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Shes my cousin, so be nice. Shes 19, and quite pretty, (I saw her today).
Now all you have to do, Strike, is convert, learn Torah all day, and dress like this guy:
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/...atisyahu-1.jpg
Good luck my friend. I look forward to being your relative.
:help:
Need picture of your cousin, not some Orthodox Jew. (Which Strike couldn't convert to, anyway)
Can I have her if Strike declines, it's really cold I could really use a 19 year old hottie at the mo
I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin". :sick:
Is she cute?
Down boy, you are old enough to be her father.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Those damn Louisiana cajuns.Quote:
I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin".
I need to know the rules regarding alcohol
I'm willing to give up pork as long as I can fill that void with massive beer consumption
Balls in your court
Hey I'll dress like that for a cute girl, heck i already have the curly hair and if i ever let my beard grow i think i would be set.
DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!
No pics, sorry, privacy is paramount.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Whats wrong with wanting Strike as a relative?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
If it wasnt considered incestuous to say so, Id say she is.Quote:
Originally Posted by AntiKingWarmanCake88
Alcoholism is encouraged as long as you learn Torah all day and dont beat your wife and kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Beard is optional. :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
Beards are cool.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/images/...53_640_360.jpg
hey, you're the one who had to be a Native American :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
jk..jk...
I doubt beards matter.
Gotta be circumsized too, youngblood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Oh yeah, forgot about that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
I can attest Strike is circumsized, I have seen so myse....erm...or so he said so himself one day.
Although one can question if 'Strike jr.' is accurately described by any word containing the word 'size' in it.
Mucho compensation, los muscles grandes. :yes:
Ahh, but is it a kosher circumcision sanctioned by a Rabbi? If not he'll probably have to do it again. shouldn't hurt much...:sweatdrop:
Well, in cases where the convert is already circumcised, all the rabbi does is prick it.
I've had a full beard since I was 15. Surely that's a sign of masculinity?...Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
why do you hide our love?Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Well that's alright then, doesn't sound painful at all. :smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Could be kinda kinkyQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychonaut
When I say "prick" I mean he pricks it enough to draw some blood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychonaut
Just a heads up. Usually takes about 3 days to heal.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
I think I'm circumcised, though. I got some things going for me, eh?
Same here. Plus, I can grow a beard.
For all I care she could be twins and I wouldn't let a religious authority with a knife near my privates.
Threads like this make me glad we replaced circumcision with baptism. :sweatdrop:
Well, at least you accept the authority part. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarmatian
Are we talking arranged marriage here or is there an option for strike to meet her first? If they break up and she blames Strike, who will have to leave the .org?
Neither can I, unless the kinda fluff that grows on your belly counts when it grows on cheeks. we are still men. But we still ain't jewish, I don't have curly hair either, blond and blue eyes in fact, major disadvantage they think we have bad character for some reason, racists. I want Hooaguy's cousin but I don't know howQuote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah