Smiley story thread!

make your own story using smileys!(and some words of course.)for example,


he charged into the infantry.... :charge: :duel:
he died....:oops:

PS pointless thread I know lol

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Hmm... I enjoyed it Mouzafphaerre, but I feel it lacked supporting details to back up the main plot. Try using some more vivid descriptions, and don't leave the characters blande. I think with a little effort, you could turn it into a masterpiece. Mm... quite...

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:bow:
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He saw a dinosaur... ~:eek: :jawdrop:
His jaw hit the floor... :furious3:

All the :policeman::policeman: in the donut shop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an :egypt:

Hahaha, nice.

Oh, I mean...

Hahaha, :laugh4: nice :2thumbsup:.

Hm lets see... ~:) and ~;) decided to :duel: but then :furious3: came and they were like :embarassed: :embarassed: so :furious3: made them :book:

how's that?

Didn't quite understand it..

Heres mine: :toff: meets ~:pimp: they ~:argue: then :toff: does some x, leaving him :wideeyed: :jumping:

Hah... damn top-hat-and-monacle wearing druggies...

I'm wearing a monocle right now.

In smileys: Me = ~:toff:

:balloon2: :smitten:
:deal: :army: :dunce:
:sleeping: :sunny: :stunned: :whip: :jumping: :cry2:



:barrel: :shrug: :balloon2:
:juggle2: :knight: :surrender: :greedy: :blank2:
:balloon: :kiss2: :blank2:



:phonecall: :balloon3: :argue: :barrel:
:gossip: :balloon2: :rifle: :sombrero: :policeman:
:uhoh2: :uhoh: :barrel:



:sultan: :kid: :mickey:
~:eek: :balloon2: :kid:
:duel: :Mr-T: :batman: :sweatdrop:
:kid: :beam: :balloon:
:2thumbsup: :love: :balloon2:



once, i fell in love with a ballon. but, i was recruited by the army. foolishly i accepted. it sucked, as soon as i got some shut eye, the sun was up. they worked me long and hard and i was always exercising!

i got the hell out of there asap! i started drinking and forgot all about my long lost ballon. i got a job juggling and re-enacting famous french battles. while the money was good, i wasn't happy. i met a sexy red balloon, but i wasn't happy.

i decided to call my old ballon. but a strange ballon answered and wouldn't tell me where my old ballon was. so i went out and got drunk. then, through the grape vine, i heard that my old ballon became a sharp-shooter or the mexican police! i searched high and low in mexico for my balloon.. much tequila was had.

eventually, i went to a psychic that told me a kid took my balloon to disneyworld!! and there in the crowd i was stunned to see my balloon!!!
i challenged the kid to a duel! little did i know that the kid was friends with mr. t and batman!! but before anything happened the kid noticed my red balloon and offered to trade! i said, "hell yeah!" and everyone lived happily ever after.

Incredible, longest smiley story ever.. and it was still quite entertaining, Wow..

and now we joined this guy :2thumbsup: as he is about to judge a man for stealing a red :balloon:

here comes the judgement

:thumbsdown:

uhh and its a thumbsdown. You know what that means :hanged:

Lol..

An ilustrated love story
by marcusbrutus

:stare: was a very angry smilie, he :rifle: small animals and he :smash: :toff: s. It had been this way for as long anyone could remember, back when he was in school he used to :toilet: the other kids. Then one day at uni' (where he was a caretaker) he saw :kiss2: from :hide: and instantly :smitten:. Now here was his problem - how could :stare: get :kiss2: while :kiss2: was with :ears:. As had always been the case :smash: was the answer and sure enough :ears: was soon :stars:.

Of course the story ends with :kiss2: reporting :stare: to the :policeman: and she stayed by her man even though he now looked like this - :freak:.

Lol

Quote:

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even though he now looked like this -

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lol

:help: screamed a helpless man as he was about to be killed by :book: a guy reading a book? What! ~:eek:

" ~:) Sometimes"

(As recorded by The Undisputed Truth)
BARRET STRONG
NORMAN WHITFIELD

~:) sometimes pretend to be your friend
~:) show no traces of the evil that lurks within.

~:) , ~:) sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
~:) , ~:) tell lies and I got proof.

The truth is in the eyes
'Cause the eyes don't lie, amen
Remember a smile is just a frown turned upside down
My friend let me tell you

~:), ~:) sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
~:), ~:) tell lies and I got proof.

Beware, beware of the handshake that hides the snake
I'm telling you beware, beware of the pat on the back
It just might hold you back
Jealousy (jealousy), Misery (misery), Envy.

I tell you you can't see behind ~:)
~:), ~:) sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
~:), ~:) tell lies and I got proof.

~:), ~:) sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
~:), ~:) tell lies and I got proof.

(~:), ~:) sometimes)
(~:), ~:) sometimes)
I'm telling you beware, beware of the handshake that hides the snake
Listen to me now beware, beware of that pat on the back
It just might hold you back.

~:), ~:) sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
~:), ~:) tell lies and I got proof.

Your enemy won't do you no harm
'Cause you know where he's coming from
Don't let the handshake and the smile fool ya
Take my advice I'm only tryin' to school ya.

~:), ~:) sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
~:), ~:) tell lies and I got proof.

(c) Copyright 1971 by Jobete Music Co., Inc.

- SONG HITS, Summer 1974.

this is an actual west african tale that i tried to adapt to smilies.. it's a stretch..


:indian_brave: :charge: :no:
~:grouphug: :shrug: :skull:
:baby: :idea: ~:confused: :indian_brave:



:party3: :toff: :sultan: :lost:
:shifty: :worried: :skull:
:party3: :skull: :toff: :blank: :sultan: :indian_brave:



:indian_brave: :laugh3: :balloon: :balloon3: :drummer: :joker: :juggle: :balloon2: :balloon:
:indian_brave: :deal: :skull: ~:) :yes:



:indian_brave: :baby: ~:pat:
:baby: :skull: :no: :help: :yes:
~:) :skull: :no: :vanish: :bow:




a great warrior did not return from the hunt. his family gave him up for dead, all except his youngest child who each day would ask, "where is my father? where is my father?"

the child's older brothers, who were magicians, finally went forth to find him. they came upon his broken spear and a pile of bones. the first son assembled the bones into a skeleton; the second son put flesh upon the bones; the third son breathed life into the flesh.

the warrior arose and walked into the village where there was great celebration. he said, "i will give a fine gift to the one who has brought me back to life."

"i will give the gift to my youngest child," said the warrior. "for it is this child who saved my life. a man is never truly dead until he is forgotten!"

any body thought of setting up a thread like this?

Once there was a :dizzy2: person. He got :rifle: the end. ~D

~:) ~:)

:charge: :charge:

:stop:

:laugh4: :laugh4:

:bobby2:

:bobby2: -----> ~:mad:

:duel:

:bobby2: ----> :fainting:

~:) ~:)

:bobby2: :bobby2: :bobby2: :bobby2: :bobby2: :bobby2: :bobby2: :bobby2:

~:doh:

:bobby2: -----> :rifle:

~:) ~:) ----> :surrender:

:bobby: :whip:

:deal:

:smash:

:rtwno: !

~:mecry: ~:mecry:

:hanged: :hanged

:angel: :angel:

(THE END)

sorry, a it bored...hope you like it

Man :skull: and someone who hated :furious3: this man :smash: d his skull. So the man :frog: . I don't know where that last bit came from.

They were trained

:surrender: :rifle::whip:
They fought
:duel: :charge:
They were brave

:knight:

They were smart
:idea3:

But they walked like Eygptians

:egypt::egypt: :egypt: :egypt: :egypt:

So they got killed

:skull:

The survivor went to the gallows

:hanged:

But aliens reincarnated the hanging men

:alien:

So they fought again
:duel: :charge:
And someone in the team marryed 20 red baloons

:balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon:

And then a guy with a afro became president of the U.S

:afro:

So they stopped fighting
:surrender:

The End.

~:joker:

a piece of choclate became powerful:rtwyes:

It was smart:idea3:

It was amazingly brave:knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight:

It was in love with a freak:iloveyou: :freak:

The freak had a deal of cards:deal2:

But santa stole them:santa:

So the freak got drunk:barrel:

But a alien abducted him and played the pc(That's me!~D ):computer:

So the choclate got drunk too:medievalcheers:

Then the choclate and freak got reunited and got marryed


:sweetheart: but.......... :rifle:

Damn Mickey Mouse!

:mickey: ----------------->:hanged:

Now 'ere's a little story
(To tell it is a must)
About an unsung hero
That moves from dawn to dusk.

Some people make a fortune,
Others earn a mint;
My old man don't earn much:
In fact he's a flippin' print.

Ohhhhh, my old man's a smiley
He wears a smiley's hat
He wears cor-blimey pixels
And lives in a separate spread.
He looks a proper nana
With his great big yellow gob
He's such a time to download
They call him a cable job.

Ohhhhh, my old man's a smiley
Lala lala lala
Hm hm, hm-hm hm hm-hm

http://matousmileys.free.fr/iubito.gif

this thread is getting on well(Getting there.... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100 posts!)

here we are again with this :2thumbsup: guy. But this time he is the one being judge for apperantly :hanged: someone.

The Judgement: :rtwyes:

alright I guess someone payed his way to innocent ~:cool:

oh noes, here comes the angry mob :furious3:

they got him :duel:

:hanged:

oh well

Koniek

My smilie story: Story