Fun with birthday's

pick the month you were born


January-I cried with
Febuary-i danced with
March-i sang to
April-I kissed
May-i ate
June-I vaccumed
July-i ran with
August-i danced with
September-i smoked with
October-i spanked
November-i cried for
December-I loved


Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-a football player
2-a monkey
3-a vacuum
4-a fork
5-a gangster
6-chuck norris
7-a llama
8-my dog
9-my best friends boyfriend
10-my neighbor
11-an ipod
12-a banana
13-YOUR mom
14-my true love
15-a goat
16-a ruler
17-myself
18-a spoon
19-a mexican
20-a squirrel
21-a ninja
22-a fireman
23-a noodle
24-a pickle
25-a baseball bat
26-YOUR sister
27-a cd
28-sasquatch
29-my science teacher
30-A homeless guy
31- my crush


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-Because i keep it gangsta
Black-Because I was drunk.
Pink-Because im in love.
Red-Because the voices told me to.
Blue-Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green-Because I hate myself.
Purple-Because Im cool like that.
Gray-Because thats how i roll.
Yellow-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-Because i hate my family.
Other-Because i wuz high
maroon-Becuz he took my taco
teal-cuz it was illegal
Brown-cuz i wanted it/to
amethyst-Because emos suck
Caramel-cuz Charlie told me too
none- because i cant control myself



So I Vaccumed your sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want

I sang to a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

:dizzy2:

Apparently I danced with a noodle because I was drunk.

If you replaced 'noodle' with 'ugly girl who suddenly looks much more attractive', it'd be more true than I'd like it to be.

I loved a spoon because that's how I roll.~D

I smoked with my dog because that's how I roll.

:laugh4:

I smoked with Chuck Norris because I hate myself. Odd...

I kissed a fork because I hate myself.

Guess I didn't think of smoking with Chuck Norris. Oh well.

Ajax

I kissed a spoon because I keep it Gangsta ... :inquisitive:

What an odd combination.

I cried with my crush because I hate myself.

I danced with a mexican cuz I wanted to.

As the mexican lady was hot, this makes sence. ~;p

What are the chances:

I kissed my true love because im sexy and i do what i want.

I cried for a squirrel because I hate myself.

I cried for my neighbor because i cant control myself....

er...ok...

I danced with a monkey because I keep it gangsta! Right...

Quid

I cried for Chuck Norris becouse i keep it Gangsta.:laugh4:

I danced with my true love because I was drunk.

:inquisitive: Someone obviously knows me :inquisitive:

I smoked with my best friend's boyfriend because I keep it gangsta.

i danced with my true love Because im sexy and i do what i want.

~:pimp:

I danced with a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

:inquisitive:

I loved my crush because I can't control myself.

rofl

I smoked with a sasquatch because I was drunk.

So true....

i spanked a gangster because im sexy and i do what i want. :inquisitive:

i spanked a fireman Because i wuz high

Okay I think we can all agree mine's the worst...

:balloon2:

I changed my shirt.

Now I smoked with a sasquatch 'cuz I'm gangsta!!! ~:smoking:

I sang to a gangster because thats how I roll.

:inquisitive:

Mine actually makes sense:

I cried with my true love because I hate myself.

It's not true though.

I kissed my science teacher Because thats how i roll.

That don't sound too back if she is a hot female

I Vaccumed your sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Seems we have the same B-day and fashion sense Oaty :2thumbsup:

how did they know?:inquisitive:

I vaccumed Chuck Norris because someone payed me a 1,000,000 dollars!