Who would have known...

...that waiting on a random spot, with a sleeping baby in a baby carriage next to you would attract so many women.

She: "Ooooh, he's so cute. Is he yours?"
Me: "Yes, he is."
She: "He's beautiful."
Me: (grinning) "Of course he is, I'm his father!"
She: "Oh, you!" (smiles)
Me: (laughs)
She: "You did very well!" (winks)
Me: (a bit uncomfortable) "Ehm, yes, but..."
She: "You should make more of those" (winks again, smiles mysteriously at me).
Me: * blushes *

I had that kind of conversation with at least 10 women of all ages (it was weird being talked to like that by a 70 year old) in less than 15 minutes; and it wasn't even a crowdy place.

:sweatdrop:

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Maybe I should borrow one from someone...

Babies drive women's hormones into overdrive. Baby powder has a similar effect.

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

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Maybe I should borrow one from someone...

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Get a puppy

I have two lovely beagles.

I'm pretty ugly though, doesn't make up for it.

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Originally Posted by Psychonaut

Babies drive women's hormones into overdrive. Baby powder has a similar effect.

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Not just women's hormones either: men are not indifferent to the charm either.
The look of a baby's face induces your brain to start producing bonding hormones which puts you into protect/nurse/cuddle mode and will make you take risks to be with that person you would otherwise not take.

Yes, babies are awesome.

Glad it's not just me

All well and good but did they offer to change the nappy or wipe up the vomit? :inquisitive:

Kinky but I think they were just talking about the baby

You sure she didn't see anything hanging out of your shorts? That could have been it? She noticed you were made for breeding.

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Originally Posted by Fragony

Kinky but I think they were just talking about the baby

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:laugh4: Touche.

Possession of an infant child on the street publicizes the following:

1. Fertility
2. Child rearing desire
3. Willingness to stay in a relationship for longer than 9 months
4. Positive selection by a fellow female

Of course you attract women in droves.

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Originally Posted by drone

Possession of an infant child on the street publicizes the following:

1. Fertility
2. Child rearing desire
3. Willingness to stay in a relationship for longer than 9 months
4. Positive selection by a fellow female

Of course you attract women in droves.

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And there we have it, Catch 22 extreme.

If you are in a relationship you are much more likely to be attractive to the opposite sex (not to mention single men actually are a bit pathetic).

What has always stunned me is that it doesn't seem to occur to any of these women that if they can steal you, then you are open to being stolen and not much use for the long haul.

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Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla

not to mention single men actually are a bit pathetic

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Eh, thanks? A bit harsh surely...

Congrats!

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Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

Eh, thanks? A bit harsh surely...

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Can't stop crying

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Originally Posted by drone

Possession of an infant child on the street publicizes the following:

1. Fertility
2. Child rearing desire
3. Willingness to stay in a relationship for longer than 9 months
4. Positive selection by a fellow female

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Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla

What has always stunned me is that it doesn't seem to occur to any of these women that if they can steal you, then you are open to being stolen and not much use for the long haul.

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I don't think they think that way....the women I mean. I might be as wrong as that wizard who thought time was ripe for cheese cauldrons, but....well, just my two bits.

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Originally Posted by india

I don't think they think that way....the women I mean. I might be as wrong as that wizard who thought time was ripe for cheese cauldrons, but....well, just my two bits.

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Oh yeah they do, prospects of getting laid significantly improve if you have a g/f

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

I have two lovely beagles.

I'm pretty ugly though, doesn't make up for it.

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i think you are handsome :)

say... u wanna go some place silent and make alot of noise?

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Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla

And there we have it, Catch 22 extreme.

If you are in a relationship you are much more likely to be attractive to the opposite sex (not to mention single men actually are a bit pathetic).

What has always stunned me is that it doesn't seem to occur to any of these women that if they can steal you, then you are open to being stolen and not much use for the long haul.

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short term thinking and long term memory loss!


btw you know what would attract alot more women

sleeping on a random spot with a baby in a baby carriage next to you




it will most likely attract other people amongst whom probably the police and the child protection service

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Originally Posted by The Stranger

i think you are handsome :)

say... u wanna go some place silent and make alot of noise?

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We could have made out in that movie theatre, it was dark and late at night.

Oh, TS, if only you weren't on the other side of the world...

(Dont let Reenk find out about this)