Fun with birthday's

[Oaty]

pick the month you were born


January-I cried with
Febuary-i danced with
March-i sang to
April-I kissed
May-i ate
June-I vaccumed
July-i ran with
August-i danced with
September-i smoked with
October-i spanked
November-i cried for
December-I loved


Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-a football player
2-a monkey
3-a vacuum
4-a fork
5-a gangster
6-chuck norris
7-a llama
8-my dog
9-my best friends boyfriend
10-my neighbor
11-an ipod
12-a banana
13-YOUR mom
14-my true love
15-a goat
16-a ruler
17-myself
18-a spoon
19-a mexican
20-a squirrel
21-a ninja
22-a fireman
23-a noodle
24-a pickle
25-a baseball bat
26-YOUR sister
27-a cd
28-sasquatch
29-my science teacher
30-A homeless guy
31- my crush


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-Because i keep it gangsta
Black-Because I was drunk.
Pink-Because im in love.
Red-Because the voices told me to.
Blue-Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green-Because I hate myself.
Purple-Because Im cool like that.
Gray-Because thats how i roll.
Yellow-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-Because i hate my family.
Other-Because i wuz high
maroon-Becuz he took my taco
teal-cuz it was illegal
Brown-cuz i wanted it/to
amethyst-Because emos suck
Caramel-cuz Charlie told me too
none- because i cant control myself



So I Vaccumed your sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[GeneralHankerchief]

I sang to a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Apparently I danced with a noodle because I was drunk.

If you replaced 'noodle' with 'ugly girl who suddenly looks much more attractive', it'd be more true than I'd like it to be.

[Uesugi Kenshin]

I loved a spoon because that's how I roll.

[Ice]

I smoked with my dog because that's how I roll.

[Zalmoxis]

I smoked with Chuck Norris because I hate myself. Odd...

[ajaxfetish]

I kissed a fork because I hate myself.

Guess I didn't think of smoking with Chuck Norris. Oh well.

Ajax

[KukriKhan]

I loved my crush because I can't control myself.

rofl

[Kralizec]

I smoked with a sasquatch because I was drunk.

So true....

[drone]

i spanked a gangster because im sexy and i do what i want.

[Dutch_guy]

i spanked a fireman Because i wuz high

Okay I think we can all agree mine's the worst...

[Kralizec]

I changed my shirt.

Now I smoked with a sasquatch 'cuz I'm gangsta!!!

[The_Doctor]

I sang to a gangster because thats how I roll.

[InsaneApache]

i danced with my best friends boyfriend Because thats how i roll.

Bloody hell...perhaps I should have a go at the 'Am I gay?' thread I started again.....

[Divine Wind]

I cried for a fork because thats how i roll.

Hmm, perhaps i was hungry?