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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Well, in cases where the convert is already circumcised, all the rabbi does is prick it.
    Well that's alright then, doesn't sound painful at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychonaut View Post
    Well that's alright then, doesn't sound painful at all.
    Could be kinda kinky
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychonaut View Post
    Well that's alright then, doesn't sound painful at all.
    When I say "prick" I mean he pricks it enough to draw some blood.
    Just a heads up. Usually takes about 3 days to heal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    When I say "prick" I mean he pricks it enough to draw some blood.
    Just a heads up. Usually takes about 3 days to heal.
    lol
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    I think I'm circumcised, though. I got some things going for me, eh?
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    Same here. Plus, I can grow a beard.
    Wooooo!!!

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    For all I care she could be twins and I wouldn't let a religious authority with a knife near my privates.

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    Threads like this make me glad we replaced circumcision with baptism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarmatian View Post
    For all I care she could be twins and I wouldn't let a religious authority with a knife near my privates.
    Well, at least you accept the authority part.

    Are we talking arranged marriage here or is there an option for strike to meet her first? If they break up and she blames Strike, who will have to leave the .org?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    I think I'm circumcised, though. I got some things going for me, eh?
    you think?

    ok, here is my advice: go to wikipedia. look up the article on the relevent bodypart, and compare.

    Threads like this make me glad we replaced circumcision with baptism.
    makes me glad we don't have to do either*

    *ok, a lot of Imams will swear by circumcision's prefereability, but really, its not fard. baptism is plain ol' forbidden
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    Wait, Muslims dont circumcise?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Wait, Muslims dont circumcise?
    we do, but it's not really necessary: it's one of those sunna's everyone wants to follow, especially in Arab countries, even though, as I implied, some Imams describe is as a fard.

    as a result, I, my dad, and well...every male in my family so far is circumcised. my dad in particular has similar opinions on uncircumcised people as King Saul did when it looked like he was going to be captured by the philistines: disgraceful (doesn't help his opinion that he it done voluntarily, when he turned ~13). of course, as a Jewish man, I think you are aware of what Saul did when he realized he was going to be captured?
    Last edited by Ibrahim; 12-06-2010 at 05:28.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Wait, Muslims dont circumcise?
    Yeah they do but with a scimitar. Sometimes it goes wrong and they radicalise

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