That's why work has been so busy. Don't worry guys, I figured it out
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That's why work has been so busy. Don't worry guys, I figured it out
No one wants to talk about my day at work?
I'm going to the bar
I want a divorce
What bar? where?
Did you get the address for tomorrow?Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Yes. I was going to do a recon this evening, but when I went out to the car the traffic on the I was gridlocked and I said "wrong answer, taco truck for meh"
I love the taco truck. Would like to open one on Bagram airfield in Afghanistan. Would make big bucks, but the problem is all the big vans in that country tend to blow up before I can buy them
recon?
DO YOU NOT TRUST ME?
Also, I will be bringing a rape whitsle
Actually, I was just hungry
And i was hoping to meet a hot asian waitress, tip her well, and then when we meet there I am mr popular and u think I have game
I want to hear.
I thought the whole point was to go home with me :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
No. I don't even know what Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur is, or why you would be busy. I don't celebrate Mexican holidays.
BTW, I heard you have muscles. You should consider being a model. I have some camera equipment in my motel room.
Ok, I work at one of the few, if not the only place in South Texas that sells kosher meat (certainly the best). Lately there have been more Jewish customers, more often, and all seem on edge.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Couple that with the fact the workforce is mostly Catholic and Texan, while the Jews are from New York.
It's been a hairy week.
So today some lady told me it would be "my ass" if I ruined her Yom Kippur, that statement led me to a google search.
Oh,we can have sex, it won't be pleasant, but we canQuote:
BTW, I heard you have muscles. You should consider being a model. I have some camera equipment in my motel room.
Why must you turn this into a gay thing? I was simply pointing out that I can take professional photos of oiled up men in my motel. That does not make me gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsDx0Ft5oH8
Jewish new year? Where do you work, the synagogue? Kosher butcher?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
I like it when Strike say he's tired from handling meat all day.
Oil wrestling?Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_wrestling
Or as I like to say, it's just guys helping guys.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Jewish holidays. Lots of feasting during Rosh Hashanah (Jewish new year), fasting during Yom Kippur (day of repentance). Wont be celebrating Rosh Hashanah this year, but I might do the other one out of guilt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
My favorite Jewish holiday is Cinco de Mayo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Oh come on, bra, you know me better than this :) I love to mix up ethnic and cultural holidays and languages, it is fun. Why just the other day a Mormon yelled at me because I started talking about Tom Cruise and getting to level 15.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Good luck on your fast. I will eat some Vietnamese Pho tonight and be thinking of you