political import (unlike the cash-for honours one which involved not just money but power) and would hang around like a bad smell.
Quote:
They did not pass a law, they made an excemption. And an excemption made based on connections and face-value is what we usually term camaraderie and corruption. If a politician had done something like that he'd have to clear his desk by the end of the day, never to return to politics again. Åslaug Haga had to withdraw as both leader of the centre party and as Minister of Local Government and Regional Development after a couple of minor building code violations and a few thousand NOK in unpaid taxes(that she didn't know she had to pay). They would've teared her a new one if she had used her political connections to build a summer retreat near the beach. And rightly so!
Well, ultimately it is the responsibility of the King to disipline his heir, or disinherit him. Still, if the King is as universally loathed as you suggest he probably doesn't feel much responsibility toward his subjects.
I had absolutely no problem with hanging Saddam, nor would I object to whacking OBL, Karzai or Mullah Omar. Any and every dictator should be shot. Those who put themselves above the law should not be protected by the law.[/QUOTE]
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Crazed Rabbit
Wait, so they didn't actually break the law? :laugh4:
Oh, and :laugh4: at Andres wanting to kill people for closing off beaches but scolding people for admiring a long range shot that killed a Taliban fighter.
CR
:inquisitive:
:laugh4: at you for not being able to make the distinction between when I'm serious and when I'm not. Of course, I don't want to behead our royals, but the institution needs to disappear.
But if thinking that I truly want to decapacitate all royal families is what makes you happy, then carry on :shrug:
-
Re: Louis; hand me that guillotine!
Quote:
Yes, because I am a political realist and the discovery that the Norwegian Head of State's broker has been short-selling government bonds would be embarressing for your country. Like it or not you are currently a monarchy and discrediting your King is not in your short or medium-term interests.
This is golden. I've never met someone who thinks it's acceptable to cover up royal scandals, instead of expecting kings and crown princes to...you know, behave themselves.
It seems only fair that if a person gets to represent an entire nation, being paid for it generously and without having any sort of mandate from the voters, that person ought to refrain rom doing anything that would embarass the nation. Let alone anything that would be dubious from a legal perspective or even illegal. But that's to much to ask apparently :juggle:
