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  1. 10-25-2010, 17:14 #1
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    Default I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    How exciting, on a side note I think it was the same girl from my biology class.
    I think I will bed her
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    Oh yes, lucky girl. :P So have you asked her if she is attracted to men who spend half their lives trolling on internet gaming sites? I bet it would turn her on...
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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    Eye contact! That's always good!


    Did she make eye contact before or after she asked if you wanted Fries with that?
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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Eye contact! That's always good!


    Did she make eye contact before or after she asked if you wanted Fries with that?
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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    Oh yes, lucky girl. :P So have you asked her if she is attracted to men who spend half their lives trolling on internet gaming sites? I bet it would turn her on...
    Eye contact! That's always good!


    Did she make eye contact before or after she asked if you wanted Fries with that?
    Ouch! Looks like marriage could be in the future! Just keep looking!
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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    I looked at this Texan today. I think I stared to long as he started to eye me. I hope he doesn't get the wrong idea.
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    GO STFS!!!!!!!!!!

    Got to get my pom poms out!

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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    Ouch...
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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Eye contact! That's always good!


    Did she make eye contact before or after she asked if you wanted Fries with that?
    Geez Luig wth is wrong with lately you are killing me lololol
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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    Aw man, that's awsome you'd make such a cute couple awwwww!!!


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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    Eye contact already... you're taking things too fast, you both aren't ready for that yet.
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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    Make her dance on the pole, then pics.
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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    Quote Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again View Post
    Oh yes, lucky girl. :P So have you asked her if she is attracted to men who spend half their lives trolling on internet gaming sites? I bet it would turn her on...
    Implying this isn't a troll comment, oh the irony!
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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    pics or it didn´t happen!
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    Hopefully of nude women! :D
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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    I finally got sexted. Just like the kids, only with old people. I ARE HIP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I finally got sexted. Just like the kids, only with old people. I ARE HIP!
    Was it everything you hoped for?

    Was it everything dreamed?

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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Was it everything you hoped for?

    Was it everything dreamed?
    I gotta say, at my age just having a pretty woman send you nekkid piks is darn cool. I can see why the kids are addicted to this stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I finally got sexted. Just like the kids, only with old people. I ARE HIP!
    Kids are stupid and naive, adults, however, should know better. I hope she understands that whatever she sent you is essentially public property.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    Kids are stupid and naive, adults, however, should know better. I hope she understands that whatever she sent you is essentially public property.
    Nonsense, I put her contribution to humanities and the arts in a deeply encrypted partition. Were I to keel over from a heart attack this minute, nobody but the NSA or a talented team of Russian hackers would be able to get at them pics.

    A gentleman would never share such treasures or violate a pretty lady's trust. I'll leave that sort of misbehavior to the teens.
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    Share those pics or it didn't happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    A gentleman would never share such treasures or violate a pretty lady's trust.
    I would never accuse you of such. But the digital trail from her phone to yours is somewhat less protected. It doesn't take hackers, just some bored IT guys at Verizon to get those photos into the wild. And does she know how to purge her phone?
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    Default Re: I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

    Ah, well, there is no such digital trail. All we have to fear is Google and their evil Gmail empire. So I guess technically I wasn't sexted, since that requires a phone. Or does it? Is there an alternative term when a gorgeous woman sends you nekkid pics via Gmail?
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    She sent the pics through GMail? So the NSA does already have them on file.

    Seriously though, I would trust Google even less than the Verizon networking staff. At least there is a good chance the Verizon folks are too incompetent to intercept.
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    Anyway, here she is guys:





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    Those pictures of my sister are supposed to be private in exchange for my special treatment

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    Well Louis, you have just solved my issue with spending too long on this site today, I fear I shall never return...
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