Thank god I know girls that like good music, alot of them love pink floyd aswell....seriously, I'm in there, my band's version of Comfortably Numb kicks ***:2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
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Thank god I know girls that like good music, alot of them love pink floyd aswell....seriously, I'm in there, my band's version of Comfortably Numb kicks ***:2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
I have seen two girls in their early twenties who are part of this indie rock group. One is a singer and the other is a bass guitarist. The singer could scream high and long. I saw them perform on front of a department store for free. They were part of a show that attracted customers to the store. Unfortunately, they appeared there only once, so I forgot the name of their group. I wonder why very few girls like them appear on the media. Or maybe it's because I don't watch enough MTV.
edit - I remember. They're called Biuret.
Yeah, girls that listened to proper music, like Rammstein, would`ve been something. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
The only groupies Ian gets are the deaf dumb and blind ones. Cause Ian is to drumming what the Klan is to multiculturalism.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ianofsmeg16
And he's a big carrot top.
:laugh4: I know! :laugh4:Quote:
And he's a big carrot top
Seeing as I ruin every other aspect of his miserable existance I thought I'd just blow a hole in his rock 'n' roller man image as well.
I am a truly horrible person.
Love is always exciting. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
And what groupies do you get, and you are in no position to talk about the condition of ones hair, so please for god sake keep your insults to yourself and out af a forum that i find to be usually friendlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Axeknight
Back off! He's a good guy, who cares whether he hangs out with the coolest people or not. I'm one of the most liked guys at my school, but I hang out with the people who are left out, because I hate people who exclude others.Quote:
Originally Posted by Axeknight
Get a backbone, and meet him a back alley or something :laugh4:
-ZainDustin
Do you guys know each other? I assumed Axeknight's post to be in jest, but if it wasn't, you guys should calm down somewhat.
Gah, Axe smells terrible. It makes a better flamethrower than a deodorant.
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Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
I agree, I was just making a point. People who make fun of others ought to be kicked in the face. :karate:
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-ZainDustin
Yes, I gave Ian the link to here. And apologies for my somewhat twisted sense of humour.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
But jeez - calm down and check your sarcasm filters guys.
Money.
Have a cute, longtime friend I've known since middle school, she's 27 now. she's hip, she's funny, shes motivated and by large has her act together. Over coffee a few weeks ago she mentioned that a former acquantance who came
back into her life -- one who she was not and still isn't attracted to -- had been taking her out on dates.
He professed his longtime love to her and asked her out. They went out a few times out of pityand he produced a huge engagment ring and asked her to marry. Over coffee three days ago
she told me she said yes, despite the fact that hes a fat, bald slob, a total square, he listens to country music and his favorite singer is Phil Collins, he washes his car three times a week and has had someone do his laundry for him his entire life, he wears bikini briefs (hes fat remember) and he talks constantly about how great his home entertainment system is, which is a good thing because he never goes out. The last concert he went to was Neil feeking Diamond and no where in his entire house is a book. These are all things she had told me about him before.
When I laughed and reminded her about all the things she thought made him pitiful, she said "yeah but being rich fixes a lot of things."
It's not my place to judge her, in fact, based on what shes doing and how she feels about the guy I could very well be boinking her 5 years down the road since she has now shown me she is a shallow skank, and any chic who marries someone as a career choice will likely not be above going outside the marriage for a little action when things are dull, and believe me things will be dull a lot
In fact, I'm sure we all know plenty of men and women in relationships who have this arrangement, although in most cases the woman would never admit it to the man, but even if she did the man may very well not care if he already viewed her
as a trophy, like his home entertainment system.
May I spammiate this post of yours ? :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Money, power, talent, and intelligence are obvious aphrodisiacs. However even things like talent, and personality are pretty shallow in my opinion. Two people should be attracted to eacho ther physically as well, or else what is the freaken point, it will most likely not last, as MRD pointed out. It's best to win them on all fronts, attack attack attack! :scastle:
The part I bolded was also the French army strategy in WW I.Quote:
Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
Has anyone suggested using a girltrap?
What you need is a large wooden box (something like a tea chest, only biogger, unless you only want to attract dwarves). Put it open side down, but tilt it up and support one edge with a small stick.
Under the opening, place a copy of Heat, (or Cosmo if you prefer "classy" women), a chocolate bar and some Jimmy Choos. (Tip: make sure the magazine is open BUT NOT at the horoscope page) Tie the bait to the stick in such a way that if the shoes are taken or the magazine pages turned (eg to find the horoscope) the stick is pulled away, and the box falls, trapping the girl inside.
happy to be of help
Trapping metrosexuals wouldn't feel fine..Quote:
Originally Posted by English assassin
I heard you can catch birds very effectively by putting gum on a twig so they stick when they perch.Quote:
Originally Posted by English assassin
What? Er...you mean not the right kind of birds....confused.... er..~:confused:
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First you should be really, really nice and get them to really like you...
...then make them do all your homework
It's a win, win situation...
wait...We get girlfriends just so they can do our Homework?...! The lies!
Wakizashi's Guide to getting the Ladies:
Step One: Greet Her with a firm squeeze to the buttox
Step Two: Say Something that makes you sound wordly such as "Hola Senioritos"
Step Three: Offer Her Something as a reward for paying attention to you such as Champagne (pronounce it as Champ-Ag-n) So that it sounds like you know your French.
Step Four: All women like to be praised say something along the lines of "My Favorite Part of the Woman is the boobies" or perhaps "Your Tight Body will look voluptuous in my Silk Bed Sheets"
Step Five: Wave a couple of hundred dollars in her face
Step Six: Show her your brand new Ferrari Enzo...
After Completing these Six Easy Steps she should be yours!
How's your success rate with this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
Would a red painted Volkswagen do the trick?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
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Originally Posted by Upxl
101% ~DQuote:
How's your success rate with this?
Guaranteed lifetime warranty. ~D
I have no tips on how to attract girls that are different from some of the more useful stuff in here. Every relationship I have ever had has snuck up on me, and every relationship I have tried to work towards has never gone anywhere. For example, I have a zero for too-darned-many record of asking girls on dates. But the good news is, I still have that perfect record.
Azi
Ok, thread necromancy again. My time to vent.
I like a really nice girl in the school. She's been single the entire year, and although she is with the party group, she stands out because she is much more moderate(she rarely drinks, doesn't smoke) and she really is something special.
Now, the problem is, my roommate spilled the beans and now the entire school knows I like her. That blew everything I had in mind. For some unknown reason, I haven't been able to talk to her at all (unusually shy - something odd at Mr. Big Mouth).
Now, what should I have done?
This summer i'm taking off my glasses, which make me look like a stupid nerd, and I will seriously work out so I can be proud of my six pack when I swim. For sure I will go for her when I come back to school, so I'll suffer a bit for 2 months while I'm on vacation.
But what should I have done before? How detrimental is when someone spills the beans and she finds out about it? And how do I get to the point where she starts taking me seriously, because I'm afraid of overdoing it and I'll end up being the guy who's gonna console her when somebody else dumped her!
Thank you.
I rarely say this to a guy and I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but that was kinda cute.
I can empathize, as many other guys here will. When you're attracted to a girl, it's embarrassing when you have those feelings revealed, no contest there. I wish I knew why, but that's not the point. I think you should try to talk to her. She knows that you like her, so you have one thing to talk about, at least. Your first impression is your only impression, and she already has an impression of you, this really hasn't changed it. I think this is a perfect opportunity for you to go to her and give her the facts, straight. She'll appreciate the honesty, and you can get to know her better.
P.S. Don't count on getting a 6-pack that quick, but good luck.
Alright, get some really REALLY bright lights, blind her, then when she comes too stand next to her and feed her chocolate with a money centre. Then she shall be all yours!
On a more serious tone, I would talk to her sooner rather than later. I've had situations before where I've put off asking a girl out because I'm either too lazy or too shy and then it's become too late and she'd moved on. On the other issue two months should be a decent time to get some basic muscle growth. Get some whey powder and do a good routine of sit-up and crunch exercises, etc.
My issue is usually going for a girl who turns out to have a boyfriend. Woops.