And she now has two kids.
Don't get me wrong I still would but damn
bullet dodged amirite?
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And she now has two kids.
Don't get me wrong I still would but damn
bullet dodged amirite?
Everybody knows you're shooting blanks, partner. No danger there.
Assuming she is roughly your age, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
DOn't taLk 2 her agan, strke. avoiD chld supprt!!!
Aye.Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
This, just to be sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
Babies are cute, your loss².
Going to great lenghts again just to insult my little sister, aren't we!? :furious3:
We've told you before, they're not yours. The oldest child is by the Columbian, the youngest is by that Ukrainian who was found drowned in the river after a night's binge drinking. Or maybe the youngest is by my uncle, the suspicion remains.
We don't need your money or support. Why can't you just be happy she has found a means of income? The adverts from her YouTube poledancing videos already generate € 15 a month and will increase if it gives her some modelling work.
Depends on what you want outta life. At least you're thinking with the right head.
ehm... which tube you found her on???
damn right!Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
The tubes = the internetQuote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
One of my exes now has a bestseller, and I'm trying hard not to seethe with petty jealousy. Strangely, I am not jealous of the girl who's now the CDC's go-to anthrax scientist.
damn straight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
count your blessings and move on.
Maybe - but you keep dodging and you shall by the last of Thy line. No little Southerners, no grandchildren, no one to wipe away the drool in 60 years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
I like kids, you missed out :P
for dinnerQuote:
Originally Posted by TheLastDays
Don't be jealous, be thankful. It's obvious she is trying to "Twilightize" the dangers of deep-sea life, probably to soothe anxieties and pave the way for the impending octo-squid invasion. Her intentions are suspect, her humanity compromised, her soul forfeit, her insanity imminent. You dodged a bullet!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Tubes yes generally can be the internet, it can be more specifically youtube, or more 'fleshy' in the form of variations of that name. So the question about which tube wasn't the internet, it was was it the mainstream youtube or a pron variant... kind of a cheap zinger. :book:
Agreed, although I'd be very worried if an ex was the CDC's go-to VD scientist.:dizzy2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Strike posted this like 8 months ago. Knowing Texas women, she is probably divorced and the kids are having their first beer right now.
Venit, vidit, vicit.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
What if she kept a video of you and decides to post it on youtube?
HAters gonna hateQuote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
We couldn't find one with a powerful enough level of zoom...ZINGQuote:
What if she kept a video of you and decides to post it on youtube?
https://img11.imageshack.us/img11/50...kriegkitty.jpgQuote:
Maybe - but you keep dodging and you shall by the last of Thy line. No little Southerners, no grandchildren, no one to wipe away the drool in 60 years.
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