Attack of the Old People

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09-14-2006, 05:26
Ice

Attack of the Old People

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/09/13/ha....ap/index.html

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EASTON, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A judge convicted a 73-year-old woman of first-degree murder Wednesday for killing her older neighbor with 37 claw hammer blows to the head and sentenced her to life in prison without parole.

More old person violence in the news. Damn.
09-14-2006, 05:29
GoreBag

Re: Attack of the Old People

WHOA, that's intense. Somehow, though, everytime I hear '37', I think of the movie Clerks.
09-14-2006, 05:30
Lemur

Re: Attack of the Old People

"Life in prison" doesn't have quite the same zing when you're 73.
09-14-2006, 06:08
Xiahou

Re: Attack of the Old People

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Originally Posted by Lemur

"Life in prison" doesn't have quite the same zing when you're 73.

Were it Germany, she could get out when she's 88. :book:
09-14-2006, 06:33
GoreBag

Re: Attack of the Old People

Hooray, arithmetic?
09-14-2006, 07:31
L`zard

Re: Attack of the Old People

If I had to just make a quess, I'd say 'one too many grandchildren pix', eh?

That's ONE FIESTY old granny!

I'm not sure I could come up with 37 combat rounds, lol!
09-14-2006, 07:41
Samurai Waki

Re: Attack of the Old People

I've been saying Senior on Senior violence must be stopped for the good of the whole elderly community. :laugh4: :embarassed:
09-14-2006, 08:22
Ronin

Re: Attack of the Old People

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Originally Posted by GoreBag

WHOA, that's intense. Somehow, though, everytime I hear '37', I think of the movie Clerks.

37?

wait...does that include me? :laugh4:
09-14-2006, 08:34
Kekvit Irae

Re: Attack of the Old People

*creepy movie announcer voice*
In a world of sunday drivers, comes a new menace, a new threat...

Grandma: "Oh dear, was that light red?"

A band of heros must unite to save the world from a terror so great, that noone is safe.

Grandma: "Deary me, I think it's rude to be going over 45kph on this road!"

A story so horrible, it will shock you to know that it is based on real life events...

Grandpa: "I'm not driving with my glasses today. I will be all right."

Coming soon, Seniors On A Highway.

Man: "I'm sick and tired of all these motherloving seniors on this motherloving highway!"
09-14-2006, 10:09
Red Peasant

Re: Attack of the Old People

You can't beat Monty Python's take on Hell's Grannies!

(Does IA remember these terrors on the mean streets of Bolton?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CStfT8gCrjM
09-14-2006, 10:24
InsaneApache

Re: Attack of the Old People

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Originally Posted by Red Peasant

You can't beat Monty Python's take on Hell's Grannies!

(Does IA remember these terrors on the mean streets of Bolton?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CStfT8gCrjM

Sadly not. I was probably at school at the time. However I do remember the Batley Towns Womens Guild re-enactment of the attack on Pearl Habor. :laugh4:

Eureka
09-14-2006, 15:02
Red Peasant

Re: Attack of the Old People

Ah yes, another classic, the History Channel could learn a thing or two from the MP team.
09-14-2006, 20:37
Ronin

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Sheriff McClelland: Well, there's no problem. If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy.

...they´re out there!!...and they´re comming for YOU!!!
09-14-2006, 20:49
Seamus Fermanagh

Re: Attack of the Old People

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Originally Posted by Red Peasant

Ah yes, another classic, the History Channel could learn a thing or two from the MP team.

Given what humans have done to one another over the years, why would the HC need to spoof it?

Always liked the Piranha Brothers more anyway.:laugh4: