Capo di Tutti Capi III [Concluded]

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

No, the FBI did NOT deep investigate you. YLC claims to have done so. We saw how reliable he is.

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I grow tired of this... This is your type of play. To use argumentum nauseam until we don't know the back from the front.
You told me the FBI had investigated me and got a criminal, but with no ties to the mafia.
Now suddenly, the crazy serial killer can investigate too? And find affiliation results?
How many investigators did you have?

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I'm sure. :no:

Last minute vote saves haudegen.... town loss.

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The only one I could see changing the result in the last minute is Shinseikhaan. How convenient.

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Originally Posted by Sigurd

I grow tired of this... This is your type of play. To use argumentum nauseam until we don't know the back from the front.

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You're giving as good as you're getting, and you're getting help as well. Fortunately, there are a few townies paying attention still. It's the only reason I am continuing this.

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You told me the FBI had investigated me and got a criminal, but with no ties to the mafia.

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FBI investigated you and got a criminal, yes. Ask them, they NEVER deep investigated you.

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Now suddenly, the crazy serial killer can investigate too? And find affiliation results?
How many investigators did you have?

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:laugh4:

I love the fake skepticism. :applause:

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The only one I could see changing the result in the last minute is Shinseikhaan. How convenient.

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Yeah. What's going to really blow people's minds is when he votes for himself.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

FBI investigated you and got a criminal, yes. Ask them, they NEVER deep investigated you.

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Right ... so the "not affiliated with mafia" result came from YLC? Sorry if that seems unlikely. I guess it was FBI anyway - not YLC like it was ACIN not WE:D

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Yeah. What's going to really blow people's minds is when he votes for himself.

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Is that a promise?

So why isn't Khaan voting for Haudegen, hmm?

If he gave two shillings about either himself or the town, he'd nail Haudegen. But he can't, and why is that? Because he's not the Beretta killer. He was busy doing vigilante actions during one of the B killer's murders. It is VISIBLE in the writeup. As visible as Imperator Invictus' fingerprints all over Haudegen's page. As visible as Sasaki's certainty that Haudegen should not have been voted for and should not have gotten an innocent result. As visible as your attempts to discredit town doctors. As visible as your blasphemous post which tricked gibsonsg91921 into dying. As visible as the lack of Beretta kills during n10 when Haudegen was busy doing vigilante actions.

Even if I were wrong that Khaan will save haudegen, just about anyone could at this point.

I am winded ATPG... You know I am fond of you. ~:pat:.

I could say that I am too old for this :daisy: and I wouldn't be lying.
I haven't been able to do much work these last hours - which puts me in detention. An enjoyable game indeed and worth my time.

*Askthepizzaguy wipes the blood off of his lip*

I feel that in this game, the worst thing I could do is be wrong about this lynch. I've put more thought and examined evidence for the past several, several hours. I've posted all this evidence, and asked for the town to examine it as well and make their own judgments. I believe there is an incriminating point on Haudegen, many of them, and one "tell" which proves Khaan was busy during a Beretta killing. However, it's pointless to rehash it all. If I am wrong, it is not because I was disloyal to this town, it was because I was outmaneuvered by the very best of the best, and the clues misled me. Not for lack of trying, not for lack of caring, not for lack of voting or paying attention. That is the best I can offer... again voluntarily because I don't have a horse in this race except my own pride in my abilities to be pro-town when the occasion calls for it. I do not feel your examination of the evidence was sincere, Sigurd, and your accusations were rather outlandish. More objective analysis from others (dead pro-townies) leans toward Haudegen as Don and looks questionably upon you.

But I can't move more than one piece on the chessboard at a time. My vote is on the person I believe is proven guilty. The fate of Fatlington is not in my hands, and it will be decided by the townies remaining.

Aww... Has the Wolf finally tired itself out?

Not before giving me a full confession. Just like Sasaki and CR did.

You guys sure like to spoil the mystery.

There is no Wolf in this game.

So says the Wolf.

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Originally Posted by Shinseikhaan

So says the Wolf.

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I am telling you - The Wolf is not a part of this game. Just you wait and see the final role tally.

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Originally Posted by Sigurd

I am telling you - The Wolf is not a part of this game. Just you wait and see the final role tally.

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Ah, I see. You're really just an adorable Puppy. How cute.

Shinseikhaan.... you can destroy the Don. He has foreseen it.

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Originally Posted by Shinseikhaan

Ah, I see. You're really just an adorable Puppy. How cute.

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Not Wolf nor puppy or any other kind of animal, including holy cows.

Just remember to thank me in you award speech when you stand there with the Big Price.

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Originally Posted by Sigurd

Just remember to thank me in you award speech when you stand there with the Big Price.

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I'm actually more of a thrifty shopper. Being poor and in college tends to do that.

Or are you referring to Bob Barker? That would be pretty fun to meet him, I guess.

Argh....

With Seamus not online, I have no way of knowing the result of the lynch, and I have to go back to the dungeon of servitude work.

Unvote: Askthepizzaguy
Vote: Haudegen

Curse my hours... :furious3:

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Originally Posted by Sigurd

According to my government sources, you were both working with the Mafia. There was an allegiance between the Communists and the Mafia

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Your gov't sources must be amazing, considering the fact you double checked that by asking me in a PM whether or not I was working with the mafia.

Really, bravo on that.

Welp, I'm dead. Time to grab some popcorn and watch the rest of the show.

WILL THE TOWN TRIUMPH? WILL THE MAFIA PULL OUT A COME FROM BEHIND VICTORY? WILL ATPG SOMEHOW SCREW EVERYONE OVER? TUNE IN NEXT, SAME BAT TIME, SAME BAT CHANNEL!

You guys really must think me to be a twisted son of a gun, which I suppose is a high compliment. Perhaps this game will erase my reputation of choosing evil over good when given the chance.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

You guys really must think me to be a twisted son of a gun, which I suppose is a high compliment. Perhaps this game will erase my reputation of choosing evil over good when given the chance.

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I do hope you turn out to be what you claim to be... because if you're actually mafioso and you didn't recruit me after I told you I was promoted to wiseguy because I wanted to keep my options open, I will be irked. :smash:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

You guys really must think me to be a twisted son of a gun, which I suppose is a high compliment. Perhaps this game will erase my reputation of choosing evil over good when given the chance.

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But you chose evil over good this game :no:

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Originally Posted by TinCow

I do hope you turn out to be what you claim to be... because if you're actually mafioso and you didn't recruit me after I told you I was promoted to wiseguy because I wanted to keep my options open, I will be irked. :smash:

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To be honest, I'm glad I wasn't mafia in this game... I would not have known what strategy to use, given all the opposing teams. Usually, it is the town's divided nature that allows the mafia to win, but in this game, the mafia's divided nature brought them down. A lot of that damage was self-inflicted. You want to underline that last sentence.

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

But you chose evil over good this game...

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I never really had to choose, because you guys never reached out to me. The only thing I chose to do was remain consistent and pro-town.

Select: slashandburn
Vote: Shinseikhaan

unvote: Haudegen

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Vote: Haudegen. :2thumbsup:



Tally:
Haudegen: 5 (Askthepizzaguy, slashandburn, White Eyes, Joooray, Khaan)
Shinseikhaan: 5 (Double A, Tincow, Haudegen, Louis the Fat, SSNeoperestroika)

For all the marbles?

I must say, the double lynch has served us extremely well in this game. It would be fitting to end it in that manner. :yes:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

I never really had to choose, because you guys never reached out to me. The only thing I chose to do was remain consistent and pro-town.

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In this game the pro town side is the evil side. Every evil has it's propaganda, and yours is the story posted by Seamus about how the mafioso's are trying to take over Fatlington and the good citizens must resist them. It is accepted as gospel, but what real evidence is there for it?

The pro town group is actually the secret police and the mafia are the resistance fighters. How often have you decreed that someone deserves to die because they haven't "helped enough", are being "uncooperative", disobeyed your orders, or haven't told you exactly what they were up to each night? The secret police want to control everything and stamp out any dissidence. Their operatives spy on people and decide whether they are innocent or guilty. If "guilty" then that is revealed in thread and all good citizens must vote to execute them. Stool pigeons afraid for their own lives betray the resistance, while the resistance fighters are willing to lay down their own lives for the cause. It is all to obvious.

Now, they say the worst deeds are done by those with good intentions, and I believe your intentions were noble pizza. But you were fooled by the propaganda of seamus.

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

In this game the pro town side is the evil side. Every evil has it's propaganda, and yours is the story posted by Seamus about how the mafioso's are trying to take over Fatlington and the good citizens must resist them. It is accepted as gospel, but what real evidence is there for it?

The pro town group is actually the secret police and the mafia are the resistance fighters. How often have you decreed that someone deserves to die because they haven't "helped enough", are being "uncooperative", disobeyed your orders, or haven't told you exactly what they were up to each night? The secret police want to control everything and stamp out any dissidence. Their operatives spy on people and decide whether they are innocent or guilty. If "guilty" then that is revealed in thread and all good citizens must vote to execute them. Stool pigeons afraid for their own lives betray the resistance, while the resistance fighters are willing to lay down their own lives for the cause. It is all to obvious.

Now, they say the worst deeds are done by those with good intentions, and I believe your intentions were noble pizza. But you were fooled by the propaganda of seamus.

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Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

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edit: Meh, will wait for post-game.

Evening Session, Day Seventeen


Commissioner Fermanagh walked to the table at the dais and addressed the committee.

"Well, I see that your final tallies have been made and it's a toss-up between Shinseikhaan and Haudegen. I know that you've lynched more than one of your number several times during this crisis, but as I am a public servant and not an appointed committee member, I do not feel that I should exercise such power."

"Unfortunately, the decision devolves on me with the death of Sigurd at the hands of that murdering..."

"...anyway. I'm not a member of this committee, and while I will do your bidding in this I will not resolve a decision for you. You have two hours to provide me a single clear choice or I will not conduct the execution of anybody."

"If you fail to choose clearly, I will hold both potential candidates in protective custody for the entire night using a dozen officers. The decision will then be up to the committee on the following day with a proper director -- I hereby confirm slashandburn's selection -- in place."

Fermanagh left the room quickly



OOC

Voting extended until 1800 today (2200 GMT). Only one lynchee. If you cannot choose by then, I will start taking orders for N17, though 'khaan and Haudegen will both be in "lockdown" and unable to submit orders. Your call....