How exciting, on a side note I think it was the same girl from my biology class.
I think I will bed her
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How exciting, on a side note I think it was the same girl from my biology class.
I think I will bed her
Oh yes, lucky girl. :P So have you asked her if she is attracted to men who spend half their lives trolling on internet gaming sites? I bet it would turn her on...
Eye contact! That's always good!
Did she make eye contact before or after she asked if you wanted Fries with that?
ZING!Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
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Oh yes, lucky girl. :P So have you asked her if she is attracted to men who spend half their lives trolling on internet gaming sites? I bet it would turn her on...
Ouch! Looks like marriage could be in the future! Just keep looking!Quote:
Eye contact! That's always good!
Did she make eye contact before or after she asked if you wanted Fries with that?
I looked at this Texan today. I think I stared to long as he started to eye me. I hope he doesn't get the wrong idea.
GO STFS!!!!!!!!!!
Got to get my pom poms out!
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Ouch...
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Originally Posted by AntiKingWarmanCake88
Can you lend me a pair?
Or, on a different note, should I lend you a pair?
Geez Luig wth is wrong with lately you are killing me lolololQuote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Aw man, that's awsome you'd make such a cute couple awwwww!!!
Eye contact already... you're taking things too fast, you both aren't ready for that yet.
Make her dance on the pole, then pics.
Implying this isn't a troll comment, oh the irony!Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
:daisy::daisy::daisy:
pics or it didn´t happen!
Hopefully of nude women! :D
:daisy::daisy::daisy:
I finally got sexted. Just like the kids, only with old people. I ARE HIP!
Was it everything you hoped for?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Was it everything dreamed?
You are so beau
I gotta say, at my age just having a pretty woman send you nekkid piks is darn cool. I can see why the kids are addicted to this stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Kids are stupid and naive, adults, however, should know better. I hope she understands that whatever she sent you is essentially public property.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Don't let me rain on your parade though. Congrats! :2thumbsup:
Nonsense, I put her contribution to humanities and the arts in a deeply encrypted partition. Were I to keel over from a heart attack this minute, nobody but the NSA or a talented team of Russian hackers would be able to get at them pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
A gentleman would never share such treasures or violate a pretty lady's trust. I'll leave that sort of misbehavior to the teens.
Share those pics or it didn't happen. :whip:
I would never accuse you of such. :bow: But the digital trail from her phone to yours is somewhat less protected. It doesn't take hackers, just some bored IT guys at Verizon to get those photos into the wild. And does she know how to purge her phone?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Ah, well, there is no such digital trail. All we have to fear is Google and their evil Gmail empire. So I guess technically I wasn't sexted, since that requires a phone. Or does it? Is there an alternative term when a gorgeous woman sends you nekkid pics via Gmail?
She sent the pics through GMail? So the NSA does already have them on file. ~;)
Seriously though, I would trust Google even less than the Verizon networking staff. At least there is a good chance the Verizon folks are too incompetent to intercept.
That's great! I'm really happy for you, Lemur. I hope the two of you will have a great time together!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Those pictures of my sister are supposed to be private in exchange for my special treatment
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Well Louis, you have just solved my issue with spending too long on this site today, I fear I shall never return...