The Dangers of Bread

This is simply shocking.

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~D

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# Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

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~D

Ban DHMO

Actually, one California town banned DHMO after some idiot lawyer read that it is deadly if inhaled...

And bread seems like a sly culprit indeed!

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# Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts.

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AND

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# More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

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Sounds like time for a crackdown.

Crazed Rabbit

Damn that's scary. I'm gunna start eating rice for breakfast! :dizzy2:

Arghhh! darned wheat companies! No wonder I feel like doing bad stuff after I eat bread... ~D