I found this song while browsing on a friend's xanga site. I looked in the source code and found the url. I thought it was pretty cool how they turned this into this .
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Yeah, I've heard it.
I like this one though.
http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~makarov/tem...vries_2005.mp3
http://www.hymn.ru/index-en.html
I like it.
In Soviet Russia, music records YOU.
In Soviet Russia, Stage is for preformers only!Quote:
Originally Posted by kekvitirae
I know i have heard those quotes before, are they from the simpsons, i cant remeber?
In Soviet Russia, road forks you. - Family Guy
In Soviet Russia, horse rides you!
You know, by posting a topic mentioning the Soviet Union, you're just asking for loads of those jokes.
lol those are big jokes in my school. we make them up whenever a teacher contradicts us.
My favorite is:
In Russia, an F gets you sent to Reeducation.
In soviet russia we rape all the horses and ride off on the women
just kiddin but great tunes, even the origional anthem i am partial to that russian music. can anyone translate what there sayin?
The Hymn of the Soviet Union
Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labor and valorous deed.
[Or, the old way:
Be true to the people, thus Stalin has reared us,
Inspire us to labor and valorous deed!]
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
In the vict'ry of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!
i dunno this thing has a lot of talk about freedom, are you sure they sang this in stalinistic russia?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
Q: Why do communists only drink herbal tea?
A: Because proper tea is theft.
:stare:Quote:
Originally Posted by Geoffrey S
What? ~D
What do all Soviets fear?
The Wehrmacht ~D
That's why there was a soviet flag over East Berlin for about 45 years. ~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
Took 27 million men to get that, it did.Quote:
Originally Posted by ghost908
It's a coincidence with all the In Soviet Russia, A Bs you! jokes, since I changed my title to that not long ago, though I couldn't fit Soviet in.
Both sound GREAT. I actually prefer the machismo in the original, but it needs a bit more emotion, I believe, which the latter fills perfectly. Thanks for sharing.
anytimeQuote:
Originally Posted by Sinan
Who won in the end though? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
Phyrrich victories suck, don't they? ~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by ghost908
Plus I wouldn't say the Soviets won, more Hitler lost. Hitler was an idiot. We can all drink to that.~:cheers:
*I havent figured out why he diverted men from the eastern front to fight the allies, which WOULD HAVE LET THE GERMANS SURRENDER. Idiot*
No politics or nasty war history talk please.
Do you have any idea how communism was?!
Easy for you to talk.... You never experienced this...
Now, it's funny. I know. But then, it wasn't funny at all.
In case you dont know the origins of the "In Soviet Russia" jokes, here's a good link to read: http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?InSovietRussia
For those too lazy to read: Yakov Smirnoff was the original creator of the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"In California, you can always find a party. In Russia, The Party can always find you."
In Soviet Russia, the dead horse beats you!
If you are talking to me, I hate communism. I never liked it. I espically loathe Leninism/Stalinism.Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
In Soviet Russia, Communism hates you!~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by ghost908