Quite a bit.
My question to you is what would you spend your time doing if you had the choice. Anonymous for honesty.
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Quite a bit.
My question to you is what would you spend your time doing if you had the choice. Anonymous for honesty.
Watching porn
The Backroom.
I'm firmly in the video games camp. I'm on the fence between self crank and sex with the cohabitating fiance. It has always been like this and I'm not bothered, our frequesncy has always been between 2 and 4 times per month. She doesn't seem particularly keen on sex anyway - I just want to gauge whether this is sustainable. We are getting married in a year and a half and I believe that there are simply better things to do with your time than have sex these days. Life is more fun than that nonsense and who wants to get pregnant anyway?
I have sex the 4 times a month on principle to exchange emotional cohesion pheremones. Sometimes I'm really into it, but to be honest there are faster and more satisfying ways of taking care of those desires.
I look healthy, but I'm not technically healthy due to the liver disease, adrenal cortex disease and ulcerative colitis and handfuls of medicine I'm on. I can do the physical activity that other people can do with some training and will-power, but the fist full of pills probably has to do with where I stand on this. I really just wanted to see if anyone else is in this camp.
I'm happy with my life and my fiancee was made for me btw
Well like the weather my sexlife dropped to minus zero, it's winter. Winter is cold all life dies. Pulp Friction.
Roundhouse kicks! They are the best.
The only thing better than sex is better sex.
I expected more of you I am frankly a bit disturbed, a simple handlock will do it just as well and it's only moderately abusingQuote:
Originally Posted by Vuk
I'd rather watch Vålerenga play than have sex. Or rather, I'd watch Vålerenga first, then have sex.
Louis VI the Fat.
Being with my 6 month old.
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Congratulations on the little one.Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
Thanks. My wife left end of October and him with her. I've seen neither since.
So, I can rather objectively assess which I miss the most.
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Nah, you don't have to kick anyone! Kick the air, kick a tree, kick a bag! Just kick, kick, kick! Nothing is funner than a roundhouse kick!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
That's a shame, I hope it works out well for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
Sex is good
A blowjob while you're drinking a beer is better
Does that fall under "other hobby"
So, now we know why Strike wants to brew beer.
A subject for another thread, perhaps? "What is better, penetration or blowjob?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
That of course depends on the lady and how tired you are, sometimes you just wanna relax, ya knowQuote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
Snorting cocaine off the *** of a hooker, while injecting heroine into your arm as you play video games. With a big plate of Belgian Waffles in front of you covered in Strawberries, whipped cream and authentic Canadian maple syrup.
The beach at night during the mild fall season.
edit: You can fornicate too at some time, as long as you have the beach to yourself.
sex with the top 10 pornstars of your choice.
I think that if you are happy and in love, you're having just as much sex as you should be, regardless of the actual number of occurrences.Quote:
Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
A lot of people substitute physical intimacy for emotional intimacy. People want a deeper connection with their partner, but are unwilling or unable to subject their innermost feelings to scrutiny.
Not catching a STD.
STD's are so harmless they're quite irrelevant, really. Like a cold, just for your penis. A couple of free pills and you're cured.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910
Herpes doesn't go away with a few pills.
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Yes, and my cell phone might give me cancer, too....Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
???Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
It's a virus. There is no cure. The others are all either protozoan (syphilis) or bacterial (gonorrhoea), barring HIV of course.
The "short course of pills" can last several months in such lovely cases as epididimitis where the infection has spread to your testicles and unsurprisingly is ever so slightly painful.
And chlamydia is often asymptomatic. In blokes that's fine but in women can over time lead to infertility.
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Lets face it; nobody knows you better than yourself. I've killed more future offspring by way of a gym sock than anything imaginable. Entire universes have laid waste in various public restrooms, church closets, and in the dark recesses of my house while the wife and kids were doing family crap. Oceans of man gravy have been sprayed during the most wild of fantasies that would make the average sexual pervert want to take his brain out of his skull and soak it in rubbing alcohol. If my masterbation caused global warming, the temperature of the Earth would be of the surface of the sun. I've spanked more monkey than the Man in the Big Yellow Hat in the Curious George series. I'd put Dairy Queen out of business with the amount of bannana splits I've made.
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