... your archers run out of ammo and start firing body bits of fallen comrades.
(Keep it going... :2thumbsup: )
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... your archers run out of ammo and start firing body bits of fallen comrades.
(Keep it going... :2thumbsup: )
... the most powerful thing in your amoury is strong language and the smell of the food that went off last week.
Yeah, that's the spirit.
... when you lead the charge against the enemy and you look back and only your personal guard is following you.
...when you're knights meet Bazooka troops.
you're besieging a city with only horsemen and come to the conclusion that your riders can't dismount :wall:
or if it doesn't have to be RTW :p
... when you have the best fortress in the world only to notice you've forgotten to shut the backdoor.
...your sacred band is refusing to come out of the camp because the other soldiers are being homophobic.
you realise you mistakingly took a sleeping pill instead of :sleeping:
... when you're facing an angry lumberjack with his big axe.
... when you lead the charge against the enemy and you look back and only your personal guard is .... "No, no. Guys, THIS way... oi where are you going? COME BACK!!!!"
the Sergeant notices a tiny black spot on your uniform...
Your siege engineers forget to bring ammo.
... you discover your naptha throwers ate beans and franks for breakfast.
... you hear your men discussing a new game called "frag the lieutenant" ...
...the US army shows up.
... when you are captured by the Sacred Band. :eeeek:
you are the only one yelling and grunting when fighting....
... when despite having the shiniest breast plates and the stabiest swords the "elite kings cavalry" are losing against a unit of cockroaches with bad breath.
....from the woods you hear the sacred words....
Niii! Niiii!
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Originally Posted by Raz
ah, the famous French charge:laugh4:
.... you keep asking yourself 'where are their cavalry... where are their cavalry'... and a plume of dust behind you fills you with the cold dreadful realization....
I would have thought it was when you lead the charge against the enemy and look back to find that even your personal guard isn't following you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raz
everyone else runs away but you....:oops:
you find out to late that your second in command is afraid of large crowds.
.... when your armour manufacture calls for a product recall.
.... when you just remembered that you didn't pay your army two weeks ago.
.... when, due to financial cutbacks, you are forced to eat peasants whilst campaigning.
.... when your army of elephants go by a mouse hole.
...you see a Byzantine prince.
Welcome EightDeer!
when your steel armor falls off.
When the only sound from your calvalry charge is your own horses hooves.
When your elephants turn around...
when you find out the peace treaty was signed a day ago and you just hired an angry band of barbarian merc's and you just happen to be the only rich roman around
Due to miscommunication your guns are taken away and you're told to charge the enemies artillery.
Snite
Forward the six hundred