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    One of my exes now has a bestseller, and I'm trying hard not to seethe with petty jealousy. Strangely, I am not jealous of the girl who's now the CDC's go-to anthrax scientist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    One of my exes now has a bestseller, and I'm trying hard not to seethe with petty jealousy.
    Don't be jealous, be thankful. It's obvious she is trying to "Twilightize" the dangers of deep-sea life, probably to soothe anxieties and pave the way for the impending octo-squid invasion. Her intentions are suspect, her humanity compromised, her soul forfeit, her insanity imminent. You dodged a bullet!
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    Tubes yes generally can be the internet, it can be more specifically youtube, or more 'fleshy' in the form of variations of that name. So the question about which tube wasn't the internet, it was was it the mainstream youtube or a pron variant... kind of a cheap zinger.

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    Strangely, I am not jealous of the girl who's now the CDC's go-to anthrax scientist.
    Agreed, although I'd be very worried if an ex was the CDC's go-to VD scientist.
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    Strike posted this like 8 months ago. Knowing Texas women, she is probably divorced and the kids are having their first beer right now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    Knowing Texas women, she is probably divorced and the kids are having their first beer right now.
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    What if she kept a video of you and decides to post it on youtube?
    Wooooo!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    Strike posted this like 8 months ago. Knowing Texas women, she is probably divorced and the kids are having their first beer right now.
    HAters gonna hate

    What if she kept a video of you and decides to post it on youtube?
    We couldn't find one with a powerful enough level of zoom...ZING

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