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I like to have sex with my games
Let's face it you always know what you're getting with games http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...gc-anxious.gif the girl you leave the pub with at 3 in the morning isn't always the same one you wake up with http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-dizzy2.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/barrel.gif
As long as I get a few hours of gaming in on a Saturday, she can have her way with me afterwards.
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Are we talking commitmentless sex or sex where you have to buy presents and be nice to people?
You can't beat sex. Games are fun, but sex is better.
Sex is better, but games usually don´t say no.
Well I know that Multiplayer is preferable to SinglePlayer.
. . . and Huge Units is cool.
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ichi
ps I think its worthy mentioning that a lot of peeps smoke after a victory
Aw, so the secret is in giving in afterwards… http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...c-thinking.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...c-thumbsup.gifQuote:
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*writing down* http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/gc-smug.gif
ICHI's post was disturbing. Do you mean large numbers of women? Or just large numbers? Or large people?
This thread is irrelevant to me, 'cause I didn't know if it is referring to my present life or a past one. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/confused.gif
Do you get any sex currently? If not, a past one.Quote:
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Do you play any games? If not, God only knows, maybe your past life was in the future...
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I've never gotten the clap from a game.
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Good to know that you've had the clap BKS, now stay away from my sister you dirty dirty man you. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/bigthumb.gif
I mean...no...um...damn... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/gc-help.gifQuote:
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Everyone back slowly away...Quote:
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In a game, if you make a mistake, you can start again http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif
You can in sex too.
Sorry darling, look have a sip of this. No, I'm ok, really. You finish it.
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or a girl http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gifQuote:
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*runs in fear*
I've had a game simply shut down on me and not want to play any more.
Upgrade your computer http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-devil.gifQuote:
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yes, what pigs....Quote:
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oh wait... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...gc-stunned.gif oops....
Generally speaking sex is the better of the two.
However bad sex, particularly if that's the only kind of sex your having, is another matter entirely. Bad sex usually doesn't last very long and you're often left unsatisfied with a general feeling of frustration afterwards. So if I had the choice between bad sex and great gameplay I think I'd go for the latter. I'm speaking from experience on this one. Back in the early 90s I had one girlfriend who did not improve one iota in the sack the entire time we were together. I bent over backwards (figuratively speaking) to put a smile on her face and despite her high marks and praise she never reciprocated. No amount of smoothtalking or cajoling would change her ways. Add to the fact that as the relationship progressed she became increasingly annoying and manipulative and one could easily understand why I got infinitely more excited about marathon sessions of Doom and Red Baron than I did about the prospect of frolicking between the sheets with her.
Why not a... sexgame? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../ht_scared.gif
GAH
I think i am the only virgin on the Org...
-Capo
True. Animals, however...Quote:
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nah, me and BKS are with ya http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/grouphug.gifQuote:
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how bout me TK, i am, i think........... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
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how can you think? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gifQuote:
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Half the people here are underage. You're not alone.Quote:
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